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Auntie SparkNotes: I Have No Thing

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 19, 2010
In high school,we thought our thing was theater. Turns out that was just a hobby. Auntie's right on the money, as usual.... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Have No Thing

Auntie SparkNotes: Can You Be Friends With Your Ex?

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 17, 2010
If you don't have a boyfriend like this right now, you will at some point. Memorize Auntie's advice, y'all! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I have... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Can You Be Friends With Your Ex?

Auntie SparkNote: Harpist Horror

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 16, 2010
Yelling at your music teacher is tempting—but will you regret it later? (Spoiler alert: yes.) —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, Let me start by telling... More  →
Auntie SparkNote: Harpist Horror

Auntie SparkNotes: Brainy and Bashful

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 13, 2010
We can totally relate to this Sparkler's problem. We're supergeniuses at eating cake, and it makes our friends jealous and confused. What... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Brainy and Bashful

Auntie SparkNotes: The Secret Lives of Stepsisters

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 12, 2010
We like the sound of this Sparker's stepsister. —Sparkitors Auntie, Firstly, my story isn't the kind of sad Cinderella thing that usually comes with... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Secret Lives of Stepsisters

Auntie SparkNotes: Tactfully Yours

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 11, 2010
Today, Auntie addresses one of our pet peeves: people who excuse their jerkiness by saying, "I'm just being honest!" —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, Although you... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Tactfully Yours

Auntie SparkNotes: Trans-tastic

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 10, 2010
Wanting to be a ninja is just a phase?! Thanks for bursting our bubble! *sobs while throwing away nunchucks* —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I'm... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Trans-tastic

Auntie SparkNotes: Father Knows FAIL

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 9, 2010
Now we're fixated on the word "lurk." Lurk lurk lurklurklurk. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, So I'm having this issue with my dad. He's a single... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Father Knows FAIL

Auntie SparkNotes: Screw Perfect

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 6, 2010
We say "awnty"...and sometimes "ant-y." Because we're fickle weirdos (aka not perfect). —Sparkitors Hello Auntie! In your head, do you pronounce Auntie "ant-y" or... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Screw Perfect

Auntie SparkNotes: The Green Police, They Live Inside of My House

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 5, 2010
Today, Auntie hears from a Sparkler who makes us feel really guilty about sometimes throwing our Diet Coke cans in the trash.... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Green Police, They Live Inside of My House