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Auntie SparkNotes: An Inconsistent Tom

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 10, 2010
We'd like to put a sticky lollipop right in Tom's hair. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, My friend, Tom, is acting strange. We've been friends for... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: An Inconsistent Tom

Auntie SparkNotes: Nobody Nose the Trouble I've Seen

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 9, 2010
This is one of our favorite Auntie posts ever. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, Ever since I was extremely young I've hated my nose. I love... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Nobody Nose the Trouble I've Seen

Auntie SparkNotes: No Blood? No Pain? No Regrets? No Problem.

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 8, 2010
Something IS wrong with you, Sparkler: you're entirely too well-adjusted. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, This question may come off a little odd but I need... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: No Blood? No Pain? No Regrets? No Problem.

Auntie SparkNotes: School-Switcher's Regret

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 7, 2010
You know what they say: the grass is always greener at someone else's school. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I did fifty bajallion tons of paperwork,... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: School-Switcher's Regret

Auntie SparkNotes: B-Word Is the New Black

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 3, 2010
Today, we're all b-words! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I'm a sophomore, and there's this boy who has a crush on me. That probably wouldn't... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: B-Word Is the New Black

Auntie SparkNotes: How Not to Cope With Death

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 2, 2010
If this Sparkler were in our office, we'd hug her so hard her ribs would squeak. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, Last December, my mom... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: How Not to Cope With Death

Auntie SparkNotes: (Es)say It Isn't So

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 1, 2010
How does this Sparkler have time to write essays for other people?! We can't even muster up enough energy to write funny... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: (Es)say It Isn't So

Auntie SparkNotes: Date-Paying Pains

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 31, 2010
We make our boyfriends pay for everything—not because we're girls, but because we're selfish jerks. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I dislike how males are... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Date-Paying Pains

Auntie SparkNotes: Creepy Stalker or Clueless Doink?

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 30, 2010
Don't get us started on Dumb and Dumber, Auntie. Wait, actually, get us started. Mock...YEAH! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie SparkNotes, I sent you an email... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Creepy Stalker or Clueless Doink?

Auntie SparkNotes: Step Away From the Ladymag

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 27, 2010
Auntie's right, Sparklers: it's time to put the magazines away and just shake what yo momma gave ya!—Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, How do... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Step Away From the Ladymag