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Auntie SparkNotes: Someone Has Dumped You On Facebook

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 28, 2010
Dumped on FB?? DISLIKE. —Sparkitors Dearest Auntie, Recently, my boyfriend broke up with me...over Facebook. It was terrible and probably the worst way I've... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Someone Has Dumped You On Facebook

Auntie SparkNotes: Get Smart

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 27, 2010
We say, if you're a Sparkler, you're a genius, automatically. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I feel like I don't really know who I am anymore.... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Get Smart

Auntie SparkNotes: I Cut You In Line So Bad

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 26, 2010
Our technique for line-cutters: hiss "no frontsies, no backsies" while brandishing our miniature Swiss Army scissors. Works like a charm! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Cut You In Line So Bad

Auntie SparkNotes: You Can Pick Your Girlfriend, You Can Pick Your Scabs, But...

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 20, 2010
We definitely don't pick our boyfriend's scabs. OK, definitely MAYBE not. —Sparkitors Hello Auntie, Recently I started going out with this girl I really... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: You Can Pick Your Girlfriend, You Can Pick Your Scabs, But...

Auntie SparkNotes: The Humpty Dance

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 19, 2010
We'll admit, we sometimes grind on random strangers. But if they yell at us, we stop! Usually! —Sparkitors Hey Auntie, I've just started my... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Humpty Dance

Auntie SparkNotes: The Girlfriend Box

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 18, 2010
It's not you, it's...wait, no, it is you. —Sparkitors Hey Auntie Sparknotes, Freshman year, I became good friends with a guy who we'll call... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Girlfriend Box

Auntie SparkNotes: Something To Talk About

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 15, 2010
Before we get to the real question, here's a quick query from yesterday's comments. (I assume this person wants to know because... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Something To Talk About

Auntie SparkNotes: An Urgent Reply to Faith

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 14, 2010
Yesterday, Sparkler faith_in_absence reported back with some bad news: she'd broken a house rule by staying up late... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: An Urgent Reply to Faith

Auntie SparkNotes: Undateable

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 13, 2010
What do people really mean when they say, "I can't date you—you're too good of a friend!" Auntie knows, and she's going... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Undateable

Auntie SparkNotes: Teacher Terror

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 8, 2010
One good thing about growing up: you get to yell at adults like this Sparkler's math teacher. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, Okay, this is... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Teacher Terror