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Auntie SparkNotes: Slow-Burning Passion and Short-Statured Dudes

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 23, 2010
If you don't want to make out with someone right away, does that mean you'll never be attracted to him? Auntie tells... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Slow-Burning Passion and Short-Statured Dudes

Auntie SparkNotes: Textual Harassment

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 22, 2010
Did Auntie just make up the phrase "textual harassment"? Because if so, she is a certified genius. —Sparkitors Hi Auntie Sparknotes, I did something... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Textual Harassment

Auntie SparkNotes: The 411 on the HND

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 21, 2010
Today, Auntie hears from a Sparkler worried about losing her dignity. We misplaced our dignity on the shuttle to Times Square roughly... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The 411 on the HND

Auntie SparkNotes: Well, This Is Depressing

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 20, 2010
It's easy to get sucked into other people's sad vats. Stay strong, Sparkler! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, So, I don't know how to begin... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Well, This Is Depressing

Auntie SparkNotes: Driving Mister Weirdie

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 17, 2010
Weirdos in your carpool? HA! Try taking the F train to work every day! —Sparkitors Hi Auntie, I am going to a new school... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Driving Mister Weirdie

Auntie SparkNotes: A Lesson After Dumping

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 16, 2010
This Sparkler is approximately 14 zillion times more mature than we are. —Sparkitors Help, Auntie Sparknotes! My girlfriend broke up with me, and I'm... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: A Lesson After Dumping

Auntie SparkNotes: The Pits of Despair

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 15, 2010
Today, Auntie hears from a Sparkler who's tried everything to cure her problem—even polka dancing. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I have many questions I wish... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Pits of Despair

Auntie SparkNotes: Do Yew Tawlk Funneeee?

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 14, 2010
What should you do when people make fun of your accent? Bless their hearts. —Sparkitors Hey Auntie! My family and I have lived in... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Do Yew Tawlk Funneeee?

Auntie SparkNotes: Updates and Unfriendings

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 13, 2010
Hey, Sparklers! Before we get to today's column, I've got a few lovely updates from past letter-writers! Ready? Here's the latest! - The... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Updates and Unfriendings

Auntie SparkNotes: An Inconsistent Tom

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 10, 2010
We'd like to put a sticky lollipop right in Tom's hair. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, My friend, Tom, is acting strange. We've been friends for... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: An Inconsistent Tom