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Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Boring and Conventional

By kat_rosenfieldJune 11, 2012
Dear Auntie, I recently realized that I am boring. My favorite food is pizza, my favorite ice cream is vanilla, my favorite color... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Boring and Conventional

Auntie SparkNotes: My Body Doesn't Match My Personality

By kat_rosenfieldJune 8, 2012
Dear Auntie SparkNotes, I have a problem. After several months of body image issues and weight fluctuations, I started clawing my way... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Body Doesn't Match My Personality

Auntie SparkNotes: My Boyfriend Won't Kiss Me! What Should I Do?

By kat_rosenfieldJune 7, 2012
Auntie, I've got a dilemma and need your help! So there's this boy (bet it's not the first time you've heard that... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Boyfriend Won't Kiss Me! What Should I Do?

Auntie SparkNotes: I Hate It When People Are Nice To Me

By kat_rosenfieldJune 6, 2012
Hey Auntie, So I have a weird problem: I hate it when people do generous things for me. Whenever someone does something nice... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Hate It When People Are Nice To Me

Auntie SparkNotes: My Teacher Picks On Me

By kat_rosenfieldJune 5, 2012
Hey Auntie! I’m a student in a religious morality class, and my teacher picks on me. Often she will yell at me for... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Teacher Picks On Me

Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Not Ready For College!

By kat_rosenfieldJune 4, 2012
Dear Auntie, I'm a senior in high school with about a week left of school, and I have no idea what I'm going... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Not Ready For College!

Auntie SparkNotes: How Can I Get My Pale Bod Beach-Ready?

By kat_rosenfieldMay 31, 2012
Hey Auntie, Obviously I have a problem, and I'm not sure if it's enough to worry about. To start off, it's about (dramatic... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: How Can I Get My Pale Bod Beach-Ready?

Auntie SparkNotes: My Friend Called Me A Slut... Sort Of

By kat_rosenfieldMay 30, 2012
Auntie, I'm kind of starting to get peeved at my best friend and her holier-than-thou attitude. It all started this year and it... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Friend Called Me A Slut... Sort Of

Auntie SparkNotes: My Family Is Moving And I'm Miserable

By kat_rosenfieldMay 29, 2012
Hi Auntie, My family is moving to across the country over the summer. I REALLY don't want to move, since it will be... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Family Is Moving And I'm Miserable

Auntie SparkNotes: Can You Mix Dating and Flatulating?

By kat_rosenfieldMay 22, 2012
Hey you guys! I'm taking off early for the holiday weekend, so this will be the last Auntie column this week. Happy... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Can You Mix Dating and Flatulating?