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Auntie SparkNotes: Of Mystery Illness and Badgers On Fire

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 30, 2011
Dear Auntie Sparknotes, It been almost half a year and I think I'm going crazier than a badger with its butt on fire.... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Of Mystery Illness and Badgers On Fire

Auntie SparkNotes: Nonosexuality

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 29, 2011
Auntie's now taking a question a week from the college crowd. Baby Sparklers be warned, HND will also be referred to as... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Nonosexuality

Auntie SparkNotes: When Reading Hurts

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 25, 2011
Dear Auntie, As part of the tortures of high school, my particular school has decided to require summer reading, and work to go... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: When Reading Hurts

Auntie SparkNotes: The Silent Weenie

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 19, 2011
NOTE: Auntie will be on vacation until next Thursday, during which time she will not be posting. But if you need an... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Silent Weenie

Auntie SparkNotes: The Reluctant Teacher's Pet

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 18, 2011
Dear Auntie, Please ignore the Bad Person Sirens ringing in my ears. Well, I was struggling in one class this pass school... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Reluctant Teacher's Pet

The Best Of SparkLife: Quotes Edition

By ContributorAugust 18, 2011
lia.lovegood has put together a priceless collection of some of the most hilarious words ever written on SparkLife. You better... More  →
The Best Of SparkLife: Quotes Edition

Auntie SparkNotes: Ladies Can Do Stuff Now

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 17, 2011
Dear Auntie, I have this friend who is, well, a tad bit sexist. He'll constantly call girls sluts or whores for tiny things... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Ladies Can Do Stuff Now

Auntie SparkNotes: The Harry/Ginny Romance Model

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 16, 2011
Dear Auntie, I can't think of any way to word this so that it doesn't sound cliche or fruity, so I'm just gonna... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Harry/Ginny Romance Model

Auntie SparkNotes Has The Best Update of All Time

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 15, 2011
Here at the secret underground lair of Auntie SparkNotes, we always love to get followup notes from letter-writers past with exciting, fun-filled,... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes Has The Best Update of All Time

Auntie SparkNotes: My Big Fat Secret Religion

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 12, 2011
Dear Auntie, I have secrets. Everyone does. Problem is, my best friend since preschool has been bugging me non stop to tell me... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Big Fat Secret Religion