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The Myth of the Experienced Boyfriend

By kat_rosenfieldMay 4, 2016
If you're a member of the never-been-kissed crowd, you might have fantasized from time to time about the mythic beast known as... More  →
The Myth of the Experienced Boyfriend

Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Tell My Brother He Drank Semen?!

By kat_rosenfieldMay 2, 2016
Hi Auntie, This is kind of a weird story. My older brother was at a party, and my friend was there too. She... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Tell My Brother He Drank Semen?!

Auntie SparkNotes: Will Anyone Marry an Asexual?

By kat_rosenfieldApril 29, 2016
ATTENTION, SPARKLERS! Starting in May, Auntie SparkNotes will be running on a new schedule, with columns posting Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Questions... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Will Anyone Marry an Asexual?

Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Tell My Parents I'm Seeing a Psychologist?

By kat_rosenfieldApril 28, 2016
Dear Auntie, I've had problems with sleep for a long time. I'm not sure how long, because I'm familiar with that mentality... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Tell My Parents I'm Seeing a Psychologist?

Auntie SparkNotes: How Can I Keep People from Thinking I'm the Devil?

By kat_rosenfieldApril 27, 2016
Dearest Auntie, The closest existing word that I'm aware of which describes my stance on religion is "agnostic," and I live in... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: How Can I Keep People from Thinking I'm the Devil?

Auntie SparkNotes: I Wish I'd Said No When He Asked Me Out

By kat_rosenfieldApril 26, 2016
Dear Auntie SparkNotes, A few weeks ago, a friend gave me a note during Spanish. It was the typical stupid teenager note: Will you... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Wish I'd Said No When He Asked Me Out

Auntie SparkNotes: I Gagged During a Makeout

By kat_rosenfieldApril 25, 2016
Dear Auntie, I feel like this needs some explanation first. I'm an 18-year-old girl, and I've been dating my wonderful girlfriend long-distance... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Gagged During a Makeout

Auntie SparkNotes: How Can I Tell My Parents I'm Genderfluid... and a Cat?

By kat_rosenfieldApril 22, 2016
Dear Auntie, I am a 16-year-old biological human male. The thing about this is that I don't feel 100% human and even less... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: How Can I Tell My Parents I'm Genderfluid... and a Cat?

Auntie SparkNotes: My Friends Don't Like the Advice I Give Them

By kat_rosenfieldApril 21, 2016
Hi Auntie, I've sort of run into a pattern where I let people rant about their lives to me. I think it's good... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Friends Don't Like the Advice I Give Them

Auntie SparkNotes: My Friends Dumped Me and I'm So Conflicted

By kat_rosenfieldApril 20, 2016
Dear Auntie, This is a pretty long story, so I might just get right into it. When I was much younger, I really liked... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Friends Dumped Me and I'm So Conflicted