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Auntie SparkNotes: Down In The Dumps With The Underpants Caterpillars

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By: kat_rosenfield

Dear Auntie,

Hello there! Before I ask you my question, I'll give you some background on myself, since you'll probably need to know a bit about...

Auntie SparkNotes: It's Scary Out There

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By: kat_rosenfield

Dearest Auntie,
I really hope that you can perhaps offer me some wisdom (and maybe even some courage!). I hate being alone. Not the socially/friend-wise alone,...

Auntie SparkNotes: On A Short Leash

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By: kat_rosenfield

Dear Auntie,

I have a problem, which only you, in your infinite wisdom can solve for me. I am a nineteen year old female. I have...

Auntie SparkNotes: A Tall Drink of Water

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By: kat_rosenfield

Dear Auntie Sparknotes,
Let's get to the issue: I'm tall. Not like averagely tall, either. I'm a 6'2 sixteen year old girl. With great height comes...

Auntie SparkNotes: Makeouts 101

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By: kat_rosenfield

Dear Auntie,
I've decided I have no shame by asking you what I'm about to ask you. Because I am that cool. Long story short, my...

Auntie SparkNotes: The DTR Do-Over

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By: kat_rosenfield

Dear Auntie Sparknotes,

Reading your advice about DTR made me finally gather the courage to ask for help from the professional. I feel like...

The Auntie SparkNotes Guide To Getting Dressed

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By: kat_rosenfield

Hi Auntie!
I realize this isn't a very serious matter, but I hope you'll answer it anyway. I've always been a bit of a tomboy, and...

Auntie SparkNotes: Exclamation Point!

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By: kat_rosenfield

Dearest Auntie,

Last weekend I visited my absolute favorite, canthisberealit'ssowonderful college! It was awesome (again) but through the admissions session a bombshell was dropped on me,...

Auntie SparkNotes: Won't You Be My Neighbor

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By: kat_rosenfield

Dear Auntie Sparknotes,

I'm a freshman in college. It's my first time living in the dorms, and I befriended some of the people on my floor...

Auntie SparkNotes: It's Not The Thought That Counts

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By: kat_rosenfield

Dear Auntie Sparknotes,

My problem is not of the dire sort, but it is a bit of a conundrum. For my birthday, one of my best...