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Auntie SparkNotes Knows Who Makes the Rules Around Here

By kat_rosenfieldMay 7, 2009
This week, we heard from a young man who really loved his girlfriend... until she broke the rules. [Cue threatening theme music!] More  →

Auntie Sparknotes Ain't Afraid of Pinhead

By kat_rosenfieldApril 29, 2009
This week, Auntie SparkNotes is taking a break from romantic quandaries to address something much more fun: A real-life human horror movie!... More  →

Auntie SparkNotes Is Totally Freaking Out Right Now

By kat_rosenfieldApril 21, 2009
This week, we’ve been seeing intermittent snippets of advice-seeking from one person…snippets which, frankly, are starting to alarm us. It started like... More  →

Auntie SparkNotes Will Get Rid of Your Room-Elephant

By kat_rosenfieldApril 16, 2009
This week, we heard from a commenter with a classic conundrum. Sparklife, I need your help!! I am really in love with a girl,... More  →

Auntie SparkNotes Knows How to Deal with Textboy McStalkyPants

By kat_rosenfieldApril 8, 2009
This week, we heard from a girl with a too-persistent admirer:

“I REALLY need your help! Two years ago over the summer

... More  →

Bewildered? Betrayed? Befuddled? Ask Auntie SparkNotes.

By kat_rosenfieldApril 2, 2009
Following last week’s post on prom date solicitation, we heard from a SparkNotes commenter in a painful quandary. He writes: I asked... More  →