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Auntie SparkNotes: School Isn't Supposed to Hurt

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 4, 2009
This week's letter is a big ball of educational misery. Dear Auntie Sparknotes, After graduating my extremely easy middle school, I decided to go... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: School Isn't Supposed to Hurt

Auntie SparkNotes: We've Got a Stage 5 Clinger!

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 28, 2009
This week's letter-writer has a too-friendly friend. Ok, so when i was in year 7 (i have absolutely no clue which 'grade' that... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: We've Got a Stage 5 Clinger!

Auntie SparkNotes Will Tweeze Your Feelings

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 21, 2009
This week's letter-writer is getting mixed signals from his ladyfriend. Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I'm having a big problem. It's about my friend. Let's... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes Will Tweeze Your Feelings

Auntie SparkNotes: Confessions of a Shopaholic

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 14, 2009
This week's letter comes from a girl with excellent taste in clothes: Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I used to be great at saving money and... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Confessions of a Shopaholic

Auntie SparkNotes Hopes You Washed Your Hands After That Thing with the Shar Pei

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 7, 2009
This week, Auntie SparkNotes fields a question from an aspiring veterinarian with a grumpy mum.

My mom is on

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Auntie SparkNotes Hopes You Washed Your Hands After That Thing with the Shar Pei

Auntie SparkNotes Feels Your Pain

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 4, 2009
Dear, Auntie Sparknotes. I'm in desperate need of help. I keep getting these long-lasting feelings of complete isolation and loneliness. I just keep... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes Feels Your Pain

Auntie SparkNotes Takes On the Double Whammy of Suck

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 24, 2009
Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I've never asked a stranger for advice before but I don't know who else to go... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes Takes On the Double Whammy of Suck

Auntie SparkNotes: Sick of Being Called a Prude

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 17, 2009
The theme of this week's letter is boozin' and usin': Dear Auntie Sparknotes, Lately, I've been feeling very lonely. I'm 16,... More  →

Ask Auntie SparkNotes: Creepy Snake-Boy Edition

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 13, 2009
Just in time for the final days of our SparkNotes Harry Potter extravaganza, we heard from an advice-seeker with a really complicated... More  →

Auntie SparkNotes Has Had It With You, Tom Felton

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 10, 2009
Harry Potter Mania continues (hi, nonickname34!) in this week's column, with a question about talking to crushes: Dear Auntie Sparknotes, This... More  →