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Happy Birthday, Auntie SparkNotes!!!

By EmmaMarch 16, 2010
Sparklers, today is the second-most delightful day of the year (right behind Pi Day): AUNTIE SPARKNOTES' aka KAT ROSENFIELD'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!! We... More  →
Happy Birthday, Auntie SparkNotes!!!

Auntie SparkNotes: Clerical Crushes

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 15, 2010
Dear Auntie Sparknotes, My crush is looking at a career as a man of the cloth. I'm also pretty sure he likes me... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Clerical Crushes

Auntie SparkNotes: Turn Up Your Flirter to Eleven

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 12, 2010
Dear Auntie, I'm in a bit of a dilemma here. This guy at school (let's call him Mark), is known to be very... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Turn Up Your Flirter to Eleven

The Auntie Sparknotes Guide to Prom, Part 4: The Response

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 11, 2010
It's time, once again, for an installment of the Auntie SparkNotes Guide to Prom! And not a moment too soon, because today,... More  →
The Auntie Sparknotes Guide to Prom, Part 4: The Response

Auntie SparkNotes: Telling Secrets, Having Backs

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 11, 2010
Auntie Sparknotes, My best friend has a problem with depression and his weight for the past four-five years or so, and I've been... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Telling Secrets, Having Backs

Auntie SparkNotes: Stupid-Face McGee

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 10, 2010
Sorry if our headline was a leeeeeetle bit mean yesterday. Auntie had written a nicer one, but we changed it,... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Stupid-Face McGee

Auntie SparkNotes: Letter from a Mean Girl

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 9, 2010
Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I go to an all girl’s school and my classmates and I are really close friends, but there’s been a... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Letter from a Mean Girl

Auntie SparkNotes: Rock-Climbing and Miming

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 8, 2010
Dear Auntie Sparknotes: The reason I'm writing is because I have a parent issue. You see, I'm a good behaved kid most of... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Rock-Climbing and Miming

Auntie SparkNotes: The Dangers of Secret Sonnet-Leaving

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 4, 2010
Auntie Sparknotes, Around Valentine's Day, I sent an anonymous poem to my crush, who is a good friend of mine. It's now been... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Dangers of Secret Sonnet-Leaving

The Auntie SparkNotes Guide to Prom, Part 3: The Ask, Purely Platonic

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 4, 2010
Welcome to the next installment of the definitive SparkNotes guide to PROM! By now, you should have selected a potential date and... More  →
The Auntie SparkNotes Guide to Prom, Part 3: The Ask, Purely Platonic