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Auntie SparkNotes: Hell-Threats and Toxic Friends

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 19, 2010
Dear Auntie Sparknotes, My friend is a religious psychomaniac jerk. She is unable to accept my religion, and ever since she learned it... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Hell-Threats and Toxic Friends

Auntie SparkNotes: Friends with Benefits

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 18, 2010
Dear Auntie Sparknotes, Alright...so. I kinda really want to have sex with my best friend. THIS IS BAD. I KNOW. Some background history: I'd... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Friends with Benefits

The Auntie SparkNotes Guide to Prom: Part 1: Choose Wisely

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 18, 2010
Here at SparkNotes, we pride ourselves on providing comprehensive advice for all your dating dilemmas. Need a guide to Valentine's Day? ... More  →
The Auntie SparkNotes Guide to Prom: Part 1: Choose Wisely

Auntie SparkNotes: WHOOOOOOOOOOAKAY

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 17, 2010
Dear Auntie Sparknotes, Ever since sixth grade, I have been friends with this girl, who for the sake of privacy I am calling...... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: WHOOOOOOOOOOAKAY

Auntie SparkNotes: Sexism on (Mock) Trial

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 16, 2010
Okay Auntie, here's the deal: I'm on my school's mock trial team. It's me (a female) and five guys... They make dirty... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Sexism on (Mock) Trial

Valentines from Auntie SparkNotes

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 12, 2010
It's almost Valentine's Day, Sparklers, and that means a little something extra in today's column. Yes, that's right: they're AUNTIE SPARKNOTES VALENTINES.... More  →
Valentines from Auntie SparkNotes

Auntie SparkNotes: Leggo the All-Consuming Crush

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 11, 2010
Dear Auntie SparkNotes, I'm in love with this guy... Like totally, absolutely, crazy about him. For a while I thought it might be... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Leggo the All-Consuming Crush

Auntie SparkNotes: Sex-Seeking Beasts of Hornitude

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 10, 2010
Hey Auntie! I have been in a relationship with a very sweet girl for about two months now, she is 16 and I... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Sex-Seeking Beasts of Hornitude

Auntie SparkNotes: Of Old Ladies and Unspoken Love

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 9, 2010
It's rapid-fire response time! Today, before we get to the down-and-dirty giving of advice, I've got some quick and dirty answers to... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Of Old Ladies and Unspoken Love

Auntie SparkNotes: Claiming Your Crush

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 5, 2010
Here in Auntieville, I spend a lot of time feeling guilty about my inability to answer more than one letter at once.... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Claiming Your Crush