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Auntie SparkNotes: Interracial Hating

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 5, 2010
Sparkler, we want to give you and Charlie a big Sparkly hug! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, Would you consider it wrong to date behind your... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Interracial Hating

Auntie SparkNotes: Out, Damn Teeth

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 4, 2010
We still have our wisdom teeth, and we don't even want to know what "dry socket" means. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, So in about a... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Out, Damn Teeth

Auntie SparkNotes: Harry Potter and the Buzzkilling Parents

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 3, 2010
How do you get your parents to say yes? Auntie's got the magic. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I live and breath Harry Potter. I've... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Harry Potter and the Buzzkilling Parents

Auntie SparkNotes: Snogphobia

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 2, 2010
Auntie hears from a Sparkler who feels about kissing the way we do about cantaloupe (what?? It's gross.) —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I really really... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Snogphobia

Auntie SparkNotes: See Ya Later, Mastulator

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 29, 2010
Is toolishness ever really a defense mechanism? Auntie has her doubts. —Sparkitors Hullo, Auntie. I have had a crush on the same boy since... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: See Ya Later, Mastulator

Auntie SparkNotes: Someone Has Dumped You On Facebook

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 28, 2010
Dumped on FB?? DISLIKE. —Sparkitors Dearest Auntie, Recently, my boyfriend broke up with me...over Facebook. It was terrible and probably the worst way I've... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Someone Has Dumped You On Facebook

Auntie SparkNotes: Get Smart

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 27, 2010
We say, if you're a Sparkler, you're a genius, automatically. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I feel like I don't really know who I am anymore.... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Get Smart

Auntie SparkNotes: I Cut You In Line So Bad

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 26, 2010
Our technique for line-cutters: hiss "no frontsies, no backsies" while brandishing our miniature Swiss Army scissors. Works like a charm! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Cut You In Line So Bad

Auntie SparkNotes: You Can Pick Your Girlfriend, You Can Pick Your Scabs, But...

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 20, 2010
We definitely don't pick our boyfriend's scabs. OK, definitely MAYBE not. —Sparkitors Hello Auntie, Recently I started going out with this girl I really... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: You Can Pick Your Girlfriend, You Can Pick Your Scabs, But...

Auntie SparkNotes: The Humpty Dance

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 19, 2010
We'll admit, we sometimes grind on random strangers. But if they yell at us, we stop! Usually! —Sparkitors Hey Auntie, I've just started my... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Humpty Dance