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Auntie SparkNotes: An Urgent Reply to Faith

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 14, 2010
Yesterday, Sparkler faith_in_absence reported back with some bad news: she'd broken a house rule by staying up late... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: An Urgent Reply to Faith

Auntie SparkNotes: Undateable

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 13, 2010
What do people really mean when they say, "I can't date you—you're too good of a friend!" Auntie knows, and she's going... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Undateable

Auntie SparkNotes: Teacher Terror

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 8, 2010
One good thing about growing up: you get to yell at adults like this Sparkler's math teacher. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, Okay, this is... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Teacher Terror

Auntie SparkNotes: Overcoming Homecoming

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 7, 2010
Nothing's cuter than Manklers, unless it's shy Manklers! —Sparkitors Well, if your inbox isn't fully flooded already with a whole lot of hollering... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Overcoming Homecoming

Auntie SparkNotes: The Boyfriend Thief

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 6, 2010
Dear Auntie, I am in a slightly awkward situation with a friend (maybe I should say ex-friend). She likes my boyfriend. This wouldn't... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Boyfriend Thief

Auntie SparkNotes: Lies of Omission

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 5, 2010
Dear fabulous, beautiful, talented, pulchritudinous Auntie Sparknotes, [Pulchritudinous? Oh, DO go on. —Auntie.] Is lying by omission *really* lying? Because if it is, I'm... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Lies of Omission

Auntie SparkNotes: Too Much Crush

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 4, 2010
We were just like this Sparkler's friend when we were in high school. Except 3,802 times more annoying, and with uglier clothes,... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Too Much Crush

Auntie SparkNotes: The Pixie's Lament

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 1, 2010
Does society abhor short-haired girls? Auntie says no way. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I have a massive problem. Society and cultural norms are demanding... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Pixie's Lament

Auntie SparkNotes: The Ex Is Silent

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 30, 2010
All of our exes actually teleported to a different dimension. That's our story, and we're sticking to it! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, Do you... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Ex Is Silent

Auntie SparkNotes: A Crippling Fear of Flesh

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 29, 2010
If you'll excuse us, we need to go change out of these booty shorts. —Sparkitors Hi Auntie. I feel really out of place most... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: A Crippling Fear of Flesh