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Auntie SparkNotes: Down With Slimeball McPeepants

By kat_rosenfieldApril 26, 2010
High school isn't the best time of your life; it's the worst. This letter proves it. —SparkNotes editors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I'm a junior... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Down With Slimeball McPeepants

Auntie SparkNotes: The Imaginary Perfect Boyfriend

By kat_rosenfieldApril 23, 2010
Sometimes your Sparkitors need Auntie's advice just as much as the letter-writer. This is one of those times! —SparkNotes editors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Imaginary Perfect Boyfriend

Auntie SparkNotes: An Ex Is an Ex Is an Ex

By kat_rosenfieldApril 22, 2010
Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I like this guy who had a long on-again-off-again relationship with a girl I shall nickname GoldieLegs Monroe. GoldieLegs and... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: An Ex Is an Ex Is an Ex

Auntie SparkNotes: Nice Guys Finish Last

By kat_rosenfieldApril 21, 2010
Auntie, So, (of course) there's this girl. We've been hanging out a good bit this past year, going to movies, lunch, chatting in... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Nice Guys Finish Last

Auntie SparkNotes: Taking a Dump on Human Decency

By kat_rosenfieldApril 20, 2010
Is revenge a dish best served right around prom time? Auntie tells us how to handle people who rudely rejected our prom... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Taking a Dump on Human Decency

Auntie SparkNotes: Go Ask Alice

By kat_rosenfieldApril 19, 2010
Well Auntie, I have a question. Basically I am a good kid. I get good grades, I help my parents out, I have... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Go Ask Alice

Auntie SparkNotes: Not That Kind of Crazy

By kat_rosenfieldApril 16, 2010
Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I have come to you like so many other Sparklers before me, seeking your advice and wisdom. I'm in 7th... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Not That Kind of Crazy

Auntie SparkNotes: They Tried to Make Me Go to Rehab

By kat_rosenfieldApril 15, 2010
We were so excited to read Auntie's advice today, because we have exactly the same problem as this letter-writer! —SparkNotes editors Dear Auntie... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: They Tried to Make Me Go to Rehab

Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Not Jealous, I'm Just Consumed by Rage

By kat_rosenfieldApril 13, 2010
Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I think I'm going crazy. I'm a high schooler, and I'm proud to say that I get good grades and... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Not Jealous, I'm Just Consumed by Rage

Auntie SparkNotes: Mister Perfect-Except-He's-Not

By kat_rosenfieldApril 12, 2010
SparkLife is a place for tolerance, hugz, and rainbows. Therefore, we can't allow any anti-gay comments, or discussions about the "morality" of... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Mister Perfect-Except-He's-Not