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Auntie SparkNotes: Taking High School Romance to School

By kat_rosenfieldJune 8, 2010
Oh man, we were in this EXACT SITUATION in high school. Dating younger men always ends in heartbreak. —Sparkitors Auntie SparkNotes, I started dating... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Taking High School Romance to School

Auntie SparkNotes: Strident Teetotalers and Sloppy Drunks

By kat_rosenfieldJune 7, 2010
Today, Auntie hears from a Sparkler who doesn't drink—and doesn't want her friends to drink, either. —SparkNotes editors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I'm an eighteen... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Strident Teetotalers and Sloppy Drunks

Auntie SparkNotes: Your Parents Are Doing the Bang-Bang

By kat_rosenfieldJune 4, 2010
Today we hear from a Sparkler with shockingly deviant parents. —Sparkitors Auntie, I’m a 16-year-old guy, and I’m an only child. My parents are... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Your Parents Are Doing the Bang-Bang

Auntie SparkNotes: When Your Ex Dates Your Friend and You Cry

By kat_rosenfieldJune 3, 2010
Before we get to today's column, Auntie has a very special surprise for you: Updates! From past letter-writers! HOORAY! - The girl who... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: When Your Ex Dates Your Friend and You Cry

Auntie SparkNotes: I Keep on Falling... No, Not In Love. Just Falling.

By kat_rosenfieldJune 2, 2010
Today's letter-writer started off her email with a bunch of social niceties. Check it! Hi Auntie! How are you? Do you get a... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Keep on Falling... No, Not In Love. Just Falling.

Auntie SparkNotes: Cheating Tom or Mary Sue?

By kat_rosenfieldJune 1, 2010
We cheated once in high school, and we still feel guilty about it. —SparkNotes editors Dear Auntie, I need your help. Right now in... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Cheating Tom or Mary Sue?

Auntie SparkNotes: Whispering Secretfriends

By kat_rosenfieldMay 28, 2010
Pssss pss psss secrets whisper ppsssss. —Shhhhparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I have a problem with my friends. In a group of six I'm the... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Whispering Secretfriends

Auntie SparkNotes: And by "Nice," I Mean, "You're a Weenie"

By kat_rosenfieldMay 27, 2010
This guy sounds like your Sparkitors' idea of heaven. ADD, atheist, bad boy, scrawny? Yes, please! —Spark eds Dear Auntie Sparknotes, Auntie, I have... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: And by

Auntie SparkNotes: Wallowing in the Misery Muck

By kat_rosenfieldMay 26, 2010
When we go through breakups, we listen to Ricky Gervais/Steve Merchant/Karl Pilkington podcasts while weeping quietly. Just a suggestion. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Wallowing in the Misery Muck

Auntie SparkNotes: When Is It Okay to Have Sex?

By kat_rosenfieldMay 25, 2010
To have sex, or not to have sex? That is the question that brave Auntie will answer. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I've been going... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: When Is It Okay to Have Sex?