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Auntie SparkNotes: Kleptomomiac

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 7, 2010
What should you do when your mom's stealing? Auntie knows. —Sparkitors Hi Auntie! I have a problem, like everyone else who writes in to... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Kleptomomiac

Auntie SparkNotes' Budget Gift Guide

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 6, 2010
How should you handle Christmas when you're broke? Auntie knows! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, A few months ago, my dad retired from the Air Force... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes' Budget Gift Guide

Auntie SparkNotes: Stepmama Drama

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 3, 2010
What should you do when your stepmother thinks you're a skank? Auntie has the answer. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, My Dad recently remarried, and for... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Stepmama Drama

Auntie SparkNotes: Due Dating

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 2, 2010
Dear Auntie, This is possibly the shortest letter you have ever gotten. Here's my question—What's the right age to start dating? First things first,... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Due Dating

Auntie SparkNotes: Little Cheaty Dreams

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 1, 2010
We had a cheating dream about R. Kelly two nights ago. And we're still mad at our alarm for waking us up.... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Little Cheaty Dreams

Auntie SparkNotes: OMNG

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 30, 2010
Apparently, screaming, "Shut up or I'll kick you!" isn't a good way to handle rude people. Auntie teaches us so much! —Sparkitors Dear... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: OMNG

Auntie SparkNotes: Boy, Is My Face Red

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 29, 2010
We turn tomato red when we blush, and we think it's charming. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I'm extremely pale, and I have a tendency to... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Boy, Is My Face Red

Auntie SparkNotes: Updates and Jerkwads

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 24, 2010
What's the only thing better than an update from a past letter-writer? An update with a whole new set of questions! Dear Auntie, You... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Updates and Jerkwads

Auntie SparkNotes: Cougar Schmougar

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 23, 2010
Today, Auntie answers a letter from an anti-boyfriend Sparkler (and draws a positively noble picture!). —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I have a great circle of... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Cougar Schmougar

Auntie SparkNotes: When Dads Disparage Dudes

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 22, 2010
Hello Auntie! My dad has been telling me lately that I need to sign up for sports. Any kind, he doesn't care. I'm... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: When Dads Disparage Dudes