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Auntie SparkNotes: The Pixie's Lament

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 1, 2010
Does society abhor short-haired girls? Auntie says no way. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I have a massive problem. Society and cultural norms are demanding... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Pixie's Lament

Auntie SparkNotes: The Ex Is Silent

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 30, 2010
All of our exes actually teleported to a different dimension. That's our story, and we're sticking to it! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, Do you... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Ex Is Silent

Auntie SparkNotes: A Crippling Fear of Flesh

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 29, 2010
If you'll excuse us, we need to go change out of these booty shorts. —Sparkitors Hi Auntie. I feel really out of place most... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: A Crippling Fear of Flesh

Auntie SparkNotes: My Diamond Shoes Are Too Tight

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 28, 2010
It's not easy being green, or pretty. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I am faced with what will probably sound like the most bizarre, conceited... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Diamond Shoes Are Too Tight

Auntie SparkNotes: Pushing, Punking

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 27, 2010
Sometimes "frenemies" is too kind a word. Let's bring back plain old "enemies" as a trend for 2010! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, One of... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Pushing, Punking

Auntie SparkNotes: When Awesome Sibs Make Awful SOs

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 24, 2010
Before we head into today's column, we've got a short, sad shout-out to make: some of our Sparklers tragically lost their wonderful... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: When Awesome Sibs Make Awful SOs

Auntie SparkNotes: Slow-Burning Passion and Short-Statured Dudes

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 23, 2010
If you don't want to make out with someone right away, does that mean you'll never be attracted to him? Auntie tells... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Slow-Burning Passion and Short-Statured Dudes

Auntie SparkNotes: Textual Harassment

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 22, 2010
Did Auntie just make up the phrase "textual harassment"? Because if so, she is a certified genius. —Sparkitors Hi Auntie Sparknotes, I did something... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Textual Harassment

Auntie SparkNotes: The 411 on the HND

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 21, 2010
Today, Auntie hears from a Sparkler worried about losing her dignity. We misplaced our dignity on the shuttle to Times Square roughly... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The 411 on the HND

Auntie SparkNotes: Well, This Is Depressing

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 20, 2010
It's easy to get sucked into other people's sad vats. Stay strong, Sparkler! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, So, I don't know how to begin... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Well, This Is Depressing