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Auntie SparkNotes: (Es)say It Isn't So

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 1, 2010
How does this Sparkler have time to write essays for other people?! We can't even muster up enough energy to write funny... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: (Es)say It Isn't So

Auntie SparkNotes: Date-Paying Pains

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 31, 2010
We make our boyfriends pay for everything—not because we're girls, but because we're selfish jerks. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I dislike how males are... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Date-Paying Pains

Auntie SparkNotes: Creepy Stalker or Clueless Doink?

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 30, 2010
Don't get us started on Dumb and Dumber, Auntie. Wait, actually, get us started. Mock...YEAH! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie SparkNotes, I sent you an email... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Creepy Stalker or Clueless Doink?

Auntie SparkNotes: Step Away From the Ladymag

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 27, 2010
Auntie's right, Sparklers: it's time to put the magazines away and just shake what yo momma gave ya!—Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, How do... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Step Away From the Ladymag

Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Dissatisfied With Your Relationship

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 26, 2010
We've been looking for a good excuse to use our Unnecessary Idiocy file. Thanks, Auntie!—Sparkitors Hi Auntie, I have the most wonderful boyfriend... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Dissatisfied With Your Relationship

Open Thread for August 25

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 25, 2010
Today we've got a special treat for all y'all: an open thread by Auntie SparkNotes! Go ahead, feast upon its... More  →
Open Thread for August 25

Auntie SparkNotes: Flakey Teaserpants

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 24, 2010
Auntie's advice on this issue is so good, it makes us want to eat an ice cream sundae. Well, we wanted to... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Flakey Teaserpants

Auntie SparkNotes: Age-Discrepant Mingling

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 23, 2010
Sure, this post is great, but we really just want to know how Auntie SparkNotes learned to draw alligators so well.—Sparkitors Hello, Auntie... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Age-Discrepant Mingling

Auntie SparkNotes: It's Your Duty to Dump

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 20, 2010
Sometimes, advice-seekers already know what they need to do. They just need Auntie to give them a little push. —Sparkitors Hey Auntie, I'm starting... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: It's Your Duty to Dump

Auntie SparkNotes: I Have No Thing

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 19, 2010
In high school,we thought our thing was theater. Turns out that was just a hobby. Auntie's right on the money, as usual.... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Have No Thing