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Auntie SparkNotes: Radio Silence and Text Etiquette

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 18, 2010
What does it mean when your crush ignores your texts? Auntie hates to be the bearer of bad news, but... —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Radio Silence and Text Etiquette

Auntie SparkNotes: Cliquity Clique

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 17, 2010
One great thing about being an adult: you don't have to see your enemies every single day. It gets better, Sparkler! —Sparkitors Dear... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Cliquity Clique

Auntie SparkNotes: Get Out and DATE!

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 16, 2010
We never date people we can't imagine marrying. That's why we shan't go bowling with anyone but Daniel Craig. Dan, call us!... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Get Out and DATE!

Auntie SparkNotes: When The Lights Go Out

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 15, 2010
We totally can watch scary movies in the dark! We just don't feel like doing it right now, or ever! —Sparkitors Dear Most... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: When The Lights Go Out

Auntie SparkNotes: Pancake-Stealers and Over-Steppers

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 12, 2010
What should you do when you loathe your BFF's BF? Auntie says: nothing. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I have a friend who is very dear... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Pancake-Stealers and Over-Steppers

Auntie SparkNotes: Goodbye, Faith In Humanity

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 11, 2010
What do you do when your scary ex-boyfriend won't leave you alone—and your mom's on HIS side? —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I have a problem.... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Goodbye, Faith In Humanity

Auntie SparkNotes: Your A Does Not Impress

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 9, 2010
Funny how parents see your Cs perfectly well, but go blind when it's time to look at your As. —Sparkitors Hey Auntie! How's it... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Your A Does Not Impress

Auntie SparkNotes: The Gift That Keeps On Skeeving

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 8, 2010
Presents are the best thing ever—except when they're the most awkward thing ever. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, This is a pretty minor problem, but... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Gift That Keeps On Skeeving

Auntie SparkNotes: Interracial Hating

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 5, 2010
Sparkler, we want to give you and Charlie a big Sparkly hug! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, Would you consider it wrong to date behind your... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Interracial Hating

Auntie SparkNotes: Out, Damn Teeth

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 4, 2010
We still have our wisdom teeth, and we don't even want to know what "dry socket" means. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, So in about a... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Out, Damn Teeth