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Auntie SparkNotes: "Anyone You Can Like I Can Like Better!"

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 2, 2009
This week's letter-writer has a serious frenemy:

Every single guy that I like or say likes me, my best friend suddenly

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Don't Eat the Cowflop-Covered Banana: Sage Advice from Auntie SparkNotes

By kat_rosenfieldJune 29, 2009
This week's problem: Creeeeeeepy! Well, I have a stalker problem. One day I was on my IM account, and talking back and forth to... More  →

Auntie SparkNotes Invites You to Get Aboard the Fun Train

By kat_rosenfieldJune 22, 2009
This week's advice-seeker has a fabulous way with words:

Basically I met this boy last year in my spanish

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Auntie SparkNotes Tackles Your Prickly Pickles

By kat_rosenfieldJune 12, 2009
Before we begin, Auntie SparkNotes would like to apologize to all you Scottish grammar sticklers for the previous post’s egregious combining... More  →

Who's the Mystery Girl? Ask Auntie SparkNotes.

By kat_rosenfieldJune 10, 2009
Auntie SparkNotes missed you all terribly during our little technical mishap last week! So to make up for it, there will be... More  →

Auntie SparkNotes Will Not Tolerate Fathead Fungusface

By kat_rosenfieldMay 29, 2009
This week brought us a comment from a young lady with exceptionally fabulous taste in advice columnists.

Hey Auntie Sparknotes, Another great,

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Auntie SparkNotes vs. Sam I Am

By kat_rosenfieldMay 22, 2009
This week, we heard from a letter-writer with a bonehead friend.

Auntie SparkNotes, I need advice. You see, I have

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Thou Shalt Not Hit Upon Someone Else's Prom Date (and Other Commandments from Auntie SparkNotes)

By kat_rosenfieldMay 14, 2009
This week, our advice-seeker was all about prom.

Okay, so I have a huge crush on this boy. I have known

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Auntie SparkNotes Knows Who Makes the Rules Around Here

By kat_rosenfieldMay 7, 2009
This week, we heard from a young man who really loved his girlfriend... until she broke the rules. [Cue threatening theme music!] More  →

Auntie Sparknotes Ain't Afraid of Pinhead

By kat_rosenfieldApril 29, 2009
This week, Auntie SparkNotes is taking a break from romantic quandaries to address something much more fun: A real-life human horror movie!... More  →