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Auntie SparkNotes: A Lesson After Dumping

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 16, 2010
This Sparkler is approximately 14 zillion times more mature than we are. —Sparkitors Help, Auntie Sparknotes! My girlfriend broke up with me, and I'm... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: A Lesson After Dumping

Auntie SparkNotes: The Pits of Despair

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 15, 2010
Today, Auntie hears from a Sparkler who's tried everything to cure her problem—even polka dancing. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I have many questions I wish... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Pits of Despair

Auntie SparkNotes: Do Yew Tawlk Funneeee?

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 14, 2010
What should you do when people make fun of your accent? Bless their hearts. —Sparkitors Hey Auntie! My family and I have lived in... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Do Yew Tawlk Funneeee?

Auntie SparkNotes: Updates and Unfriendings

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 13, 2010
Hey, Sparklers! Before we get to today's column, I've got a few lovely updates from past letter-writers! Ready? Here's the latest! - The... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Updates and Unfriendings

Auntie SparkNotes: An Inconsistent Tom

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 10, 2010
We'd like to put a sticky lollipop right in Tom's hair. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, My friend, Tom, is acting strange. We've been friends for... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: An Inconsistent Tom

Auntie SparkNotes: Nobody Nose the Trouble I've Seen

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 9, 2010
This is one of our favorite Auntie posts ever. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, Ever since I was extremely young I've hated my nose. I love... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Nobody Nose the Trouble I've Seen

Auntie SparkNotes: No Blood? No Pain? No Regrets? No Problem.

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 8, 2010
Something IS wrong with you, Sparkler: you're entirely too well-adjusted. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, This question may come off a little odd but I need... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: No Blood? No Pain? No Regrets? No Problem.

Auntie SparkNotes: School-Switcher's Regret

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 7, 2010
You know what they say: the grass is always greener at someone else's school. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I did fifty bajallion tons of paperwork,... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: School-Switcher's Regret

Auntie SparkNotes: B-Word Is the New Black

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 3, 2010
Today, we're all b-words! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I'm a sophomore, and there's this boy who has a crush on me. That probably wouldn't... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: B-Word Is the New Black

Auntie SparkNotes: How Not to Cope With Death

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 2, 2010
If this Sparkler were in our office, we'd hug her so hard her ribs would squeak. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, Last December, my mom... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: How Not to Cope With Death