Skip over navigation

Auntie SparkNotes: And by "Nice," I Mean, "You're a Weenie"

By kat_rosenfieldMay 27, 2010
This guy sounds like your Sparkitors' idea of heaven. ADD, atheist, bad boy, scrawny? Yes, please! —Spark eds Dear Auntie Sparknotes, Auntie, I have... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: And by

Auntie SparkNotes: Wallowing in the Misery Muck

By kat_rosenfieldMay 26, 2010
When we go through breakups, we listen to Ricky Gervais/Steve Merchant/Karl Pilkington podcasts while weeping quietly. Just a suggestion. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Wallowing in the Misery Muck

Auntie SparkNotes: When Is It Okay to Have Sex?

By kat_rosenfieldMay 25, 2010
To have sex, or not to have sex? That is the question that brave Auntie will answer. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I've been going... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: When Is It Okay to Have Sex?

Auntie SparkNotes: Ex-Best-Friends

By kat_rosenfieldMay 24, 2010
Excuse us, but since when is it a crime to wear makeup? You should see our eyeliner right now! It makes Lady... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Ex-Best-Friends

Auntie SparkNotes: Is It OK to Want a Breast Reduction?

By kat_rosenfieldMay 21, 2010
Some girls want bigger ones; other girls want smaller ones. ...Burgers. Bigger and smaller burgers. What did YOU think we meant? —Sparkitors Hi Auntie, I'm... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Is It OK to Want a Breast Reduction?

Auntie SparkNotes: License to Date

By kat_rosenfieldMay 20, 2010
Two erstwhile Sparklers have created an awesome Auntie SparkNotes fan page on Facebook! Click if you dig it. —Sparkitors I've been... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: License to Date

Auntie SparkNotes: Consumed By Flames of Rage

By kat_rosenfieldMay 19, 2010
It's snooping week at SparkLife! Today we hear from a guilt-riddled girl who let her cell phone fall into the wrong hands.... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Consumed By Flames of Rage

Auntie SparkNotes: Home Offices and Seeeeeecret Secrets

By kat_rosenfieldMay 18, 2010
When you snoop and find nothing, you feel guilty. When you snoop and find something MAJOR, you feel guilty, panicky, and regretful.... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Home Offices and Seeeeeecret Secrets

Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Not Anorexic, I Just Never Eat

By kat_rosenfieldMay 17, 2010
Is it okay to be scared of obesity and paranoid about foo—whoops, sorry, gotta go, the delivery guy is at the door... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Not Anorexic, I Just Never Eat

Greatest Hits from the Auntie SparkNotes Chat

By kat_rosenfieldMay 14, 2010
On Wednesday, May 12th, Auntie SparkNotes did a marathon live advice-giving chat on Facebook. She discussed crushes, family dramas, sibling... More  →
Greatest Hits from the Auntie SparkNotes Chat