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Auntie SparkNotes: Don't Be a Halloweenie

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 23, 2009
Today's letter-writer has a Halloween dilemma. (So do we: our Balloon Boy costume is proving hard to assemble.) Enjoy! —SparkNotes editors This halloween... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Don't Be a Halloweenie

Auntie SparkNotes: You'd Better Not Be Mastulating in There!

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 16, 2009
Dear Auntie Sparknotes, 2 weeks ago I started talking to the guy I liked. He knew I liked him because several of my... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: You'd Better Not Be Mastulating in There!

Auntie SparkNotes Will Get You Out of That Closet

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 9, 2009
I am a freshman who just started highschool and things are pretty weird. I am an in-the-closet-bisexual and not only do I... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes Will Get You Out of That Closet

Auntie SparkNotes: The Unattainable Crush (or, Jack Ryan Will Emotionally Cripple You)

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 7, 2009
We're almost done with this week's advice-giving marathon! Today, a classic romantic conundrum: Okay. So I have just started my freshmen year of... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Unattainable Crush (or, Jack Ryan Will Emotionally Cripple You)

Auntie SparkNotes: Lying Liars Who Lie

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 5, 2009
The advice-giving marathon continues! Read on: I had a really rough time in junior high with catty girls, so when I got to... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Lying Liars Who Lie

Auntie SparkNotes: Xenophobes and Pennsylvanian Beavers

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 2, 2009
Today's letter: Variations on a theme! So my friends and I have a problem. Towards the end of last year, a girl... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Xenophobes and Pennsylvanian Beavers

Auntie SparkNotes: The Love Curse

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 30, 2009
Auntie SparkNotes is back from vacation! The mail piled up in my absence, so I’ll be tackling your problems daily for the... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Love Curse

Auntie SparkNotes: Toxic Friends and the Rules of Responsible Dumping

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 18, 2009
This week: More toxic friends. Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I've always thought of myself as a good person, and most people I know think so... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Toxic Friends and the Rules of Responsible Dumping

Auntie SparkNotes: Go Facebook Yourself

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 11, 2009
This week's letter-writer was the victim of an unexpected faceslam: Hi Auntie Sparknotes, I know my problem will seem stupid compared to... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Go Facebook Yourself

Auntie SparkNotes: School Isn't Supposed to Hurt

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 4, 2009
This week's letter is a big ball of educational misery. Dear Auntie Sparknotes, After graduating my extremely easy middle school, I decided to go... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: School Isn't Supposed to Hurt