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Auntie SparkNotes: This Is Serious [S-Word].

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 27, 2010
Hey Auntie! My parents are crazy. My biggest problem with them is their lack of ability to control their anger and discuss things... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: This Is Serious [S-Word].

Auntie SparkNotes: Birthdayzilla

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 26, 2010
We can't remember what we did on our sixteenth birthday, but it probably involved feuding with our BFFs. And eating Pixy Stix... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Birthdayzilla

Auntie SparkNotes: Stalker Steve's Cyber-Slime

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 23, 2010
In our opinion, this is one of the most upsetting letters Auntie's ever answered. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, There's a boy who likes me. We... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Stalker Steve's Cyber-Slime

Auntie SparkNotes: The Doinky Dumper

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 22, 2010
What does it mean when your ex says he wants to be friends, then disappears? Auntie knows. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, It's a really long... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Doinky Dumper

Auntie SparkNotes: Drumline Drama

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 21, 2010
Sorry, what were you saying? We saw the word "drumline" and started daydreaming about Nick Cannon. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I'm in the Drumline... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Drumline Drama

Auntie SparkNotes: Dad's Dirty Little Not-So-Secret

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 20, 2010
Today, Auntie hears from a Sparkler who keeps finding porn on the family computer. Yiiiiikes. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, A month ago, I was... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Dad's Dirty Little Not-So-Secret

Auntie SparkNotes: Little Town Blues

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 19, 2010
We hated our small town, too. Sparkler, hang in there for another year—it'll all get better in college! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, Basically, I'm... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Little Town Blues

Auntie SparkNotes: A Minor Liar's Teeny Fire

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 15, 2010
Lying to your mom is bad. But freezing out your lying kid is worse. —Sparkitors Hi Auntie Sparknotes, I've always been terrified of disappointing... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: A Minor Liar's Teeny Fire

Auntie SparkNotes: Parental Permission to Date

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 14, 2010
Is your dating life any of your parents' beeswax? Auntie has an opinion. —SparkNotes editors Dear Auntie, I have a biiit of a problem: there's... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Parental Permission to Date

How to Kiss: Kat's Illustrated Guide

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 14, 2010
You might have noticed that your SparkNotes bloggers have been asked to share their personal wisdom on the topic of kissing. And... More  →
How to Kiss: Kat's Illustrated Guide