Menu

Auntie SparkNotes: I Have No Good Memories of My Family

By kat_rosenfieldMay 6, 2016
Dear Auntie, I graduated a year early from high school and have subsequently finished my first semester of college. When I was trying... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Have No Good Memories of My Family

Auntie SparkNotes: Who's Wrong? Me, or Him?

By kat_rosenfieldMay 4, 2016
Hello Auntie, I am a sophomore in high school questioning my morals. I have been talking to this boy, let's call him Romeo, for... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Who's Wrong? Me, or Him?

The Myth of the Experienced Boyfriend

By kat_rosenfieldMay 4, 2016
If you're a member of the never-been-kissed crowd, you might have fantasized from time to time about the mythic beast known as... More  →
The Myth of the Experienced Boyfriend

Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Tell My Brother He Drank Semen?!

By kat_rosenfieldMay 2, 2016
Hi Auntie, This is kind of a weird story. My older brother was at a party, and my friend was there too. She... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Tell My Brother He Drank Semen?!

Auntie SparkNotes: Will Anyone Marry an Asexual?

By kat_rosenfieldApril 29, 2016
ATTENTION, SPARKLERS! Starting in May, Auntie SparkNotes will be running on a new schedule, with columns posting Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Questions... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Will Anyone Marry an Asexual?

Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Tell My Parents I'm Seeing a Psychologist?

By kat_rosenfieldApril 28, 2016
Dear Auntie, I've had problems with sleep for a long time. I'm not sure how long, because I'm familiar with that mentality... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Tell My Parents I'm Seeing a Psychologist?

Auntie SparkNotes: How Can I Keep People from Thinking I'm the Devil?

By kat_rosenfieldApril 27, 2016
Dearest Auntie, The closest existing word that I'm aware of which describes my stance on religion is "agnostic," and I live in... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: How Can I Keep People from Thinking I'm the Devil?

Auntie SparkNotes: I Wish I'd Said No When He Asked Me Out

By kat_rosenfieldApril 26, 2016
Dear Auntie SparkNotes, A few weeks ago, a friend gave me a note during Spanish. It was the typical stupid teenager note: Will you... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Wish I'd Said No When He Asked Me Out

Auntie SparkNotes Live: My BFF's SO Grabbed My Butt!

By kat_rosenfieldApril 26, 2016
There are times when cheating cheaters try to be sneaky and sly. And then there are times when your bestie's boyf grabs... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes Live: My BFF's SO Grabbed My Butt!

Auntie SparkNotes: I Gagged During a Makeout

By kat_rosenfieldApril 25, 2016
Dear Auntie, I feel like this needs some explanation first. I'm an 18-year-old girl, and I've been dating my wonderful girlfriend long-distance... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Gagged During a Makeout