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Music You Should Stop Listening To NOW

By SparkyApril 1, 2013
What is up with you humans and music? The musical "geniuses" of the world have yet to produce a song about my... More  →
Music You Should Stop Listening To NOW

5 Movies I Have Seen and Hated, Plus Some Good Ones I Really Liked

By SparkyApril 1, 2013
You may think that a small, unbelievably adorable dog such as myself could not possibly be well-versed in the art of cinema. You... More  →
5 Movies I Have Seen and Hated, Plus Some Good Ones I Really Liked

Sparky's Secret Mantras to a Successful Doggy Life

By SparkyApril 1, 2013
Listen, life’s tough out here for a pup. You need to approach the doggy-game, knowing how to keep your head up, knowing... More  →
Sparky's Secret Mantras to a Successful Doggy Life

The Worst Fashion Trends My Owner and Her Friends Wear

By SparkyApril 1, 2013
While my old lady feeds, pets and sleeps with me on a day-to-day basis. I’ve got to tell you that she and... More  →
The Worst Fashion Trends My Owner and Her Friends Wear

Prom Dos and Don'ts

By SparkyApril 1, 2013
Chiffon is dumb. Taffeta is stupid. And are you really thinking about wearing flowers? Wearing?! Flowers!?!? Think about how that sounds, Einstein: “Hey,... More  →
Prom Dos and Don'ts

Harry Potter Sucks. The Only Good Book Is a Book About Sparky.

By SparkyApril 1, 2013
Look—I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt here. I'm going to assume you landed on this sucky web page... More  →
Harry Potter Sucks. The Only Good Book Is a Book About Sparky.

I OWN SPARKLIFE NOW

By SparkyApril 1, 2013
How many WOOFS must a dog WOOF before he is a man? How many pizza crusts must a canine consume before he is... More  →
I OWN SPARKLIFE NOW

Awesome Thing of the Week: Prank Edition

By Emily WinterApril 1, 2010
Sparkler shanghainyc114 had the brillz idea to April Fool-ify this week's Awesome Thing by sending us a funny prank vid.... More  →
Awesome Thing of the Week: Prank Edition

Epic Practical Jokes

By Robert IsenbergMarch 29, 2010
Every April 1, Americans torment each other with elaborate jokes. Hand-buzzers. Frogs in desk drawers. Pails of water over doorways. And there... More  →
Epic Practical Jokes