appearance The Perks and Perils of Being Tan 49 By: Contributor cheezepleeze is basically a bronzed goddess year-round. Us and our pasty elbows are trying VERY hard not to be... More» The Perks and Perils of Being Pale 87 By: Contributor MyNicknameIsMyUsername comes out of the white-as-a-sheet closet, and never looks back. –Sparkitors I am pale. Deathly, glow-in-the-dark, transparent pale. And I love it! Of ... More» Auntie SparkNotes: Butterface 44 By: kat_rosenfield Dear Auntie, I may have a wee bit of a problem. Luckily for me, other peoples problems seem to be your specialty. So here is... More» Trials of a Tall Sophmore 52 By: Contributor Wickedchick825 has the same problem assark2013, except from the other end of the spectrum —Sparkitors I won’t deny it, I’m ... More» The Trials of a Short Sophomore 56 By: Contributor sark2013 may not be tall, but at least she's hilarious. –Sparkitors Let’s get one thing straight: I don't think I'm THAT short. I may ... More» Auntie SparkNotes: The Power of Pretty 99 By: kat_rosenfield Is it true that pretty people have better lives? Auntie shares her thoughts. —Sparkitors Hi Auntie, I’m kinda embarrassed to talk about this, but it’s really been... More» 12 NextLast Page
