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Auntie SparkNotes: Why Shouldn't I Get Liposuction?

By kat_rosenfieldJune 5, 2014
Hey Auntie, I apologize in advance for asking a question I know you'll be opposed to. In fact, that opposition is the reason... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Why Shouldn't I Get Liposuction?

The Perks and Perils of Being Tan

By ContributorAugust 19, 2011
cheezepleeze is basically a bronzed goddess year-round. Us and our pasty elbows are trying VERY hard... More  →
The Perks and Perils of Being Tan

The Perks and Perils of Being Pale

By ContributorAugust 12, 2011
MyNicknameIsMyUsername comes out of the white-as-a-sheet closet, and never looks back. –Sparkitors I am pale. Deathly, glow-in-the-dark, transparent pale. And I... More  →
The Perks and Perils of Being Pale

Auntie SparkNotes: Butterface

By kat_rosenfieldJune 8, 2011
Dear Auntie, I may have a wee bit of a problem. Luckily for me, other peoples problems seem to be your specialty.... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Butterface

Trials of a Tall Sophmore

By ContributorFebruary 11, 2011
Wickedchick825 has the same problem assark2013, except from the other end of the spectrum —Sparkitors I won’t... More  →
Trials of a Tall Sophmore

The Trials of a Short Sophomore

By ContributorJanuary 21, 2011
sark2013 may not be tall, but at least she's hilarious. –Sparkitors Let’s get one thing straight: I don't think I'm THAT... More  →
The Trials of a Short Sophomore

Auntie SparkNotes: The Power of Pretty

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 19, 2010
Is it true that pretty people have better lives? Auntie shares her thoughts. —Sparkitors Hi Auntie, I’m kinda embarrassed to talk about this, but... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Power of Pretty

On Loving Yourself, and Pancakes

By ContributorOctober 18, 2010
Your name is as awesome as your attitude, iwearfiestapants! –Sparkitors Obviously your body is a pretty important part of you.... More  →
On Loving Yourself, and Pancakes

The Pros and Cons of Looking Younger than Your Age

By ContributorApril 30, 2010
Pimento111, this is a good problem to have. Trust us. VERY good problem. * rushes to... More  →
The Pros and Cons of Looking Younger than Your Age