We ranked the worst breakups in literature
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Why Hermione should've dated Fred instead
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Every Book on Your English Syllabus, Summed Up in a Single Sentence
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Look, I don’t need to know why you’re here. I don’t need to know what misfortune has befallen you, what dark and...
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The 10 Worst Words in the English Language
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On the whole, I'm in favor of words. They're the only thing standing between us and a world in which everyone just...
I Didn't Realize This Was Going To Be A Call-out Post But Here We Are
Every Author on Your English Syllabus, Summed Up in a Single Sentence
May 17, 2018
I’m just going to say it: in the past, there were too many people writing books. Now it’s the twenty-first century and...
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20 Questions You Can Ask About Pretty Much Any Shakespeare Play
April 5, 2018
There's going to come a time where you will find yourself in class discussing a Shakespeare play you haven't actually read. Perhaps you didn't...
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Everything I Know About Dating, I Learned from
The Great Gatsby
March 7, 2018
I won’t pretend I used to know a single thing about the mystifying swampland that is dating. I’ve tried everything to be...
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Everything I Know About Dating, I Learned from Romeo and Juliet
May 1, 2017
People will say, "But Elodie,
Romeo and Juliet
was supposed to be a cautionary tale, not a romantic how-to guide."...
The Kingdom Of Far Far Away
The Scarlet Letter
: Part 8 (Chapters 16-17)
October 24, 2016
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Chapter 16: A Forest Walk
On a "chill and sombre" day, Hester is lurking the forest with Pearl in...
Shakespeare Quotes That Would Make Great Tinder Bios
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15 Ways to Break Up Any Argument at the Dinner Table This Thanksgiving
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The 7 Most Hardcore Deaths in Literature
All the Best Fictional Villains Summed Up in a Single Sentence
How to Kiss, According to Shakespeare
The 7 Most Underrated Heartthrobs in Fiction
QUIZ: How Dateable Would You Be in the 16th Century?
The 15 Most Iconic Lines in All of
7 Dirty Jokes You Didn't Catch in Shakespeare's Most Popular Plays
What You Thought These Famous Literary Quotes Meant VS. What They
16 Signs You Are Dating a Gryffindor
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