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If Shakespeare Characters Had Business Cards

By Steffi LynnApril 19, 2017
Remember when Steffi Lynn brought you Harry Potter business cards? SHE'S DONE IT AGAIN. Can't you picture Mercutio spotting you at a... More  →
If Shakespeare Characters Had Business Cards

If Famous Poets Had Tinder

By ElodieMarch 29, 2017
Tinder is pretty great because you get to swipe left and right on people’s shirtless selfies all from the comfort of your... More  →
If Famous Poets Had Tinder

Every Book on Your English Syllabus, Summed Up in a Single Sentence

By ElodieMarch 9, 2017
Look, I don’t need to know why you’re here. I don’t need to know what misfortune has befallen you, what dark and... More  →
Every Book on Your English Syllabus, Summed Up in a Single Sentence

Every Author on Your English Syllabus, Summed Up in a Single Sentence

By ElodieMarch 2, 2017
I’m just going to say it: in the past, there were too many people writing books. Now it’s the twenty-first century and... More  →
Every Author on Your English Syllabus, Summed Up in a Single Sentence

Everything I Know About Dating, I Learned from The Great Gatsby

By ElodieFebruary 22, 2017
I won’t pretend I used to know a single thing about the mystifying swampland that is dating. I’ve tried everything to be... More  →
Everything I Know About Dating, I Learned from <em>The Great Gatsby</em>

The 7 Creepiest Outfits In Flannery O'Connor

By Rosa LysterFebruary 16, 2017
Like J.D. Salinger, Flannery O’Connor speaks the language of clothes. She nailed the art of extracting MAXIMUM value from a simple description of... More  →
The 7 Creepiest Outfits In Flannery O'Connor

The 10 Worst Words in the English Language

By ElodieJanuary 30, 2017
On the whole, I'm in favor of words. They're the only thing standing between us and a world in which everyone just... More  →
The 10 Worst Words in the English Language

Better Names for All the Poems You'll Have to Read in English Class

By ElodieJanuary 12, 2017
Have you ever read a poem before? I’m guessing you have. If you liked it, good news: there’s plenty more where that... More  →
Better Names for All the Poems You'll Have to Read in English Class

Everything I Know About Dating, I Learned from the Wife of Bath's Prologue

By ElodieSeptember 13, 2016
I don’t know a lot about dating—I know it involves holding hands, and making out, and heroically sacrificing yourself for the other... More  →
Everything I Know About Dating, I Learned from the Wife of Bath's Prologue

Blogging The Odyssey: Part 1 (The One Where Athena Is Already Fed Up With Poseidon's Crap)

By ElodieSeptember 2, 2016
Greetings, fellow journeymen on the road of life! For the uninitiated, I am Elodie. I’m one of the people on this hallowed... More  →
Blogging <em>The Odyssey</em>: Part 1 (The One Where Athena Is Already Fed Up With Poseidon's Crap)