Don't worry, we've got plenty of ideas—just check out this list for inspiration!
Auntie SparkNotes: SparkLife's resident advice expert! She answers your questions on every tricky, sticky situation you can imagine, from sibling rivalry to unrequited crushes.
BAM!: An expression of victory/excitement used when a Sparkler is the first person to comment on a post.
Butts: A term of endearment by which Chelsea Dagger often refers to Sparklers. Example: "Could my boyfriend Joseph Gordon-Levitt be any more adorable? NEGATORY, BUTTS."
Gary: An infamous monster (aka technological glitch) who resides in the commenting system, eating up emoticons, sentences, and sometimes entire comments.
LW: An acronym for "Letter Writer"; appears often in Auntie SparkNotes posts and comments.
Mankler: The dude version of a Sparkler (see below).
NBK: An acronym for "never been kissed," as seen in the popular series of the same name.
Open Thread: A daily post where Sparklers gather to chat, make new friends, and exchange greetings and e-cupcakes; often referred to as "the OT."
Sparkler: A brilliant, hilarious female user of SparkLife.
Splurker: A Sparkler who reads posts on SparkLife but is too shy to comment. (LOOSE YOURSELF OF THE BONDS OF FEAR, SPLURKERS! SPEAK OUT!)