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Funny Things to Do in School

By: AutumnMooncakesAugust 4, 2017

I received this long ago in a chain email.


Walk into class with handcuffs and say, “Sorry for being late, I just broke out of prison.”

ŸCall everyone Bob.

ŸName your pen “Mr. Pen” and talk to him often. Cry and go mad if Mr. Pen commits

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SparkLife Posts That Will Brighten Your Day

By: AutumnMooncakesJuly 2, 2017

Skills You Should Be Able to Put On a Resumé

I’m sure employers are tired of seeing the same attributes over and over, right?


Answers to Give When You Don’t Know the Answer

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Dumb Excuses For Not Doing Your Homework

By: AutumnMooncakesJune 25, 2017

Because “My dog ate my homework” has gotten old.


“My dog pressed delete.”


“Aliens took my homework.”


“Some Weeping Angels appeared while I was doing my homework, my homework blinked, and they sent it back to the Great Depression.”


“It vaporized overnight.”


“A superhero fighting a supervillain crashed into

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Underappreciated Harry Potter Quotes

By: AutumnMooncakesJanuary 13, 2017

“No thanks. The poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it – it might be sick.” – Harry, The Sorcerer’s Stone, Chapter 3


“We’ll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat.” – George, The Sorcerer’s Stone, Chapter 6


“Yeah, he’s off to the Chamber

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A Modernized Fairytale

By: AutumnMooncakesDecember 23, 2016

Once upon a time, there was a girl who lived with her stepmother. Her first name was Snow and her last name was White. She was pretty, charismatic and extremely popular, constantly surrounded by friends and admirers. Her stepmother was incredibly jealous and was determined

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Funny Lines From Books

By: AutumnMooncakesAugust 26, 2016

We love to quote movies, but books also have hilarious quips the world can’t do without.


“Non-existent cat named Suzie got your tongue?” – Zach, Cross My Heart and Hope to Spy by Ally Carter


“There is a proverbial saying chiefly concerned with warning against too

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By: AutumnMooncakesMarch 10, 2016

A Woman From Spain

There was once a woman from Spain

Who had never been in a plane.

She went inside one

And said to her son,

“This place could drive me insane!”


Eight Boys

Eight boys set out from Wales

To go and catch some quails.

They emptied

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Sparknotes Posts That Still Make Me Laugh

By: AutumnMooncakesJanuary 29, 2016

My SparkLife account has just turned three, so I looked in my archives and reviewed Sparknotes’ most hilarious posts (yes, I actually keep the links to internet articles that I like).


Thor: The Dark World trailer:

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