*Originally inspired by Autumn's Darklife art. This quiz is not meant to be taken seriously.*
Have you ever wondered about how your immortal shade will fare after your mildly unpleasant and uneventful, almost pitiful demise? Have you ever contemplated the vastness of the afterlife and wondered... More →
I sometimes think that I take more time in the shower thinking than showering.
Like how I'll take showers for 15 minutes but I can wash myself in 3.
Or how I'll just slide down the wall and sit on the floor, pondering literally my entire existence while being cleansed by the... More →
I heard a ear piercing terrible scream, which made my skin crawl. Then this thing I don't know what it was but what I do know is it was once human and now it was a monster ready to eat anything living that had... More →
Every piece of food you eat makes you smarter.
Toilet decorating has become all the rage. Everybody is trying to make their toilets as artsy and extravagant as possible. The main character of your story is trying to make toilet paper that keeps up with the... More →