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Questions of life.

By: TomasMantosorriApril 18, 2014

Question of life number one: 

 

Why is it that Cheerleaders always slant their S's sideways?

 

Anyone agree?

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Jokes #4

By: TomasMantosorriApril 18, 2014

Slenderman smiles more often than Kristen Stewart. Just sayin'

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Jokes #3

By: TomasMantosorriApril 18, 2014

how turnt up would a turnip turn up if a tunip could turn up? 

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Jokes #2

By: TomasMantosorriApril 18, 2014

My therapist and family think that I'm crazy. The voices in my head disagree. 

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Jokes #1

By: TomasMantosorriApril 18, 2014

Kitchen and keychain are the same words if you're spanish. 

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Bored

By: TomasMantosorriApril 18, 2014

I'm bored, Post in the comments things that you would like me to write about, the comment with the most likes by the end of the day will be written. Also, put what form you would l ike me to write in.. . sonnet, short

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Sonnet #1

By: TomasMantosorriApril 18, 2014

Don't jump for me my dearest freind for life, 

Do not call my name when you need advice. 

You were not there for me in times of strife. 

and I thought our freindship would suffice.

Don't call my name in times of crucial need, 

when I called, you were nowhere

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The mirror

By: TomasMantosorriApril 18, 2014

The monster follows me. I cannot avoid it. 

It is so scary. It has murdered people that I love. It is

haunting me. Always lurking.

The momster follows me, and for a reason I 

don't know why, am

I supposed to be haunted? 

It has stolen. 

It has killed. 

It has harmed the

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