Chuck Norris jokesSparkler Post
Here is a collect of some awesome Chuck Norris jokes from my brain and the internet. Feel free to add any more in the comments.
- Aliens do exsit, they are just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they invade.
- Chuck Norris`s round house kick is the perfered methood of excution in 16 states
- Anyone can pee on the floor, but Chuck Norris can poop on the ceiling
- Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents after he listens to a song
- As a baby Chuck Norris`s parents gave him a a hammer, he gave the world stonehenge
- Chuck Norris didn`t call the wrong number, you picked up the wrong phone
- Behind every successful man is a women, behind every dead man is Chuck Norris
- Bullets dodge Chuck Norris
- Chuck Norris believes its not butter
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero
- Chuck Norris makes onions cry
- Chuck Norris can drown a fish
- Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone
- Chuck Norris doesn`t bowl strikes, he hits one pin and the other nine faint
- Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks
Confession: I don`t actually know who Chuck Norris is, I had to wikipedia him!