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Chuck Norris jokes

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Chuck Norris jokes

Here is a collect of some awesome Chuck Norris jokes from my brain and the internet. Feel free to add any more in the comments.

  • Aliens do exsit, they are just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they invade.
  • Chuck Norris`s round house kick is the perfered methood of excution in 16 states
  • Anyone can pee on the floor, but Chuck Norris can poop on the ceiling
  • Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents after he listens to a song
  • As a baby Chuck Norris`s parents gave him a a hammer, he gave the world stonehenge
  • Chuck Norris didn`t call the wrong number, you picked up the wrong phone
  • Behind every successful man is a women, behind every dead man is Chuck Norris
  • Bullets dodge Chuck Norris
  • Chuck Norris believes its not butter
  • Chuck Norris can divide by zero
  • Chuck Norris makes onions cry
  • Chuck Norris can drown a fish
  • Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone
  • Chuck Norris doesn`t bowl strikes, he hits one pin and the other nine faint
  • Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks

Confession: I don`t actually know who Chuck Norris is, I had to wikipedia him!

Tags: Chuck Norris, Jokes, funny, irony

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