I received this long ago in a chain email.
Walk into class with handcuffs and say, “Sorry for being late, I just broke out of prison.”
Call everyone Bob.
Name your pen “Mr. Pen” and talk to him often. Cry and go mad if Mr. Pen commits... More →
Snape being comforted by Dumbledore:
Terra sadly watching Raven and Beast Boy:
The Doctor leaving Gallifrey:More →
Skills You Should Be Able to Put On a Resumé
I’m sure employers are tired of seeing the same attributes over and over, right?
Answers to Give When You Don’t Know the AnswerMore →
Because “My dog ate my homework” has gotten old.
“My dog pressed delete.”
“Aliens took my homework.”
“Some Weeping Angels appeared while I was doing my homework, my homework blinked, and they sent it back to the Great Depression.”
“It vaporized overnight.”
“A superhero fighting a supervillain crashed into... More →
“Time is Galleons, little brother.” – Fred, The Order of the Phoenix by J.K. Rowling
“You know that objectifying your fellow woman makes you a traitor to Feminism.” – Mio, The Night Itself by Zoë Marriott
“Hitting is the language of cowards and drunkards.” – Dashti’s mother,... More →