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Dumb Excuses For Not Doing Your Homework

By: AutumnMooncakesJune 25, 2017

Because “My dog ate my homework” has gotten old.


“My dog pressed delete.”


“Aliens took my homework.”


“Some Weeping Angels appeared while I was doing my homework, my homework blinked, and they sent it back to the Great Depression.”


“It vaporized overnight.”


“A superhero fighting a supervillain crashed into

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More Lesser-Known Fairytales

By: AutumnMooncakesJune 9, 2017

The Fish and the Ring

When a baron discovers that his son is fated to marry a lowly peasant girl, he does all he can to make sure it never happens.

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Good Advice From Books

By: AutumnMooncakesMay 28, 2017

“Time is Galleons, little brother.” – Fred, The Order of the Phoenix by J.K. Rowling


“You know that objectifying your fellow woman makes you a traitor to Feminism.” – Mio, The Night Itself by Zoë Marriott


“Hitting is the language of cowards and drunkards.” – Dashti’s mother,

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What I Want to See in Movie Sequels

By: AutumnMooncakesMay 20, 2017

I’m not saying that these movies definitely need sequels, but if more movies do get made, there are certain things I think they should contain.


Peanuts Movie sequel

Lucy and Schroeder – With Lucy constantly trying to get Schroeder’s attention and Schroeder constantly ignoring her,

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How to Fool Security, According to Fiction

By: AutumnMooncakesMay 13, 2017

The Avengers: Loki and Hawkeye fooled a retinal scanner by scanning a man’s eyeball with one device and transmitting it to another device, which was used on the scanner.


X-Men: Mystique fooled a retinal scanner by shapeshifting into another person.


Minority Report: A man fooled retinal scanners

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Lesser-Known Fairytales

By: AutumnMooncakesMay 7, 2017


When a king proclaims that this daughter is even more beautiful than the fairies, young Fairer-Than-A-Fairy is kidnapped and imprisoned, with only her cat

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Fantasy Characters’ Helpline

By: AutumnMooncakesApril 27, 2017

“You have reached the Fantasy Characters’ Helpline. If you are a hero or heroine, press 1. If you are a mentor to the hero or heroine, press 2. If you are a relative, blood related or adoptive, of the hero or heroine, press 3. If

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Best Crossover Fan Art

By: AutumnMooncakesApril 19, 2017

Artemis Fowl meets Jack Frost:


Hiccup on Toothless follows Hiro on Baymax:


Aladdin and Flynn Rider:

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