Parenting can be a pain, but that’s about to change. With the help of science, you’ll never have to lose sleep over your pesky children again!
Next time your child misbehaves, bring them to our brain mapping specialists! We’ll dissect their mind and remove all the... More →
SPOILERS for All Hail King Julien season 3 episode 7 ‘Close Encounters of the Mort Kind’
This is a segment from the episode rewritten from another point of view.
“Die, alien scum!”
Helen was jolted out of her daydream. She peered out between the bars of her... More →
I received this long ago in a chain email.
Walk into class with handcuffs and say, “Sorry for being late, I just broke out of prison.”
Call everyone Bob.
Name your pen “Mr. Pen” and talk to him often. Cry and go mad if Mr. Pen commits... More →
Snape being comforted by Dumbledore:
Terra sadly watching Raven and Beast Boy:
The Doctor leaving Gallifrey:More →
Skills You Should Be Able to Put On a Resumé
I’m sure employers are tired of seeing the same attributes over and over, right?
Answers to Give When You Don’t Know the AnswerMore →
Because “My dog ate my homework” has gotten old.
“My dog pressed delete.”
“Aliens took my homework.”
“Some Weeping Angels appeared while I was doing my homework, my homework blinked, and they sent it back to the Great Depression.”
“It vaporized overnight.”
“A superhero fighting a supervillain crashed into... More →