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Dystopian Parenting 101

By: AutumnMooncakesSeptember 20, 2017

Parenting can be a pain, but that’s about to change. With the help of science, you’ll never have to lose sleep over your pesky children again!

Next time your child misbehaves, bring them to our brain mapping specialists! We’ll dissect their mind and remove all the

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Helen

By: AutumnMooncakesSeptember 2, 2017

SPOILERS for All Hail King Julien season 3 episode 7 ‘Close Encounters of the Mort Kind’

This is a segment from the episode rewritten from another point of view.

 

“Die, alien scum!”

Helen was jolted out of her daydream. She peered out between the bars of her

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How to Contact the Sparkitors

By: AutumnMooncakesAugust 13, 2017

I looked around the website and compiled a list of ways to contact the Sparkitors, labeled according to what they’re meant to be used for.

Technical problems:

user_services@sparknotes.com

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Funny Things to Do in School

By: AutumnMooncakesAugust 4, 2017

I received this long ago in a chain email.

 

Walk into class with handcuffs and say, “Sorry for being late, I just broke out of prison.”

ŸCall everyone Bob.

ŸName your pen “Mr. Pen” and talk to him often. Cry and go mad if Mr. Pen commits

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Cool Soundtracks You Should Be Listening To

By: AutumnMooncakesJuly 19, 2017

Tron: Legacy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIM8RxaK5rE

It may not have been a great movie, but its upbeat electronic soundtrack is unlike any other.

 

Journey

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SparkLife Posts That Will Brighten Your Day

By: AutumnMooncakesJuly 2, 2017

Skills You Should Be Able to Put On a Resumé

http://community.sparknotes.com/2013/09/18/9-skills-you-should-be-able-to-put-on-a-resume

I’m sure employers are tired of seeing the same attributes over and over, right?

 

Answers to Give When You Don’t Know the Answer

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Dumb Excuses For Not Doing Your Homework

By: AutumnMooncakesJune 25, 2017

Because “My dog ate my homework” has gotten old.

 

“My dog pressed delete.”

 

“Aliens took my homework.”

 

“Some Weeping Angels appeared while I was doing my homework, my homework blinked, and they sent it back to the Great Depression.”

 

“It vaporized overnight.”

 

“A superhero fighting a supervillain crashed into

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