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How to Contact the Sparkitors

By: AutumnMooncakesAugust 13, 2017

I looked around the website and compiled a list of ways to contact the Sparkitors, labeled according to what they’re meant to be used for.

Technical problems:

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Funny Things to Do in School

By: AutumnMooncakesAugust 4, 2017

I received this long ago in a chain email.


Walk into class with handcuffs and say, “Sorry for being late, I just broke out of prison.”

ŸCall everyone Bob.

ŸName your pen “Mr. Pen” and talk to him often. Cry and go mad if Mr. Pen commits

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Cool Soundtracks You Should Be Listening To

By: AutumnMooncakesJuly 19, 2017

Tron: Legacy

It may not have been a great movie, but its upbeat electronic soundtrack is unlike any other.



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SparkLife Posts That Will Brighten Your Day

By: AutumnMooncakesJuly 2, 2017

Skills You Should Be Able to Put On a Resumé

I’m sure employers are tired of seeing the same attributes over and over, right?


Answers to Give When You Don’t Know the Answer

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Dumb Excuses For Not Doing Your Homework

By: AutumnMooncakesJune 25, 2017

Because “My dog ate my homework” has gotten old.


“My dog pressed delete.”


“Aliens took my homework.”


“Some Weeping Angels appeared while I was doing my homework, my homework blinked, and they sent it back to the Great Depression.”


“It vaporized overnight.”


“A superhero fighting a supervillain crashed into

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More Lesser-Known Fairytales

By: AutumnMooncakesJune 9, 2017

The Fish and the Ring

When a baron discovers that his son is fated to marry a lowly peasant girl, he does all he can to make sure it never happens.

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Good Advice From Books

By: AutumnMooncakesMay 28, 2017

“Time is Galleons, little brother.” – Fred, The Order of the Phoenix by J.K. Rowling


“You know that objectifying your fellow woman makes you a traitor to Feminism.” – Mio, The Night Itself by Zoë Marriott


“Hitting is the language of cowards and drunkards.” – Dashti’s mother,

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