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Katy perry's "Roar'' analysis.

Okay on the OT I started to point out every wrong with the music video from Katy Perry’s 'Roar'' and I thought it would be better said in a post.

*Magically turns into Simon cowell* 

 

LET THE CRITZINGING BEGIN.

 

In the music video for Katy Perry’s ''Roar''

She is in a roaring match with a tiger.

I’m sorry, in the song you roared like a lion, NOT A TIGER.

Tigers don’t even roar.

It is times like these when I realize that I pay WAY too much attention to detail.

 

OOPS I looked up '' do tigers roar?'' on Google, turns out a tiger roars when they see another tiger and they are trying to communicate.

Did you just call Katy Perry a tiger?

BEASTIAILIITY IF YOU ASK ME.

Or maybe the tiger is a representation of Russell brand, he is an animal right? And a girl?

HIS HAIR DOES NOT LIE.

 

In the beginning of the video I’m pretty sure the dude is on instagram, how did he get internet connection? It’s not like there would be a tower in the middle of a deserted island.

Then again, he could just be taking a selfie.

Which I hate to say it, is what most people in my class would do.

#TrapedOnAIsland    #TheSeviceHereStinks    #DoTigersEvenRoar?     #HowIsThereIternentConnectionHere?

#HASTAGETOMANYHASTAGES.

 

IF SHE CAN ROAR SO LOUD WHY CAN'T SHE ROAR FOR HELP?

I recall that she has perfect makeup.

How does she even have makeup on? SHE IS ON DESERTED ISLAND OF GODS SAKES.

But she put a fruit juice on her lips (for lust and shine, I am assuming.)

WON'T THAT GIVE YOU A RASH?

My guess is that it has better quality than dollar store makeup.

Katy Perry need to roar.... for therapy sessions.

 

You can't expect Katy Perry to reproduce with a monkey.

Better than Russell brand of course, but still.

Girl needs to take a serious outlook on life after this.

 

Any who now from the summary!

 

''This song was a fun catchy pop tune that will last longer on the charts the Kim kardashian's marriage, however the logic makes no sense. But alas Katy Kats everywhere will blast it until their eyes bleed, this song should be a direct insult to blurred lines otherwise known as *The abomination to pop culture.* All in all I like this song, but it will but forgotten, like they always are.

 

Well that is it for now guys! Tell me in the comment if there is another music video you would like me to review.

 

(*disclaimer*I mean no offence to all the Katy Kats, this post was just for fun XD.)

 

BOOKBUFF OUT!

 

http://youtu.be/CevxZvSJLk8 

XD.

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