Underappreciated Harry Potter Quotes

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Underappreciated Harry Potter Quotes

“No thanks. The poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it – it might be sick.” – Harry, The Sorcerer’s Stone, Chapter 3


“We’ll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat.” – George, The Sorcerer’s Stone, Chapter 6


“Yeah, he’s off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant.” George, The Chamber of Secrets, Chapter 12


“You look in excellent health to me, Potter, so you will excuse me if I don’t let you off homework today. I assure you that if you die, you need not hand it in.” – McGonagall, The Prisoner of Azkaban, Chapter 6


“Your head is not allowed in Hogsmeade. No part of your body has permission to be in Hogsmeade.” – Snape, The Prisoner of Azkaban, Chapter 14


“I don’t need help. It’s obvious what this means. There’s going to be loads of fog tonight.” – Ron, The Prisoner of Azkaban, Chapter 15


“Aaaaah, when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry …” – Ron, The Goblet of Fire, Chapter 13


“I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing … maybe you’ve got to attack him while he’s in the shower, Harry.” – George, The Goblet of Fire, Chapter 21


“And it’s Johnson, Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is, I’ve been saying it for years but she still won’t go out with me -” – Lee, The Order of the Phoenix, Chapter 19


“I wouldn’t go out with you if it was a choice between you and the giant squid.” – Lily, The Order of the Phoenix, Chapter 28


“Yes, Peeves, you fool, Peeves! Haven’t you been complaining about him for a quarter of a century? Go and fetch him, at once!” – McGonagall, The Deathly Hallows, Chapter 30

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