Funny Things to Do in SchoolSparkler Post
I received this long ago in a chain email.
Walk into class with handcuffs and say, “Sorry for being late, I just broke out of prison.”
Call everyone Bob.
Name your pen “Mr. Pen” and talk to him often. Cry and go mad if Mr. Pen commits suicide (falls off the table). Have a funeral for Mr. Pen.
Raise your hand and ask if you can be excused to skip class.
Walk into class and look around confused. Ask where you are, then say, “Oh, this is school? I thought this was McDonald’s.”
Look at the person next to you for a while, say, “You’re one of them!” and then run out the classroom.
Bring handcuffs into class and wear a plastic fake police badge. Tell your teacher that he/she is under arrest.
Raise your hand and introduce everyone to your imaginary friend Bob. Then loudly whisper to Bob saying that you hate this class.
Smack gum loudly. When told to throw it out, take out the gum, hold it on your finger, insist you don’t have any gum and put it back in your mouth.
Stand up and introduce yourself at the beginning of class (even though everyone knows you). Inform everyone that you have had ‘the problem’ for three years now. Then act confused and ask if the class is Alcoholics Anonymous.
Shove your heaviest book off your desk repeatedly. Glare at someone else every time the teacher looks.
Randomly laugh hysterically or cry out that everyone is against you.
Tell your teacher there is a disturbance in the Force.
Make a cone shape out of paper and glue red tissue paper to the top. Scribble red and orange all over it. Wear it on your head and tell everyone that you’re a volcano.
Tell your teacher you don’t need to do your homework because you’re skipping school tomorrow because you’re going to be sick.
Stand in front of the class, pretend you are a flight attendant and review the emergency procedures and exits.
Tell your teacher to get ready to evacuate the school, because you are about to pull a fire alarm.
Pretend to slap a fly and then go, “Mmmm, snack time.”
Whenever the answer is false in a true-false test, stand up, grab your hair with both hands, scream, “LIES, ALL LIES!” and then sit acting like nothing happened.
Pass around a petition against petitions.
Hum ‘If You’re Happy’ loudly and then start to cry.
Repeatedly get up and run a lap around the room, then sit down and act as if nothing had happened.
If someone speaks over the intercom, curl up under your desk and say, “It’s the voices again.”
Lead your class in a sing-a-long, for example, “We don’t need no education.”
Put a sign on your desk that says, “Out of my mind, be back soon”. Then go to sleep. If your teacher wakes you up scream, “CAN’T YOU READ THE SIGN?” and then go back to sleep.
Have fights with yourself out loud over which one of your personalities is better. Cry and say, “I love you both, why can’t we all just get along?” and if you are really insane have your personalities hug and make up.
Pluck out someone’s hair and yell, “DNA!!!”