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Dumb Excuses For Not Doing Your Homework

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Dumb Excuses For Not Doing Your Homework

Because “My dog ate my homework” has gotten old.

 

“My dog pressed delete.”

 

“Aliens took my homework.”

 

“Some Weeping Angels appeared while I was doing my homework, my homework blinked, and they sent it back to the Great Depression.”

 

“It vaporized overnight.”

 

“A superhero fighting a supervillain crashed into my bedroom and destroyed my homework.”

 

“It turned into a pink elephant.”

 

“HOW CAN I HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT HOMEWORK WHEN I’M BEING CRUSHED BY THE EXCRUCIATING BURDEN OF BEING ALIVE?”

 

“My dog flushed it down the toilet.”

 

“I was busy meditating to reach the deepest depths of my subconscious.”

 

“The CIA confiscated it.”

 

“I have a monster in my closet that likes to eat finished homework.”

 

“Harry Potter thought my homework book was possessed by Voldemort and stabbed it with a basilisk fang.”

 

“What is essential is invisible to the eye.”

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