All_Is_Mal offers an etiquette guide for next year, while simultaneously torturing us with memories of summer days past.—Sparkitors
There’s been a lot of hype on SparkLife about waiters—how you should treat them, how much you should tip them—and while I’m as nice to More →
In case you guys missed it, Kathryn did a great slideshow last week on how to keep wearing lightweight summertime dresses even after the weather gets chilly. And I was so inspired by her fab outfits (and so insanely, desperately jealous of her... More →
Here's the complete question: Do you ever try to set students up? If not, do you make ideal pairings of students in your head?
Not to repeat myself from my last column, but oh HELL no.
Really, I'd rather lock myself in a coffin filled... More →
Have you seen that episode of The Simpsons where all the different brands of Duff beer come out of the same tube? That's what we imagine it's like at the Toiletries Factory. We're sure that all those shampoos, body washes, and toothpastes are pretty much... More →
We don't know if the anonymous Sparkler who sent this hilarious picture in drew it herself, but if so, color us IMPRESSED. There was no explanation for the pic, simply the subject line "Why vampire teachers suck." And that, friends, was explanation enough. ... More →
dac213 says, "I was going to ask Dan to draw a picture of the meeting he described between Sauron, Emperor Palpatine, and Voldemort, but then I decided to draw it myself."
dac, you're an MS Paint whiz!... More →
Stupid_Nickel writes: "remember that post i did a while back? the "day in the life of a hospital patient" one? where i had 2 hot nurses and had to pee every 10 seconds? well this is an x-ray of my mouth that i... More →
So here is my problem - my sister hates me.What's that you say? Too vague? Let me expand on that. I am 14 and my older sister is 20. I feel like now that I am a teenager and have started developing opinions and... More →
Chapter Thirteen: Mad-Eye MoodyBetter Title: Not Really Mad-Eye Moody
This is difficult. I'm not sure what to do here. On one hand, Mad-Eye Moody is a fantastic character with a deep, mysterious past. He is everything I love about the Harry Potter books. On the other... More →