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Aliens Like You and Me

By Janet ManleySeptember 12, 2016
The best thing to come out of summer 2016, and this year's most promising Halloween theme is Stranger Things, Netflix's paranormal thriller about a middle-schooler, Will, who goes missing in his tiny American town in 1983. The show is a walking Pinterest board of glorious '80s film... More  →
Aliens Like You and Me

Auntie SparkNotes: Will My Sex Toys Make the TSA Suspicious?

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 9, 2016
Dear Auntie, (Obligatory NSFW warning here. Nothing R-rated, but it would fit well in a crappy Adam Sandler PG-13 flick.) So Auntie, this past summer, I was in an internship, and my FWB came to visit me. We had sexy fun together, and then he gave me... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Will My Sex Toys Make the TSA Suspicious?

The Harry Potter Movies Ranked By Hair

By ElodieSeptember 9, 2016
I have thoughts about hair, always. There is never a moment where I am not thinking critically about other people's hair, probably because mine is a chemically damaged rat's nest and a lost cause and I have to live vicariously. Additionally, I have many thoughts about... More  →
The Harry Potter Movies Ranked By Hair

I Was a(n Almost) Child Pageant Queen

By Kelly HoffmacherSeptember 9, 2016
Beauty pageants are a controversial hobby. Even though 250,000 young girls and women across the country participate, pageants draw ire because of the way girls are objectified and sexualized. It’s routine for contestants to wear false eyelashes, layers upon layers of make-up, hair extensions, and even... More  →
I Was a(n Almost) Child Pageant Queen

Blogging The Odyssey: Part 2 (The One Where We Find Out What the Hell Even Happened to Odysseus)

By ElodieSeptember 9, 2016
In case you missed it, I'm Elodie and I'm blogging The Odyssey, a book that is very heavy. Guys, it’s so heavy. I have dainty spaghetti arms and no upper arm strength. I am Suffering. Luckily for you, however, you don't have to lug this book around; you... More  →
Blogging <em>The Odyssey</em>: Part 2 (The One Where We Find Out What the Hell Even Happened to Odysseus)

How Every Zodiac Sign Plays Pokemon Go

By Paulina BasSeptember 9, 2016
(& if you're wondering what your Zodiac sign has to do with how you play Pokémon Go, I see you, Capricorn.) More  →
How Every Zodiac Sign Plays Pokémon Go

Auntie SparkNotes: I Don't Like Jokes About Mental Illness

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 8, 2016
Hello Auntie SparkNotes, I am an upcoming junior in high school who went to a small elementary school through K-8. There, I had a group of friends and we would tell each other EVERYTHING and we were together pretty much 24/7. As fate would have... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Don't Like Jokes About Mental Illness

Blogging Moby-Dick, Part Two: Everything You Never Wanted To Know About Whales

By Elaine AtwellSeptember 8, 2016
Read Part 1 of the series here! Ahoy and welcome back to Moby-Richard, our analysis of what is possibly one of the greatest (and certainly one of the longest) books in the English language. When last we left our hero(?) Ishmael(??), he had just boarded the Pequod... More  →
Blogging <i>Moby-Dick</i>, Part Two: Everything You Never Wanted To Know About Whales