Dating is hard enough on its own (the sweating, the panic, THE UNPARALLED AWKWARDNESS)—but add in the occasional douche canoe, and things get even harder. If you've ever been led on by crush, WE FEEL YA, and with the help of the ever-fabulous Kate Allan, we want to pass al More →
Look. Nobody's a good kisser right out of the gate. Kissing is both very natural and super weird. Like, why is someone else's tongue in my mouth? It's sort of a single-occupancy situation. Nevertheless, chances are that at some point, you will experience one or... More →
It's gotta be close to midnight in the race to the Democratic and Republican National Conventions, with big delegate states New York and Pennsylvania up for grabs on Tuesday. Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders have each been racing to eat the most pizza in New York... More →
Dear Auntie, I have a question concerning the ethics of crushing on a TA. I'm a junior in college and I've recently acquired a crush on one of my chemistry lab TAs. I know that TAs are different at every university and some have graduate... More →
For most of my life, I suffered from it: the fear of commitment. I would like a guy, I would get to know him, I would like him more. But then the moment would come. The decision would have to be made. Were... More →
I know, I know: you're probably thinking, how can there possibly be so much to say about the poetic line?!? why is poetry so complicated?!? @$%^& and I get it, I really do—but the poetic line is seen by many as THE defining feature of poetry. There's... More →
To catch up on Chapters 1-6 of Elodie's absurdly funny Blogging Gatsby series, click here!
Only The Great Gatsby can take a chapter filled with drama and death and somehow make it unfathomably hilarious. For example, here are three actual quotes that I had the... More →