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Open Thread for May 20!

By SparkLifeMay 20, 2015
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Open Thread for May 20!

Auntie SparkNotes: My Crush Is in Another Country

By kat_rosenfieldMay 19, 2015
Dear Auntie, I was really good friends with this guy (I still am) but the problem is that I didn't get the chance to stay in that country. I know that he treasures me as a friend because when I was leaving to go back... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Crush Is in Another Country

"DIBS ON OUR DORM TOASTER" & 13 Other Hilarious Things to Write on Your Graduation Cap

By Camille ManleyMay 19, 2015
In terms of THE MOST IMPORTANT DAYS OF YOUR LIFE, the day you graduate is right up there with that day when you successfully said an entire sentence to your crush without barfing EVEN ONCE onto his chiseled visage, and that other day when you took Harry Potter Ultimate Trivi More  →
"DIBS ON OUR DORM TOASTER" & 13 Other Hilarious Things to Write on Your Graduation Cap

WOULD WATCH an Indiana Jones Reboot Starring Anna Kendrick If It Was Half as Funny as Her Impersonation

By Page SchumacherMay 19, 2015
Savvy to our signals for MOAR ANNA KENDRICK, the internets have gifted us a seemingly endless Pitch Perfect 2 press junket, an epic lip sync battle with Jon Krasinski (um, by all means DO click over for Jon dressed in a silver flapper costume as... More  →
WOULD WATCH an <i>Indiana Jones</i> Reboot Starring Anna Kendrick If It Was Half as Funny as Her Impersonation

A High-School Commencement Speech by Atticus Finch

By Brandon SpecktorMay 19, 2015
((For best results read this in the loin-melting voice of Gregory Peck)) Students. Parents. Faculty. It is an honor and a mystery that you would have me, a fictional Depression-era attorney, address you today on your journey into higher education and the modern workforce. I... More  →
A High-School Commencement Speech by Atticus Finch
A Con N00b Wants to Know: Josh and Allison Emm G-Chat about the Dos and Don'ts of Comic Cons

A Con N00b Wants to Know: Josh and Allison Emm G-Chat about the Dos and Don'ts of Comic Cons

By Allison EmmMay 19, 2015
This coming weekend, our very own Allison Emm will cover the Denver Comic Con. With all of her geeky wisdom and know-how, it turns out that Allison is a Con n00b! So, she turned to Josh Perilo, resident Geek Quizzler and professional con-goer for some... More  →

Anna Kendrick Vs. James Corden in a Pitch Perfect Riff-Off: WHO WILL WIN?

By Nicole DiekerMay 19, 2015
Did you see Pitch Perfect 2 yet? Did you agree with our review? Are you already making plans to apply to Fantasy College Where No One Goes To Class so you can become an acapella star too? Do you not know what we're... More  →
Anna Kendrick Vs. James Corden in a <i>Pitch Perfect</i> Riff-Off: WHO WILL WIN?

5 Robots That You Definitely Do NOT Want To Date

By Christopher Calogero and Grant LindahlMay 19, 2015
Dates have a history of awfulness, such awfulness that everyone is perfectly okay setting up systems to be able to terminate them immediately (fake texts, made-up emergencies, your roommate posing as a time traveler warning you that you mustn’t continue the date, etc.) More  →
5 Robots That You Definitely Do NOT Want To Date

Open Thread for May 19!

By SparkLifeMay 19, 2015
"This is a collage that I did for my art class at school. I don't know what's up with the angel statues and the fish, but suppose it looks alright anyway." - VaughanGirl Submit your photos to contribute@sparknotes.com with your username to get your pix... More  →
Open Thread for May 19!
From the Neck Up, Everyone at the 2015 Billboard Music Awards Looked GREAT! (From the Neck Down, It Was an UNPRECEDENTED DISASTER)

From the Neck Up, Everyone at the 2015 Billboard Music Awards Looked GREAT! (From the Neck Down, It Was an UNPRECEDENTED DISASTER)

By Chelsea DaggerMay 18, 2015
SPARKLEBUTTS, IF YOU LOVE FASHION, HAVE I EVER GOT A SLIDESHOW FOR YOU!!But unfortunately, it is not this slideshow (it is this one). This slideshow, which recaps last night's Billboard Music Awards, contains (with 1 or 2 exceptions) looks that can most accurately be descri More  →