Heads up: You don't need to pause Netflix just yet, but school is about to start again. And assuming you're not heir to any thrones, that means buying or renting a whole bunch of textbooks is gonna dig into the spring break fund. I know, I know—this is the last... More →
It's hard to keep up with all of the lingo that the cool kids are spouting these days. Luckily for you, we keep a running tab of all of the terms that hit the cultural zeitgeist, since we know they will ~eventually~ show up on your... More →
Albus Dumbledore was the most Dumbledore person to ever have Dumbledored. Dude ran a school full of death and whimsy, and he did it with smiles and cryptic comments. Not just anyone can do that. He was without peer. We will never see another like him in... More →
Dear Auntie,I have a group of friends. There's four of us, including myself, and we basically hang out with just each other. This is part of the problem, because everyone involved is part of the problem itself, so outside perspective would be great.So the four... More →
All right everyone, clear your desks. Don’t look at me like that, you knew this was coming.
I’ve been lecturing about tropical werewolves and mankind's inherent evil for weeks now—not because I like hearing the sound of my own voice, which is like the languid,... More →