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February Love-o-Scopes!!

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 9, 2018
It is the month of the Valentimes, Aries. Prepare yourself for these times by carrying flowers on your person every single day and wearing anything that protects you from the arrows of a winged baby. Keep in mind that swatting a baby out of the air is against the law, even i More  →
February Love-o-Scopes!!

Auntie SparkNotes: I Got Black-Out Drunk and My Girlfriend Dumped Me

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 9, 2018
Hi Auntie, I'm a 19-year-old first-semester college freshman right in the midst of my first finals week. But an overload of academically-based stress isn't what I'm writing to you about. I'm a recently out bisexual who began dating my 20-year-old girlfriend about three months ago.... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Got Black-Out Drunk and My Girlfriend Dumped Me

Pick a Classic Novel and We'll Tell You What You Should Watch Next on Netflix

By ElodieFebruary 9, 2018
Like most people, I spend way too much time on my couch, up to my eyeballs in Doritos and yelling “WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO KNOW” whenever Netflix has the gall to ask if I’m “still watching.” I’m always on the hunt for a new show, especially when... More  →
Pick a Classic Novel and We'll Tell You What You Should Watch Next on Netflix

Snapchats from Romeo and Juliet, Part TWO

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 9, 2018
Is Romeo and Juliet the greatest love story ever told? Yes (if we pretend that Jim and Pam don't exist.) But we humbly submit that it would have been even better if Billy the Bard and his star-crossed lovers had had Snapchat—and Part 1 of this series proved our theory More  →
Snapchats from <em>Romeo and Juliet</em>, Part TWO

If Hogwarts Had the Internet

By ElodieFebruary 8, 2018
I’ve always wanted to go to Hogwarts more than anything on this earth, but I’m also a hopeless Internet-addicted youth and probably what’s wrong with modern society, so that whole “no technology” thing would be a real bummer. The first thing I do every day is check More  →
If Hogwarts Had the Internet

The 10 Worst Words in the English Language

By ElodieFebruary 8, 2018
On the whole, I'm in favor of words. They're the only thing standing between us and a world in which everyone just points at stuff and grunts. But while some words are useful and necessary, others are just terrible, and I would rather throw myself into... More  →
The 10 Worst Words in the English Language

If Literature's Biggest Romantics Could Text

By ElodieFebruary 8, 2018
There is no one in the history of the world who is GOOD at texting. I myself have sent thousands of texts over the course of my life, and all of them were a mistake. Mostly it’s just people saying “Hey, are you busy?” and me texting back “Sorry, I just saw this!” t More  →
If Literature's Biggest Romantics Could Text