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"When Is Cheryl's Birthday?" Is The Newest Internet Craze, and WE HAVE THE ANSWER!!!

By Katherine MollyApril 21, 2015
Remember that time when someone posted a picture of dress that was either white and gold or black and blue, depending on the alignment of the stars and what you had for breakfast that day, and everyone acted like the sky had exploded? Well,... More  →
"When Is Cheryl's Birthday?" Is The Newest Internet Craze, and WE HAVE THE ANSWER!!!
Sex Ed at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Sex Ed at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

By Janet ManleyApril 21, 2015
Part of the appeal of Hogwarts is the coursework: instead of AP chemistry, you get potions; instead of biology, you get to tear around the Forbidden Forest on a Hippogriff as you learn about "Care of Mystical Creatures." Although Hogwarts' academic curriculum was rigorous, s More  →

Read These Honest Chain Letters Or Or Or (Not)

By Jason SaenzApril 21, 2015
We've all gotten them. "You'll win a million dollars!" "I'm a sick kid in Asia who needs a new car!" "Angels are watching you!" If only forwarding a chain letter could bring us fame and fortune we'd never have to leave our desks again. Fortunately,... More  →
Read These Honest Chain Letters Or Or Or (Not)

Open Thread for April 21!

By SparkLifeApril 21, 2015
BIRD. Submit your photos to contribute@sparknotes.com with your username to get your pix on the site, or send us your address and we'll send you STICKERS!!... More  →
Open Thread for April 21!

Sex Ed with Auntie SparkNotes: What Are The "Normal" Types Of HND?

By kat_rosenfieldApril 20, 2015
Dearest Auntie, I have lots of questions for Sex Ed week. Would it be possible for you to give an overview of sex in general? The only "talk" I got was this: "The penis goes in the vagina." That's it. Nothing about oral or anal. Nothing about... More  →
Sex Ed with Auntie SparkNotes: What Are The "Normal" Types Of HND?

Got Twitter? Get Sorted! New Sorting Hat Twitter Account Tells You Which Hogwarts House Is Your True Home

By Nicole DiekerApril 20, 2015
We're pretty sure most of you Sparklers have powered through the first hour of Pottermore just so they could take the official Sorting Hat quiz and get officially Sorted. We're also pretty sure most of you Sparklers have taken at least three unofficial Sorting Hat... More  →
Got Twitter? Get Sorted! New Sorting Hat Twitter Account Tells You Which Hogwarts House Is Your True Home
We Asked You About Sex Ed and Found Out That There Is PLENTY of Awkward in Today's Teachings

We Asked You About Sex Ed and Found Out That There Is PLENTY of Awkward in Today's Teachings

By SparkLifeApril 20, 2015
Ahead of SparkLife's Sex Ed Week, we asked you the Sparknation to tell us about YOUR sex ed experiences (in short, they could be summed up as Extremely Brief and Incredibly Awkward). What we found was that only 25% of you think you're getting an O.W.L.-worthy education on y More  →

Chris Pratt Is the Rakish Rebel Leader of a Dinosaur Scooter Gang in the Newest Jurassic World Trailer

By Chelsea DaggerApril 20, 2015
Is your Monday off to a terrible start? Are you struggling to keep your eyes open? Do you find yourself consumed by ennui? Well Sparkler,  CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY THAT YOU'RE NOT BEING CONSUMED BY SOMETHING MUCH WORSE, LIKE A GENETICALLY MODIFIED, SEEMINGLY INVINCIBLE... More  →
Chris Pratt Is the Rakish Rebel Leader of a Dinosaur Scooter Gang in the Newest <em>Jurassic World</em> Trailer

Motivational Posters Starring Narwhals

By ziggykelsmanApril 20, 2015
Life can be hard, but did you ever think about how hard it would be if you had a freaking unicorn horn growing out of your head? Allow these narwhals to pep you up on a Monday... More  →
Motivational Posters Starring Narwhals

We Went to a Musical Parody of The Hunger Games and the Tracker Jacker Hallucination Dance Was Totally Jazz-Hands

By Amelia BienstockApril 20, 2015
If you think that you MIGHT NOT MAKE IT to November, when The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2 comes out, you should get yourself to off-off-off-Broadway because there is a HUNGER GAMES PARODY MUSICAL PLAYING! "The Hungry Hungry Games: An UNAUTHORIZED! Musical Parody" is the latest project from UNAUTHORIZED!... More  →
We Went to a Musical Parody of <i>The Hunger Games</i> and the Tracker Jacker Hallucination Dance Was Totally Jazz-Hands