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THIS IS NOT A DRILL: SparkLife is Hiring Writers!

By SparkLifeApril 10, 2018
Are you a hilarious genius who loves to write? Are you an expert on Harry Potter, classic literature, Shakespeare, and surviving social interactions despite being cripplingly awkward? Are you looking to earn a little extra cash because those Crunchwrap... More  →
THIS IS NOT A DRILL: SparkLife is Hiring Writers!

If Hamlet Had Snapchat

By ElodieApril 10, 2018
Hamlet and I are alike in a lot of ways. We both complain too much, wear mostly black, and make a lot of casual jokes about death.  There are, however, some key differences, one of them being that I don’t use Snapchat all that often (my life just isn't exciting enough) w More  →
If Hamlet Had Snapchat
The 20 Best Insults in Fiction, RANKED

The 20 Best Insults in Fiction, RANKED

By Abbey ClarkeApril 10, 2018
You know the feeling of not being able to think of a witty comeback until the middle of the night two weeks later? These authors don't. That, friends, is because they are literary ~masters~ of the witty repartee, at whose feet we might sit and learn from in abject adoration. More  →

Auntie SparkNotes: I Can't Stop Worrying About My Friend's Bad Choices

By kat_rosenfieldApril 9, 2018
Dear Auntie, I have been friends with a girl (let's call her Sarah) since we joined secondary school. The first year or so of our friendship was completely fine, until we hit year eight (I think in American terms that's ninth grade). Anyhow, in year eight... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Can't Stop Worrying About My Friend's Bad Choices

If Our Favorite Harry Potter Characters Had YouTube Channels

By Lila SelleApril 9, 2018
In a perfect world, Hogwarts would have wi-fi, Fred Weasley would be my Facebook-official boyfriend, and Sleekeazy's Hair Potion would have long ago transformed the unholy catastrophe on top of my head into a flawless coif capable of melting the heart of every tank-topp More  →
If Our Favorite <em>Harry Potter</em> Characters Had YouTube Channels

QUIZ: Which Two Greek Gods Sum Up Your Personality?

By ElodieApril 9, 2018
If you’re anything like me, then you have no fewer than five identity crises every hour, and you must take to the Internet to figure out who you are and what you are about. Also if you’re anything like me, you know a single Greek... More  →
QUIZ: Which Two Greek Gods Sum Up Your Personality?

If Fictional Characters Had Tinder

By ElodieApril 9, 2018
Given the haunted crypt that is my love life, it makes sense that I would eventually meander my way on over to Tinder, which is like the Taco Bell of dating. And having now swiped right and left  to my lonely heart's desire, I can confirm with absolute certainty that the si More  →
If Fictional Characters Had Tinder

Which Weasley Are You?

By Maddy AaronApril 9, 2018
There's a little bit of a ginger in all of us, so where do you fit into the rickety, cozy, be-sweatered Weasley household? Let's find out, innit? This quiz was originally published in April 2016... More  →
Which Weasley Are You?