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If Classic Authors Had Tinder

By ElodieAugust 7, 2018
Considering the impact it’s had on our society, it’s amazing to think that Tinder has only existed for something like .0000001% of human history. I mean, before Tinder, how else was I to swipe listlessly through blurry mirror selfies of dudes with trucker hats? It’s a More  →
If Classic Authors Had Tinder

QUIZ: What's Your Make-Out Style?

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 7, 2018
THE MAKING OF OUT. Get it right, and you'll forever be known as a seductive force of nature whose macking skills are the stuff of legend. Get it wrong, and you'll spend the rest of your life alone in some sad, abandoned ham factory, wishing for the... More  →
QUIZ: What's Your Make-Out Style?

Every Harry Potter Book Summed Up in a Single Sentence

By ElodieAugust 6, 2018
I know that you've read all the Harry Potter books. At this point, everyone in the world who is going to read the Potter books has already read them. You don’t need me to tell you what happens; you don’t need my pithy one-sentence summaries. I get that. But someti More  →
Every <em>Harry Potter</em> Book Summed Up in a Single Sentence

The DOs and DEFINITELY DON'Ts of Text Flirting

By Emily BrownAugust 6, 2018
Flirting is one among the many mysteries of the human condition. Where do you put your hands when someone whose mouth you wouldn't mind having on your own mouth is talking to you? Where do you look? At your hands that you don't know where to put? And how do you stop yourself More  →
The DOs and DEFINITELY DON'Ts of Text Flirting

Rejected Anagrams That Came Before "I Am Lord Voldemort"

By ElodieAugust 3, 2018
“I am Lord Voldemort” is an anagram of “Tom Marvolo Riddle,” but there’s no way Voldemort came up with this right off the bat. Have you ever tried to make an anagram out of anything? It’s impossible. It’s a fool’s game. The only way to... More  →
Rejected Anagrams That Came Before "I Am Lord Voldemort"

Blogging To Kill a Mockingbird: Chapters 20 & 21

By ElodieAugust 3, 2018
To catch up on Blogging To Kill a Mockingbird, click here! You know that feeling you get after an episode of Law & Order: SVU when the bad guy gets off on a technicality, and Stabler is so full of righteous fury he simply... More  →
Blogging <i>To Kill a Mockingbird</i>: Chapters 20 & 21

Shakespeare Plays Summed Up In Relatable Headlines

By ElodieAugust 3, 2018
I’m a simple woman. You take a headline from The Onion and slap it over a piece of relevant media, I laugh. And since I need to feel like I’m doing my part here on the Internet, I decided to do this exact thing with all the books on your English syllabus.  And when More  →
Shakespeare Plays Summed Up In Relatable Headlines