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What Your FAV Peanut Butter Says About You

By Nicole DiekerMay 20, 2015
Peanut butter is important. Important enough that Americans spend almost $800 million a year on peanut butter, important enough that there are six U.S. cities named Peanut, and even important enough that astronaut Alan Shepard paid homage to PB by bringing a peanut with him... More  →
What Your FAV Peanut Butter Says About You
GEEK QUIZ Presents a Legend of Korra/Avatar: The Last Airbender Quiz and... OH NO THERE'S GARY!

GEEK QUIZ Presents a Legend of Korra/Avatar: The Last Airbender Quiz and... OH NO THERE'S GARY!

By Josh PeriloMay 20, 2015
DON'T FREAK OUT. Okay, maybe you can freak out. Gary is back and he swears he's trying to stop eating your comments. But also, WE HAVE A KORRA/AVATAR GEEK QUIZ FOR YOU! Hopefully Gary won't kidnap Josh before next week. We make NO promises, though. Want... More  →

The Scorch Trials Trailer Is So Good THAT WE CAN'T EVEN HANDLE IT

By KathMay 20, 2015
GLADERS, THIS IS NOT A DRILL: the trailer for The Scorch Trials is finally here, and it is even more A-MAZE-ING than we'd hoped. (SORRY NOT SORRY FOR THAT SUPER-GREAT WORDPLAY.) In case you somehow missed the Maze Runner hype last year, NOW'S... More  →
The <EM>Scorch Trials</EM> Trailer Is So Good THAT WE CAN'T EVEN HANDLE IT
What Do Dementors and Depression Have in Common? Our Fav Celebs Speak Out About Mental Health

What Do Dementors and Depression Have in Common? Our Fav Celebs Speak Out About Mental Health

By Abbey ClarkeMay 20, 2015
Growing up, some of us are doomed to fight muttations, some of us must take on the Plastics, and some of us have to deal with mental illness. Just as no one deserves an attack by giant gorillas, no one deserves a heaping dose of anxiety or depression, though somewhere bet More  →

Open Thread for May 20!

By SparkLifeMay 20, 2015
Submit your photos to contribute@sparknotes.com with your username to get your pix on the site!... More  →
Open Thread for May 20!

Auntie SparkNotes: My Crush Is in Another Country

By kat_rosenfieldMay 19, 2015
Dear Auntie, I was really good friends with this guy (I still am) but the problem is that I didn't get the chance to stay in that country. I know that he treasures me as a friend because when I was leaving to go back... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Crush Is in Another Country

"DIBS ON OUR DORM TOASTER" & 13 Other Hilarious Things to Write on Your Graduation Cap

By Camille ManleyMay 19, 2015
In terms of THE MOST IMPORTANT DAYS OF YOUR LIFE, the day you graduate is right up there with that day when you successfully said an entire sentence to your crush without barfing EVEN ONCE onto his chiseled visage, and that other day when you took Harry Potter Ultimate Trivi More  →
"DIBS ON OUR DORM TOASTER" & 13 Other Hilarious Things to Write on Your Graduation Cap

WOULD WATCH an Indiana Jones Reboot Starring Anna Kendrick If It Was Half as Funny as Her Impersonation

By Page SchumacherMay 19, 2015
Savvy to our signals for MOAR ANNA KENDRICK, the internets have gifted us a seemingly endless Pitch Perfect 2 press junket, an epic lip sync battle with Jon Krasinski (um, by all means DO click over for Jon dressed in a silver flapper costume as... More  →
WOULD WATCH an <i>Indiana Jones</i> Reboot Starring Anna Kendrick If It Was Half as Funny as Her Impersonation

A High-School Commencement Speech by Atticus Finch

By Brandon SpecktorMay 19, 2015
((For best results read this in the loin-melting voice of Gregory Peck)) Students. Parents. Faculty. It is an honor and a mystery that you would have me, a fictional Depression-era attorney, address you today on your journey into higher education and the modern workforce. I... More  →
A High-School Commencement Speech by Atticus Finch
A Con N00b Wants to Know: Josh and Allison Emm G-Chat about the Dos and Don'ts of Comic Cons

A Con N00b Wants to Know: Josh and Allison Emm G-Chat about the Dos and Don'ts of Comic Cons

By Allison EmmMay 19, 2015
This coming weekend, our very own Allison Emm will cover the Denver Comic Con. With all of her geeky wisdom and know-how, it turns out that Allison is a Con n00b! So, she turned to Josh Perilo, resident Geek Quizzler and professional con-goer for some... More  →