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Shawn Mendes: Justin Bieber 2.0?

By Emily BrownJuly 29, 2014

If tomorrow NASA finally heeded our advice and launched JBiebz into space to see if a human with such perfect hair would in fact have an airspeed velocity faster than the speed of light, fangirls 'round the world would not have to shed a

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Shawn Mendes: Justin Bieber 2.0?

Writer Wars: Action

By reidfaylorJuly 29, 2014
Welcome, my dear Writers, to another edition of WRITER WARS. First off: oh man, you guys packed a lot of action into last week's stories. There were zombies, people gettin' shot pretty much everywhere, demons, even a teddy bear strapped with explosives. I had to take several More  →
Writer Wars: Action

Daniel Radcliffe Gets Really Horny In His New Movie Trailer

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 29, 2014
We have missed Daniel Radcliffe ever so much since he turned in his wand and Hogwarts robes and bid adieu to the Hollywood wizarding world. Thus, we were ever so excited when we heard that he had a new movie in the works of the... More  →
Daniel Radcliffe Gets Really Horny In His New Movie Trailer

Ugly Fruits and Vegetables Live Happily Ever After in France

By Janet ManleyJuly 29, 2014
In France, 300 millions tonnes* of fruit and veg are wasted every year because they grow weirdly and don't fit the UNREALISTIC BEAUTY STANDARDS of mass-marketed produce. Why can't society accept us all as we are? Lumpy or obsessed with bassoons, born with two heads or... More  →
Ugly Fruits and Vegetables Live Happily Ever After in France

Summer Trend: Hot Orange Lips

By Allison EmmJuly 29, 2014
I don’t know about you, but when I see “Back to School” ads, I feel like inciting a full-blown rebellion, and I’m not even in school anymore. That, dear Sparklers, is why we’re doing a tutorial that celebrates the hot, vivid spirit of summer. Just you TRY and tell More  →
Summer Trend: Hot Orange Lips

The Maze Runner Trailer Pokes its Sharp Tentacles Out Into the Internets

By Janet ManleyJuly 29, 2014
They're here... The stars of the BIG SCREEN ADAPTATION of best-selling series The Maze Runner, that is! And the trailer will give you all the prickles. If you haven't yet locked yourself into book one of James Dashner's thriller series (THERE IS NO GETTING OUT OF THE... More  →
<i>The Maze Runner</i> Trailer Pokes its Sharp Tentacles Out Into the Internets

UNITE THE SPARKLERVERSE BY GOING TO THE FROZEN SINGALONG AT ALL THE BARNES & NOBLES STORES ON AUGUST 1!

By SparkLifeJuly 29, 2014
Since the dawn of Sparktime, you, the Sparkler and Manklers of these united internets, have clamored for a moment to come together and fire your confetti cannons IRL. THAT TIME IS UPON US. Across the nation on Friday, August 1, Barnes & Noble stores will be celebrating... More  →
UNITE THE SPARKLERVERSE BY GOING TO THE <i>FROZEN</i> SINGALONG AT ALL THE BARNES & NOBLES STORES ON AUGUST 1!

Your Endless Summer Playlist

By ShivaniJuly 29, 2014
HOLD ONTO YOUR SUMMERS, MY CHIPMUNKS. Ignore the registration papers piling up on your table, and hold onto your seersucker hot pants. Fall will have to pry our lemon-limeades out of our cold, dead, sunscreened hands, because we are taking summer ALL THE WAY TO... More  →
Your Endless Summer Playlist

From Clark Kent to Superfly: Terrible Tricks to Make You Instantly Dreamy

By Rebecca Jane StokesJuly 29, 2014
If you're Superman, all it takes to look instantly hot is to shed your normcore suit and tie, ditch your specs, and let your pecs out to breathe. Wham! Instantly a babe (admittedly, the cape helps a bit in this department). We may not be superheroes,... More  →
From Clark Kent to Superfly: Terrible Tricks to Make You Instantly Dreamy