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Get to Know the Cast of the New Fantastic Four Movie

By Tom LisiApril 22, 2015
Holy Marvel Universe, Batman! It's another Fantastic Four movie, and Batman's not in it because he's a DC character (oh SURE we all knew that), but YOU KNOW WHO IS? Miles Teller, who is beamed here from the Teeniverse, hot off being sarcastic... More  →
Get to Know the Cast of the New <i>Fantastic Four</i> Movie
Hey, Earth! Thanks For...

Hey, Earth! Thanks For...

By Kate AllanApril 22, 2015
In honor of the baddest mom of all, MOTHER EARTH, we asked Kate Allan, our resident QUEEN OF ALL THINGS SQUEE, to illustrate our fave parts of the world. Click through to check out which awkward animal takes first place in our hearts, and which natural phenomenon has us conv More  →

We Chat With an Expert About All Things Smexy, Including Tools for N00bs, Self-Love, and Ice-Cream

By Janet ManleyApril 22, 2015
Sex Ed Week continues here at SparkLife, and we FORD ON, hopeful to take our collective knowledge of all things smexy from Sorceror's Stone Neville Longbottom levels to Deathly Hallows Neville Longbottom levels. Someone we were SUPER EXCITED to... More  →
We Chat With an Expert About All Things Smexy, Including Tools for N00bs, Self-Love, and Ice-Cream
Extra Hard Star Wars Questions and Embargoed British Chocolate in This Week's GEEK QUIZ

Extra Hard Star Wars Questions and Embargoed British Chocolate in This Week's GEEK QUIZ

By Josh PeriloApril 22, 2015
Josh is still locked in an inter-dimensional room filled with books, but has somehow found a delicious bar of chocolate! He's also put together a set of Star Wars questions that will make even the craziest fans of the force scratch their heads to celebrate... More  →

What Your Cafeteria Lunch Says About You

By Kathryn_WilliamsApril 22, 2015
Ah, the American high school cafeteria. It's an institution like no other (except maybe prison). It's a  jungle, and you are the beast stalking your prey, which comes served to you just like the gazelle to the cheetah: on a molded plastic tray by a lady in a hairnet and glo More  →
What Your Cafeteria Lunch Says About You

Pickup Lines for Earth Day

By SparkLifeApril 22, 2015
When you're in love, everything reminds you of your paramour—even clotted rivers and parched farmlands. This Earth Day, get your moves ONNNN with these handy environmental pickups...* Without you, there's a hole in the ozone layer of my heart! In your eyes I see oceans, and one... More  →
Pickup Lines for Earth Day

Lumiere Has Been Cast for the Live-Action Beauty and the Beast Movie!

By Janet ManleyApril 22, 2015
ATTENTION DINNER SERVICE: Your favorite singing candlestick in the 2017 live-action movie musical of Beauty and the Beast will be played by young Obi-Won, Ewan McGregor, whose sweet pipes previously distracted us from the autotune used on Nicole Kidman in Moulin Rouge. NOT TO BE OUTDONE,... More  →
Lumiere Has Been Cast for the Live-Action <i>Beauty and the Beast</i> Movie!

Open Thread for April 22!

By SparkLifeApril 22, 2015
Plant a tree, turn off the lights, save water, TAKE CARE OF THE PLANET! Submit your photos to contribute@sparknotes.com with your username to get your pix on the site, or send us your address and we'll send you STICKERS!!... More  →
Open Thread for April 22!

Sex Ed With Auntie Sparknotes: Staying Safe While Going Downtown

By kat_rosenfieldApril 21, 2015
Hey Auntie! What I'm wondering about is oral sex and protection. I know you can't get pregnant from swallowing semen, but there are STIs that are contractable from giving and receiving oral sex. I'm terrified that I'll get one, because I'm a singer, actor, and cook,... More  →
Sex Ed With Auntie Sparknotes: Staying Safe While Going Downtown
BEHOLD: Awkward Yearbook Pix of ALL YOUR FAVORITE FAMOUS PEOPLE

BEHOLD: Awkward Yearbook Pix of ALL YOUR FAVORITE FAMOUS PEOPLE

By Chelsea DaggerApril 21, 2015
As someone who definitely never ever looked like a troll who'd been struck by lightning, or a hybrid of a wig-wearing Leonardo Dicaprio and an Elvish king, or a giant, leering potato with tiny Slinkies for hair, I myself can't relate to the celebs throughout this slideshow w More  →