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Oy Vey: Ukraine Update

By H. Alan ScottApril 21, 2014

U.S. Vice President Joe Biden, aka America's fun-loving Uncle, is heading to Kiev, Ukraine to meet with leaders and assess the situation. You know it’s getting real when the U.S. sends the national treasure that is Joe Biden over to get the

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Oy Vey: Ukraine Update

The Hottest Crushes From Years Past

By Kathryn_WilliamsApril 21, 2014
You know how you think Theo James is the hottest slice of manpizza ever to sizzle his cheese on the silver screen? Well, before Theo James, there was a little someone who went by the initials JTT.  In the '80s and '90s, the hearts and lady eggs of the internet were reserve More  →
The Hottest Crushes From Years Past

Terrible First Drafts of the World's Most Famous Poems

By Brandon SpecktorApril 21, 2014
Poetry can be hard to read and to write, but the payoff is great. For the reader, a bounty of beauty and unique insight into the wide, untamed world around, above, and within us; for the writer, almost-certain wealth and fame, secret poet zeppelin parties,... More  →
Terrible First Drafts of the World's Most Famous Poems

A Legal Disclaimer for Dating Me

By Valerie BurnApril 21, 2014
CONFIDENTIAL AND PROPRIETARY Definitions "Disclaimant" shall mean the party disclaiming liability for all events which may occur during Dating Period; "Disclaimee" shall mean the party accepting Disclaimant's liability, also known as "Boyfriend" or "Potential Boyfriend" or "Friend with Benefits; "Dating Period" shall mean the term of the relationship between... More  →
A Legal Disclaimer for Dating Me

How to Ask Someone to Prom: Fill in the Blanks

By Kathryn_WilliamsApril 21, 2014
Still hanging loose with prom approaching? There are two ways to ask someone to prom: the casual ask—for your friend, acquaintance, someone you like but don’t like like, or someone you really like but are afraid will reject you—and the romantic ask—for your SO or... More  →
How to Ask Someone to Prom: Fill in the Blanks

Trouble Deciding Which College to Attend? Don't Freak Out!

By Andrew TavinApril 21, 2014
So you made it through the college application process. You waited through the waiting period. The letters are in. But what's this? You got accepted to multiple of the colleges you wanted to go to! Now the stress isn't going away... if anything it's growing.... More  →
Trouble Deciding Which College to Attend? Don't Freak Out!

Open Thread for April 21st

By SparkLifeApril 21, 2014
Because the doctor riding Nyan cat needed to be a thing. ~Katherine... More  →
Open Thread for April 21st

Open Thread for April 20th

By SparkLifeApril 20, 2014
I drew this in math class today. Its an executioner owl that kills people then hangs their hearts out to dry FOR FUN. ....I really don't like math.  _Underscored_Owl_ Submit your contributions to contribute@sparknotes.com!... More  →
Open Thread for April 20th

Open Thread for April 19th

By SparkLifeApril 19, 2014
This is what I did in math class. Sine and cosine graphs for everyone!! I'm so proud of the colorful, chaotic mess I managed to make out of trigonometry. Accidental_Hermit Submit your pictures to contribute@sparknotes.com!... More  →
Open Thread for April 19th