Search Menu
Menu

7 Reasons I Love Towels

By ContributorJanuary 7, 2011
This debate ain't over until amaryllismoon throws in the towel. GET IT?—Sparkitors I have never been so shocked in my life—including the time when I found out that my favorite online... More  →
7 Reasons I Love Towels

Intern's Pick of the Day

By Jennifer GrudzieckiJanuary 7, 2011
Today's pick was sent in by musician21 and I like it because: 1) His lyrics are just funny and, more importantly, 2) He makes fun of Justin... More  →
Intern's Pick of the Day

Open Thread for January 7

By Emily WinterJanuary 7, 2011
The mystery sparkler who sent in this pic said... Don't these sugar cookies look absolutely sinful and scrumptious like Taylor Lautner's abs? That was a trick question. They're better, like Taylor Lautner's abs slathered in icing and sprinkles. You're welcome to salivate. We've been inexplicably drooling since 5 a.m.... More  →
Open Thread for January 7

Best Fictional Spring Break Destinations

By Dan_BergsteinJanuary 6, 2011
Despite the cold weather and the Christmas tree still in the living room, you should already have your spring break plans set in stone by this point. All the best hotels in all the best locations will be booked solid by the time you finish... More  →
Best Fictional Spring Break Destinations

Thrifted Thursday: Maxi-mize

By ApneetJanuary 6, 2011
Long, flowy maxi dresses are back into style just in time for the dead of winter. They're a chic way to stay warm, but still look feminine and create inventive looks. Maxi skirts can work with many body types and personal styles. You can update them... More  →
Thrifted Thursday: Maxi-mize

The Birds: An Illustrated Avian Murder Mystery

By kat_rosenfieldJanuary 6, 2011
It didn't take long for 2011 to give birth to its first News of the Majorly Weird: just before midnight on New Year's Eve, for no discernible reason, several thousand red-winged blackbirds fell out of the sky near Beebe, Arkansas. The mass death... More  →
The Birds: An Illustrated Avian Murder Mystery

My Imaginary Friends

By ContributorJanuary 6, 2011
Ashley_BAM! didn't name her invisible Frisbee?! For shame! —Sparkitors IMAGINARY friends. Who could do without them? No childhood is complete without them. If you haven’t had an imaginary friend, make one up. NOW. My imaginary friends… were a little strange. The following is a... More  →
My Imaginary Friends

Confessions of an RA: Avoiding Trouble in 2011

By Lindsay PuvelJanuary 6, 2011
“Documentation,” more commonly known as getting “written up,” is the worst part about living in a college dorm. For the RA, documentation injures an otherwise solid resident-RA relationship with feelings of resentment. For the resident, documentation can lead to a nasty burn mark on one’s... More  →
Confessions of an RA: Avoiding Trouble in 2011

Yes, I’m Homeschooled

By ContributorJanuary 6, 2011
That's right, thelittleone15 is...wait. Why don't we let her tell you. –Sparkitors Yep. I'm homeschooled. No, I don’t live in a closet. No, I don’t scurry away in fear whenever I have to talk to a member of the opposite sex. And no, I’m... More  →
Yes, I’m Homeschooled

January Horoscopes (Deluxe 12-Month Edition)

By Dan_BergsteinJanuary 6, 2011
A new year, a new beginning, same old knees. Nothing bad will happen to your knees this year. Let’s get that out of the way up front. Stop worrying. Instead of writing the usual monthly horoscopes, for this month only, we are giving you a very... More  →
January Horoscopes (Deluxe 12-Month Edition)