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What Your Handwriting Says About You

By Jon_SkindzierNovember 4, 2010
How quickly daft jumping zebras vex! No, we have not gone crazy. That sentence is a pangram—a phrase that contains every letter of the alphabet—and we want you to write it down, so we can analyze your handwriting. Of course, the phrase... More  →
What Your Handwriting Says About You

Blogging Pride and Prejudice as if it Were a Teen Novel: Part 10

By Emily WinterNovember 4, 2010
Volume of the Second, Chapters 9-12 Lizzy is still on vacation at Charlotte and Mr. Collins' house. For five weeks! Five weeks isn't a vacation; it's a forever. I pretty much forgot everything that happened before Mr. Collins' house, including what his house is called. All I... More  →
Blogging Pride and Prejudice as if it Were a Teen Novel: Part 10

Open Thread for November 4

By Emily WinterNovember 4, 2010
This is Molly, or as we like to call her, "Crazy Molly." Her supervisor, Star'sLove, says she's just as likely to lick your hand as to rip it apart. This Sparkitor's fear of cats grows every single day, Sparklers. Every. Single. Day.... More  →
Open Thread for November 4

Megan's Life Lessons: How To Be Significantly More Epic Than You Currently Are

By Megan PrietzelNovember 3, 2010
We're THRILLED that hilarious Sparkler jedimastermegan (creator of the blog Megansquared) is writing a brand new series just for us—so thrilled, in fact, that our faces just exploded. It was gross, but TOTALLY WORTH IT. —Sparkitors Life can sometimes... More  →

Auntie SparkNotes: Harry Potter and the Buzzkilling Parents

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 3, 2010
How do you get your parents to say yes? Auntie's got the magic. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I live and breath Harry Potter. I've read each book almost nine times each and when I'm not constantly checking Mugglenet or listening to Wizard Rock, I'm writing fanfiction. Like... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Harry Potter and the Buzzkilling Parents

PDA: When is it OK?

By Ashley SpencerNovember 3, 2010
For years, you’ve been waiting for someone to share your life with—someone who enjoys browsing records stores, someone who stays home on Fridays to watch Kevin Smith movies, someone who smells good. Finally, after years of bad acne and plenty of dateless nights, you got your guy/girl…and it’s... More  →
PDA: When is it OK?

Top 7 Weirdest Quotes from My A.P. US History Teacher

By ContributorNovember 3, 2010
We would angry swim 100 miles just to take this class. Consider yourself lucky, princesscat_A! –Sparkitors Desk flipping, chalk hair, presidential mockings—welcome to my A.P. US history class! If my school were SparkLife, my  history teacher would be Dan. You know, that amazing sarcastic... More  →
Top 7 Weirdest Quotes from My A.P. US History Teacher

November Horoscopes

By Dan_BergsteinNovember 3, 2010
There’s a chill in the air as November’s icy fingers grab you by the face and scream, “You should have worn a heavier coat!” This is a month of mystery and intrigue as the holiday season looms. Prepare yourself by reading our accurate horoscopes as... More  →
November Horoscopes

Awesome Thing of the Week

By Chelsea DaggerNovember 3, 2010
Man, you guys are hard to please. Last week, we gave you TWO WHOLE VIDEOS, and our hilarious double whammy only averaged a 7.57; sure, it's a solid score, but it's a far cry... More  →