How quickly daft jumping zebras vex!
No, we have not gone crazy. That sentence is a pangram—a phrase that contains every letter of the alphabet—and we want you to write it down, so we can analyze your handwriting. Of course, the phrase... More →
Volume of the Second, Chapters 9-12
Lizzy is still on vacation at Charlotte and Mr. Collins' house. For five weeks! Five weeks isn't a vacation; it's a forever. I pretty much forgot everything that happened before Mr. Collins' house, including what his house is called.
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This is Molly, or as we like to call her, "Crazy Molly." Her supervisor, Star'sLove, says she's just as likely to lick your hand as to rip it apart. This Sparkitor's fear of cats grows every single day, Sparklers. Every. Single. Day.... More →
We're THRILLED that hilarious Sparkler jedimastermegan (creator of the blog Megansquared) is writing a brand new series just for us—so thrilled, in fact, that our faces just exploded. It was gross, but TOTALLY WORTH IT. —Sparkitors
Life can sometimes... More →
How do you get your parents to say yes? Auntie's got the magic. —SparkitorsDear Auntie Sparknotes,I live and breath Harry Potter. I've read each book almost nine times each and when I'm not constantly checking Mugglenet or listening to Wizard Rock, I'm writing fanfiction. Like... More →
For years, you’ve been waiting for someone to share your life with—someone who enjoys browsing records stores, someone who stays home on Fridays to watch Kevin Smith movies, someone who smells good. Finally, after years of bad acne and plenty of dateless nights, you got your guy/girl…and it’s... More →
We would angry swim 100 miles just to take this class. Consider yourself lucky, princesscat_A!–Sparkitors
Desk flipping, chalk hair, presidential mockings—welcome to my A.P. US history class! If my school were SparkLife, my history teacher would be Dan. You know, that amazing sarcastic... More →
There’s a chill in the air as November’s icy fingers grab you by the face and scream, “You should have worn a heavier coat!” This is a month of mystery and intrigue as the holiday season looms. Prepare yourself by reading our accurate horoscopes as... More →