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The Daily Trials of an English Major: A New Kind of Superhero

By ContributorDecember 16, 2010
Courtney Guth is in good company: all the Sparkitors were Peer Edit Girls/Guys in college. —Sparkitors It’s a red pen! It’s a marked-up piece of paper! No! It’s Peer Edit Girl! Have you heard the word? There’s a new superhero roaming around campus. Got a huge paper... More  →
The Daily Trials of an English Major: A New Kind of Superhero

Never Been Kissed: Michigan!

By ContributorDecember 16, 2010
You may remember thenameselodie as the writer of this ridiculously hilarious series—and now you're about to see a whole new side of her!—Sparkitors I’m Elodie. I’m seventeen and I’ve never been kissed. Also, I pee when I laugh too hard, I... More  →
Never Been Kissed: Michigan!

A Guy’s Guide to Shopping for Ladies (For Manklers Only!)

By Dan_BergsteinDecember 16, 2010
All the wonderful female Sparklers out there shouldn’t be reading this article. This one is for the Manklers only. We’re going to tell you guys everything you need to know about buying gifts for all the precious ladies in your life, from girlfriends to attractive... More  →
A Guy’s Guide to Shopping for Ladies (For Manklers Only!)

How to Make Your Pet Love You...More Than Everyone Else in the Family

By Kevin ClaymoreDecember 16, 2010
We all know how nice it is when your pets conspicuously love you more than those boring and/or infuriating people you share your home with—especially after you've had a long, hard day at Curling practice, or just accidentally lit your own hair on fire. But... More  →
How to Make Your Pet Love You...More Than Everyone Else in the Family

Megan's Life Lessons: How to Give Better Presents Than Everyone Else

By Megan PrietzelDecember 16, 2010
Christmas: a time of joy and love and happiness and love and happy joy-type things. And plastic Santa! And festive music!  And snow, which is less exciting, but still it’s okay because LIGHT-UP REINDEER!!! The holiday season fills me with everything that is good, like... More  →
Megan's Life Lessons: How to Give Better Presents Than Everyone Else

The Think Tank

By Chelsea DaggerDecember 16, 2010
YOU GUYS, SOMETHING INCREDIBLY EXCITING IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. No, we're not giving you a cash prize for solving today's riddle. No, Chelsea Dagger isn't getting that magic surgery that makes people stop sweating. And no, Draco Malfoy will not be asking any of... More  →
The Think Tank

Why My Gay-Straight Alliance Club is Awesome

By ContributorDecember 16, 2010
LadyM proves that acceptance, friendship, and fun are the perfect recipe for the best club at school!—Sparkitors I live in a small city that likes to pretend that it’s a big city. Unfortunately, the social attitudes still stem... More  →
Why My Gay-Straight Alliance Club is Awesome

Playlist of the Day

By Jennifer GrudzieckiDecember 16, 2010
Today's playlist was sent in by Arirxc. It's called "For the Avid Dancer!" 1. "Mohicans" by  Trancecore Project (Pulsedriver remix)  2. "Satisfaction" by Benni Benassi 3."Hard Trance Techno" byEternal 4."Smokahontas" by Attack! Attack! 5. "Action is the Ancedote"... More  →
Playlist of the Day

The Earwormiest Songs of 2010

By Kathryn_WilliamsDecember 16, 2010
Earworm. It's not one of those little bugs with pincers and antennae that looks like a silverfish but is much worse because it actually CRAWLS into your EAR and lays EGGS in your BRAIN. That's an earwig. Although an earworm is... More  →
The Earwormiest Songs of 2010

5 Jobs You Never Hear About On Career Day

By ContributorDecember 16, 2010
bereccaistepid is sick of hearing about boring jobs, so she came up with some career suggestions sure to spice things up!—Sparkitors Now that I'm a junior in high school, my parents, my teachers, and my mailman (well,... More  →
5 Jobs You Never Hear About On Career Day