emrab15 sent us this freaking adorable picture, along with the most polite request that it make onto the Open Threads EVER. emrab15, you are awesome, and so is your puppy, The Bloodsucking Warrior Prince of Black Holes.*
*might not actually be his name.... More →
And the winner of the final section of Round 2 is... dapenal23 and Badge #48! However, the votes were really super frickin' close, so we're sending Flyergirl13's Badge #49 to Round 3, too. Congratulations, Sparklers!
Round 3 is going to... More →
Do you ever find yourself in a situation where you have to converse with someone you don't know, but no matter what you intend to say, something stupid shoots unexpectedly out of your mouth like a springy snake launching from a can of mixed nuts?... More →
Have you ever tried to flirt with a stranger or crush, only to realize midway through your attempt that something has gone terribly, terribly wrong? Whether you mispronounced your own name or discovered that you have half a sesame-seed bagel cream-cheesed to the collar of... More →
It’s now 4 weeks, 6 days, 1 hour, and 37 minutes to liftoff prom. Tara is still in the mall food court, chowing down on cheese fries, moaning about her life, and making a list of potential prom dates.
Tara is dateless. And it’s... More →
jtjuvenile used the word "dunderhead," so obviously, we had to publish her.—SparkitorsYou should know upfront that this guide is only for those of you who own truly legit confidence pants; it's going to take some serious courage to follow... More →
Akon might think it's fine to see you “winding and grinding,” but your teachers and chaperones are not inclined to agree. To them, grinding is a reprehensible act, a punishable offense on the same level as pillaging villages, killing animals, or biting off a baby’s... More →
WillLonks ever find a book that deserves 5 out of 5 stars?—SparkitorsBook #13: The Importance of Being EarnestAuthor: Oscar Wilde
Reason for Reading: I fell in love with Wilde after The Picture of Dorian... More →
We may have to change the title of Talie's series to GIRL WARS. What do you think? —Sparkitors
I just wanted you all to know that I'm typing this post up while sitting in my Computer Apps class.
Aaand I just went up 10 points... More →