Search Menu
Menu

Unwhole: Chapter 6

By ContributorFebruary 1, 2011
DarkLite808's book leaves us wanting more—luckily, she's already finished several more chapters! —Sparkitors I woke up early. Judging by the orange light sparkling across the room, it was still a little before dawn. Katie was still sleeping and her... More  →
Unwhole: Chapter 6

Auntie SparkNotes: The Mysterious Case of the Pooped-Upon Party

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 1, 2011
Hi Auntie, It’s a couple of weeks until my 16th birthday and I want to do something special (doesn’t everyone?). I’ve always wanted to do a murder mystery party set in a certain era (say, the 20’s? i.e. gangsters, flappers, gamblers, etc.) but seeing as I’ve... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Mysterious Case of the Pooped-Upon Party

Flyergirl13 Tells You How—To Influence the Weather

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 1, 2011
We didn't realize that flyergirl was a member of the X-Men, but looking back, it totally makes sense.—Sparkitors During winter, there is a force at work that controls everything. No, I'm not talking about The Force, though I agree that... More  →
Flyergirl13 Tells You How—To Influence the Weather

How to Break an Awkward Silence

By Lauren PassellFebruary 1, 2011
It doesn't matter how cool you are, you will, in your lifetime, experience an awkward silence. Awkward silences are bad for a number of reasons. They provide the other person the opportunity to ask you to do a favor for them, start talking about something... More  →
How to Break an Awkward Silence

How To Interpret Texts From Guys

By ContributorFebruary 1, 2011
jtjuvenile is either about to ease your pain or make your crush a LOT more complicated.—Sparkitors At one point or another, we’ve all been diagnosed with the Obsessive Compulsive *Insert His Name* Disorder. Side effects include unbreakable fixation... More  →
How To Interpret Texts From Guys

20 Things I Learned In New York

By ContributorFebruary 1, 2011
soulfulginger93 learned some important lessons during her brief vacation—this ed's been here 8 months, and she still can't find the NYC Target.—Sparkitors I recently went to New York with my parents, and I picked up a few pointers about... More  →
20 Things I Learned In New York

Ask Jono: Valentine's Day Gifts!

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 1, 2011
Hi Jono, Valentines is coming up this is my first having a boyfriend. So my question is, what do I do? Are girls supposed to get something for the guy? If yes, then what? Dear Jono, Valentine's Day is coming up, and I was wondering if you had any... More  →
Ask Jono: Valentine's Day Gifts!

The Pros and Cons of Country Living

By ContributorFebruary 1, 2011
_LadyM_ has chickens in her backyard, parties in her barn, and a tractor in her driveway. Color us JEALOUS.—Sparkitors Guys, I'm a hick. I live in The Middle of Nowhere, Ontario, which is the kind of place where we ride our horses... More  →
The Pros and Cons of Country Living

Valentines to Celebs

By Dan_BergsteinFebruary 1, 2011
Happy Love Day! If you look up “sassy” in the dictionary, you’ll find your picture. We drew it. Sorry for ruining your dictionary. You should get better locks on your chimney. Also, you’re out of Wheat Thins. More  →
Valentines for Celebrities, by Dan Bergstein

The Woes of a Facebook Account

By ContributorFebruary 1, 2011

Mark Zuckerburg might not like you, BingoTheAwesome, but we think you're a GENIUS.—Sparkitors

Facebook: the website so popular, they made a movie about it,... More  →

The Woes of a Facebook Account