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How to Get Your Friend Back After Making an Unwanted Advance

By Ashley SpencerApril 8, 2011
It was like a terrible episode of Dawson’s Creek. You looked into your best friend’s eyes and realized you were digging her. And so one day, when she came over for her usual afternoon hang sesh, you tried touching her knee as you watched TV.... More  →
How to Get Your Friend Back After Making an Unwanted Advance

Win Money! Apply Now!

By Jennifer GrudzieckiApril 8, 2011
Do you want $5oo??? Yes. You do. You just need the chance to get it. Right? This is it, Sparklers. Your Chance. The deadline for applicants of the Third Annual SparkNotes Yearbook Awards (AKA The Most... More  →
Win Money! Apply Now!

Come Claim Your Free T-Shirt!

By Jennifer GrudzieckiApril 8, 2011
Dum dum dum dum dum! (That was dramatic, by the way.) We HAS WINNERZ!!! That's right, Sparklers, we've added up your votes for the best confidence pants stories, and here they are: For the category of Happiest Endings, our winner is Hittin' on Gingers. For the category of... More  →
Come Claim Your Free T-Shirt!

Ask Jono: Tall Girls And Short Boys

By Jon_SkindzierApril 8, 2011
Dear Jono, You.Are.Hilarious! I love your posts! About my question...I've been wondering about this for a while and I'm still confused... My problem is I'm really weird around guys. Look I'm really tall (5'11) and 90% of the guys are shorter than me, so when a guy shorter... More  →
Ask Jono: Tall Girls And Short Boys

SHA-ZAM! It's Your New Astrological Sign!

By Chelsea DaggerApril 8, 2011
Do you guys remember back in January, when astronomers from the Minnesota Planetarium Society claimed that the moon's gravitational pull had changed, consequently shifting the stars' alignment and forever altering your zodiac sign? Did you stop reading that sentence after th More  →
SHA-ZAM! It's Your New Astrological Sign!

You Know You're from a Small Town When...

By ContributorApril 8, 2011
Emily_Jeanette, we're not sure that even counts as a town. Maybe a village? A village-ette? —Sparkitors I live in a town that is about the size of Lord Voldemort’s heart and as fast-paced as a race between two obese snails, so I decided to... More  →
You Know You're from a Small Town When...

My French Adventure: Back To Class

By ContributorApril 8, 2011
LadyM gets down to work in her classes—and finds out that she's a Chemistry master, but only in foreign countries.—Sparkitors I've been in school for some weeks now, and despite the rigorous schedule, I'm enjoying it. This could be because I... More  →
My French Adventure: Back To Class

Intern's Pick of the Day for April 8

By Jennifer GrudzieckiApril 8, 2011
Look! More cute babies! They're so... adorable! Send your cute baby videos to contribute@sparknotes.com!... More  →
Intern's Pick of the Day for April 8

How To Master Ninja-ness: An Illustrated Guide

By Megan PrietzelApril 8, 2011
Ninjas are like the spiders that live in your house. They are all around you, but you rarely see them. Also, sometimes you find one in the middle of your shower and spray it with hot water until it drowns and dies. And then you... More  →
How To Master Ninja-ness: An Illustrated Guide

Blogging Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone: Part 1

By Dan_BergsteinApril 8, 2011
Chapter One: The Boy Who Lived Better Title: The Boy Who Murdered This book sucks! Was this written by an army of monkeys? And why is everything stupid and dumb? Kidding. Even the first few pages of this book are better written than anything in the Twilight series.... More  →
Blogging Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone: Part 1