The second installment in flyergirl's new series is even funnier than the first—plus, we now know the most effective way to kill our piggy banks. JACKPOT.—Sparkitors
Holiday shopping is a stressful time of year, especially given the rough economy, which forced record numbers... More →
Well, last week's Video War made one thing pretty clear: Taylor Swift has more nicknames than anyone else in the universe. Are we jealous? Of course. We love nicknames. We eat nicknames like candy. But we really can't compete with Swifty, aka Tay-Swizzle,... More →
J. Phoenix just made our faces fall off. From laughing. Totally makes sense. Yep. —Sparkitors
1. It was confiscated for national security reasons, I can't say any more.
2. My imaginary friend borrowed it and never gave it back.
3. I transferred to a religion that... More →
Hey Sparklers, do you know what today is?
Yes, it's Pearl Harbor Day. That's not what we're talking about.
Okay, you're right, it's also the day that Deleware became the first US state to ratify the Constitution.(Why do... More →
Courtney Guthis going to reveal the secrets of English majors. SPOILER ALERT: she mentions literary devices! —Sparkitors
In the words of my ever-so-hilarious sassy friend: “Look at your life! Look at your choices! What? What? What are you doing?” Upon entering college, I... More →
Every holiday has its classic candy. Halloween has candy corn; Easter has chocolate eggs; Valentine's Day has conversation hearts; Labor Day has Twizzlers. And, of course, Christmas has candy canes. Those minty sweet crooks of twisty red and white sugar are like Christmas wrapped in... More →
The chapter opens with Hester-Biscuit waiting for her young daughter Pearl to become a wild beast.
No, seriously. She thinks that because Pearl is the result of her sin (adultery), the little girl will develop some sort of horrendous personality. So basically, Pearl is doomed... More →