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Auntie SparkNotes: Ladies Can Do Stuff Now

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 17, 2011
Dear Auntie, I have this friend who is, well, a tad bit sexist. He'll constantly call girls sluts or whores for tiny things like wearing short shorts or for being messy eaters (WTF?). He'll talk about how girls are skanks nowadays because they hook up with... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Ladies Can Do Stuff Now

Dan's High School Fashion

By Dan_BergsteinAugust 17, 2011
In high school, I was very fashion forward. I learned early in life never to fear fashion, but to embrace it as a symbol of my character. Here is but a glimpse of my younger high school/college days and the clothes that I rocked. In this first photo, notice how the short-sle More  →
Dan's High School Style

From the Department of Werewolf Awareness to Mr. Bergstein: Where Our Tail Goes When We Transform

By ContributorAugust 17, 2011
jolieg15, just LOL. —Sparkitors Dear Mr. Bergstein, As longtime readers of your columns, we must say that we are so thrilled with the attention you are giving our kind. You see, we are werewolves, and it has come to our attention that many of... More  →
From the Department of Werewolf Awareness to Mr. Bergstein: Where Our Tail Goes When We Transform

Political Songs to Whip You into a Rebellious, Socially-Conscious Frenzy (Somebody Will Wind Up Offended)

By ContributorAugust 17, 2011
{Insert_Witty_Username_Here} is ready to rock 'n roll, political-style.—Sparkitors Guess what! It’s summer, which means I have waaay too much time on my hands! And the best thing to listen to during the summer is, and always will be, angry/inspiring rebellious music that may or... More  →
Political Songs to Whip You into a Rebellious, Socially-Conscious Frenzy (Somebody Will Wind Up Offended)

Blogging Torchwood : Episode 1

By Lucy HutchinsonAugust 17, 2011
Lucy, our Aussie Splogger, is blogging Torchwood in her adorable accent! —Sparkitors That's right, Sparklers, we are GOING THERE. We are Blogging Torchwood, because here at SparkLife we're just not happy unless we're quietly mocking everything whilst weeping bitter tears into our folder of failed screenplays. Seriously... More  →
Blogging Torchwood : Episode 1

8 Words that Belong in the Dictionary

By ContributorAugust 17, 2011
alexsarcastic221 has a bone to pick with the dudes at Merriam-Webster.—Sparkitors As an aspiring author as well as a bookworm who spends an unhealthy amount of time thinking about the English language, I feel that there are a few words... More  →
8 Words that Belong in the Dictionary

Dan's Advice for Aspiring Writers

By Dan_BergsteinAugust 17, 2011
The question I get asked the most is: How do you become a writer? I usually give a sarcastic response such as, “Wear more purple.” But as part of Dan Bergstein week here at SparkNotes, the real answer will finally be revealed. How do you... More  →
Dan's Advice for Aspiring Writers

Creative Ways to Save Money

By Jon_SkindzierAugust 17, 2011
For a lot of us, money is tight these days. People everywhere are implementing stricter budgets, frantically grabbing handfuls of pennies from wishing wells, and going to the park to reverse-feed the ducks, which is the act of stealing the breadcrumbs that a... More  →
Creative Ways to Save Money

The Metal Band You Can't Miss: Disciple

By ContributorAugust 17, 2011
Metalhead865 wrote this post after seeing Disciple's phenomenal live performance at Camp Electric—you can check out his camp journal here!—Sparkitors Before I start, I'd like to thank Kevin Young of Disciple for giving my true love, Animated_Apathy, a video shout-out... More  →
The Metal Band You Can't Miss: Disciple

Dan Bergstein is a Ravenclaw

By ContributorAugust 17, 2011
jolieg15 just got all Sorting Hat up in this joint!—Sparkitors “I’m telling you, if I were in the Harry Potter series, I would be a Gryffindor, and you would be Ginny,” said a great but totally misguided friend of mine. “That’s false—I am the re-incarnation... More  →
Dan Bergstein is a Ravenclaw