We can't tell if we want to kiss 11ksande's turtle on the nostrils, or put him in jail for murder.
This is my attack turtle, Speedy. He is vicious and can bite through wood and sneaker-plastic. Do not be fooled by his cuteness and/or... More →
Kissing someone you like is awesome. But it’s even more awesome when you can tell that the person you’re kissing is actually enjoying it, and is not disgusted by your tongue (which you brushed vigorously before your date). So how do you get someone to... More →
Redumbdancy, you just saved us the pain of having to slog through Crime and Punishment. We owe ya one!— Sparkitors
All you want to do this summer is sleep until 3 pm every day, challenge yourself to ice cream eating contests, and... More →
Sup with all these awesome breaks, CiCixxx?! —Sparkitors
I'm Indian-by-ethnicity, American-by-passport, and a junior living in India attending an international school.
6 a.m. Wake up early to finish a paper that I fell asleep doing last night. Shower, pack my bag, and grab a glass... More →
Hey there, Sparklers! Happy Friday! It's your SparkIntern here to bring you my first-ever FRIWARDS while Emily's on vacation. I’m so excited!!
Did you know that I scour through all your comments every week? You Sparklers are so... More →
The Scales of Love are a lot like the Scales of Justice, only completely different, and much more gooey.— Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes,
My boyfriend and I have been dating for almost six months now and everything is going great. The only problem is me. I... More →
I live in the hot, humid, and culturally rich wasteland that is Jackson, Mississippi. When I meet people from other states, they’re usually appalled that we say things like “y’all” and “what can I do you for?” And they always have misconceptions about Mississippi.... More →
A mystery Sparkler sent this pic of the cutest No Smoking sign ever. We didn't even know that was a cuteness category til we opened her e-mail. *hangs head in shame*
This ed would ask for your nickname, mystery S, but she's on a plane... More →
mj_adams, we have one thing to say: You. Are. A. Genius.— Sparkitors
There are a lot of things you’re looking forward to this summer, namely relaxing by the pool with your laptop, lounging on the beach with your Blackberry,... More →