I don't know about you guys, but I've got midterms coming up. This video basically expresses how I feel about studying with flashcards. But I just have one question: why waste perfectly good ham on flashcards?
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A lot of people have asked me for tips on how they can become a comedic genius. Usually, I just respond with "Bite me," but today, I am going to answer for real. So, how can you get funny?
I have no freaking idea.
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Do you guys have any guesses as to who that fine-lookin' dweeb on the right is? WHY, IT'S CHELSEA DAGGER, OF COURSE! And man oh MAN was she ever a looker back then. The other two adorable broccoli-heads in this photo are Chelsea's twin sister... More →
We missed this Sparkler's birthday! :'(!
Hi! It's my birthday on March 1st and my friends and I had a tea party over the weekend so I was hoping you could post this picture on my birthday? :) Thank you very much! P.S. We all wore... More →
With prom around the corner, many of you are probably thinking about the dress you'll wear for this all-important night of mixing, mingling, and moneymaker-shaking to the dulcet instrumentals of such classic dance anthems as Ke$ha's "Want U Bad." And with the economy in the... More →
Welcome back to MAKEUPS SCHOOL, where the makeups are meticulous or the lights are turned low. This is a follow-up post to the medium-awesome prom makeups slideshow from earlier this week.
Q: Should nail polish match the dress, or is that too... More →
Picking which college you’ll attend is a daunting task. That's why we're here with tips that may guide you on the right path. Most of the Sparkitors and even some of the Sploggers went to college; you can you tell by the Animal House shirts... More →
In Darklite808's last chapter, Delilah was cursed and thought she was dying. We're dying to know what happens next! —Sparkitors
Kevin raced down the hallways, his heart pounding in his chest. Where should he go?
Delilah’s words still rang in his ears: “Don’t stop... More →