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Confused Substitute Teacher Summarizes Classic Literature

By Jon_SkindzierMarch 31, 2010
Stop us if you've heard this one: You get to English class one morning to find a tired-looking stranger fumbling around behind the teacher's desk. His tie is somehow on backwards, and he clearly has a headache from trying to learn as much English Literature... More  →
Confused Substitute Teacher Summarizes Classic Literature

A Day in the Life of a Private Islamic School Girl

By ContributorMarch 31, 2010
Sparkler soul_less gets an hour and fifteen minutes for lunch?!? WHAT?!??!?! —SparkNotes editors When I read the previous Day in the Life posts, I was shocked to see so many different people with different religions and cultures coming from all over the world to... More  →
A Day in the Life of a Private Islamic School Girl

A Homebound Spring Breaker's Guide: Where to Go

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 31, 2010
Are you bothered? Bummed out? Bewildered at the prospect of spending a lonely spring break in the rainy environs of your hometown? We feel your pain, and we're here for you—with a special spring break guide just for the homebound Sparkler! We've already offered up... More  →
A Homebound Spring Breaker's Guide: Where to Go

Auntie SparkNotes: CHATTING RIGHT NOW OMG.

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 31, 2010
If you like instant gratification, and you don't want to wait weeks to get advice from the all-knowing Auntie SparkNotes, today's your lucky day! From 11:00am to 6:00pm EST, I'll be LIVE on Facebook giving advice about all things prom-related. Got a question about date drama,... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: CHATTING RIGHT NOW OMG.

We Predict the Final 7 Episodes of Lost

By Dan_BergsteinMarch 31, 2010
Last year, we covered LOST just about every week. But the time travel plot melted our brain, and our concern for Rose and Bernard made us lose sleep. So for the final season, we're simply watching the show without taking dutiful... More  →
We Predict the Final 7 Episodes of Lost

Open Thread for March 31

By Emily WinterMarch 31, 2010
We always knew we loved tea (lapsang souchong ftw), but we didn't know tea loved us! This pic is from potterlover19. If you'd like to submit your pics for an open thread or Cute Thing, email them to contribute@sparknotes.com. Give us a... More  →
Open Thread for March 31

Surviving an All-Girls Private School: UK Edition

By ContributorMarch 30, 2010
If you're headed for "the joint" (aka: all-girl's school in the UK), do yourself a favor and befriend BroccoliBiatch and RagingLunatic upon arrival (or at least follow their guide, if you know what's good for you). —SparkNotes editors So you’ve... More  →
Surviving an All-Girls Private School: UK Edition

Four Methods of Getting Revenge After a Breakup

By ContributorMarch 30, 2010
We didn't realize we scheduled two of jtjuvenile's posts for the same day. Ah well, Happy JTJ Day, everyone! —SparkNotes editors You have the most perfect relationship in your history of lousy, imperfect relationships. Everything has been going amazingly until one evil day, when... More  →
Four Methods of Getting Revenge After a Breakup

Cast of Characters: Theater Teachers

By Katie_RolnickMarch 30, 2010
The awesome factor of any class comes down to the teacher, and this is especially true of electives. If your teacher is cool, the class will be cool, whether you're taking jazz ensemble or video production. But there's one elective with the weirdest, island-of-misfit-toys-iest group... More  →
Cast of Characters: Theater Teachers

What's it Like to Live in...Singapore

By ContributorMarch 30, 2010
Shopaholics, but no gum chewing?!?! Sounds like paradise: the mall without trashy, squealing, overgrown cheerleaders. We're jealous,  jtjuvenile. —SparkNotes editors The little red dot. The “fine” city. Singapore is a diamond-shaped island in Southeast Asia that boasts an astonishingly claustrophobic area of 710.2 sq... More  →
What's it Like to Live in...Singapore