We love ourselves a good literary pet name, and this one is ACES: meet Elena28's hilarious African grey congo parrot, Hawthorne. As she explains: He's named for Nathaniel Hawthorne, author of The Scarlet Letter. Why? Because he has a scarlet tail, of... More →
If you see a group of young women huddled around, chances are they're taking a photo of their shoes all pointed inward to make a sort of star pattern, like this. You’ve seen these photos. They have become as common as guys More →
Need to catch up on previous posts in Coffinmaker's hilarious recap of Wuthering Heights? Click here!— SparkitorsChapter V
Last week, I was hugging my copy of Wuthering Heights out of sheer gladness... More →
It really sucks to be sick in the summer. While everyone else is swimming and drinking giant sweating glasses of lemonade, you’re stuck inside attached to a heated blanket despite the fact that it’s 90 degree out, and you’re begging your mom to buy you... More →
Med school? We can hardly even put on a Band-Aid without fainting. —SparkitorsDear Auntie,
My junior year has now come to a close, meaning that my senior year is just around the corner. Senior year means college and figuring what to do with your life. My... More →
Thank you for the e-cookies, synchrogirl117. They were DE-licious.— Sparkitors Hello there, fellow Sparklers. As you may remember, in the very first QUIZINATOR, one of the questions asked, "Which of the following has NOT been published as a part of the... More →
Eclipse! Woooo! Bella! Edward! Jacob! Charlie! Um...other people who are less important! And now that I've seen it, I'm left with a few nagging questions. Sparklers, hear my cry! Help me understand! Show me the Cullen way!
Question #1: Is Jacob supposed to be a close-talker?... More →
Summer starts to feel a lot less summery as soon as you find out your all friends are jetting off to Ibiza while you're stuck in your one-horse town. But wait! Regardless of how few horses your town has, you can cobble together your own... More →
There's nothing we like better than mean, gossipy girls. Admit it: they're just the BEST. They're so...mean! And gossipy! Are you with us? Of course you're not. BECAUSE WE'RE BEING FACETIOUS, SPARKLERS. And we are only facetious when we are in an EXCELLENT mood, which... More →
This post is only for the guys. So if you’re not a guy, please stop reading, or else you’ll find out about our "cool dude" kissing tricks.
Men, this is how you kiss a woman.
1. The signals
A girl will let you know if she wants to... More →