There is this genius in my grade with a 4.0 average, an amazing voice, and a plethora of friends. I happen to be in her "clique" and one of the first things I've noticed about her is that she has a lack of consideration... More →
Awesomesauce, with a capital "A"?! McKenzie_Me, You might wanna check with our intern jgrudzy on that one—that is, if we ever let her take a break from her work. —Sparkitors
I’ve been reading through a lot of SparkLife articles and have been surprised that... More →
mara1d is a genius for coming up with "troll boogers." —Sparkitors
It all started on Thanksgiving when I was 7 years old. My great Aunt Luanne had brought a huge bowl of Brussels sprouts, which I had never tried before. When she heard... More →
Chapter Twenty-Nine: DefectionBetter Title: And the Dish Ran Away with the Loon. (Jasper's the dish.)
The first sentence of this chapter should have been the final sentence of the entire series:
"We sat there all night long, statues of horror and grief, and Alice never came back."
Now... More →
Sometimes in my spare time I like to invent useful items for everyday life. If you have ever wanted to be a super incredible inventor like me, then today is your lucky day: I’m about to divulge the secret to my success. Not that I’m... More →
BonnieBellez is the new queen of alliteration; the first two sentences of this post are better than the entirety of our senior thesis.—Sparkitors
Ahhhhh, Stress: we meet again. You may remember the last time we parted; it was not a pretty picture. When... More →
Step One: If you don't know who Christoper Lloyd is, or you don't understand why he bears any relevance to this post, then hang your sorry, sorry head in shame.
Step Two: Watch THIS.
Step 3: Raise your hand if you've attempted to construct a... More →
neomaxizoomdwbi sheds some light on your favorite SparkLife frenemies .—Sparkitors
Now, when I say "people," I'm not talking about the Sparklers, the Manklers, or the Sparkitors. Nope, I’m talking about Gary, Clyde, Otie,... More →