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Blogging New Moon: Part 21

By Dan_BergsteinSeptember 16, 2009
Chapter Twenty-One: Verdict Better Title: All That for Nothing?! The story, which has been dragging for the past few chapters, is becoming interesting again thanks to the mysterious Volturi vampires. While the actual "verdict" in this chapter is laughable, and makes the previous few chapters pointless, I'm... More  →
Blogging New Moon: Part 21

More Greatest Lyrics FAILs

By Jonathan_FlaxSeptember 16, 2009
It's a fact: Take lyrics out of their musical context, and you're often left with the ramblings of a braindead "artist" who happens to own a rhyming dictionary. Simply put, without the guitars, bass, and drums, it ain't always poetry. We've covered this harsh... More  →
More Greatest Lyrics FAILs

20 Signs This Class Is Going to Suck

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 16, 2009
Ah, the first few weeks week of school. The pencils are sharp, the gym socks are clean, and your new backpack has absolutely no hint whatsoever of that terrible smell that started emanating from the bottom of your last backpack after you accidentally left a... More  →
20 Signs This Class Is Going to Suck

Awesome Thing of the Week

By Emily WinterSeptember 16, 2009
This week's Awesome Thing is so awesome that it didn't even come from a blog. In fact, we'll be surprised if any Sparklers have seen it yet, cuz we learned about it via Facebook newsfeed from an artist friend who participated in the project. Have you ever... More  →
Awesome Thing of the Week

Fashion for Fall

By ContributorSeptember 16, 2009
Sparkler illusiondestiny has a post specifically for the ladies of SparkLife (unless you're a dude who loves to slip into a dainty floral skirt every once in a while. Hey, we don't judge.) Enjoy her fashion advice! —SparkNotes Editors People who know me... More  →
Fashion for Fall

How to Waste Time in Study Hall

By Katie_RolnickSeptember 15, 2009
In theory, Study Hall seems like a great idea. You get a full period of class time to do the homework you would normally do after school—meaning you have that much more free time at home to play video games, practice your flugelhorn, or... More  →
How to Waste Time in Study Hall

Leg Warmers, Invisibility Cloaks, and Claws

By Rupinder_GillSeptember 15, 2009
Harvard recently introduced plans for its own line of upscale menswear. The new "Harvard Yard" line will be preppy college chic—think tweed and elbow patches. Here are some other famous schools we think worthy of fashion collections: 1.    Hogwarts Hogwear (pretty nifty name, if we do... More  →
Leg Warmers, Invisibility Cloaks, and Claws

Back to School Organization Plan

By ContributorSeptember 15, 2009
We applaud Sparkler Adri Prince for daring to go to the depths of your messy room. Now, does anyone know what that awful smell is?? —SparkNotes Editors So you spent pretty much all summer lying around with the windows wide open, watching reruns of... More  →
Back to School Organization Plan

Give Us the Sex Bracelets, Brittany!

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 15, 2009
Look out, Sparklers; the Anti-Fun Brigade is back in force for the new school year, and this time, they’re coming after your accessories! The New York Times reports that a Colorado middle school has banned kids from wearing colorful jelly bracelets... More  →
Give Us the Sex Bracelets, Brittany!

50 Wonderful Things

By Dan_BergsteinSeptember 14, 2009
The headache is gone. The bad mood has lifted. Now it's on to brighter and happier times. To celebrate our better outlook on life, we took advice from the comments section and created a list of 50 things we're... More  →
50 Wonderful Things