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Only You Can Prevent Homophone Abuse

By kat_rosenfieldApril 8, 2011
Beware the difference between COMPLEMENTARY, meaning "accompanying or well-matched," and COMPLIMENTARY—which means "giving praise" (or "free of charge"). More  →
Only You Can Prevent Homophone Abuse

SparkStyle: Miss Match

By kat_rosenfieldApril 8, 2011
You guys. You GUYS. We've done some crazy stuff here at SparkStyle before (hi, I'm Kat, and last week I wore my bikini on the internet), but this may be the maddest madness yet. Don't believe me? Well, feast your eyes on today's... More  →
SparkStyle: Miss Match

Can Robots Lead to Love?

By ContributorApril 8, 2011
Robots. That’s right, people, the following involves robots. But not yet. Even though I’m really excited about the robots. We must be patient. Okay. First of all, I think it’s finally safe to say that Spider Man and I are friends. Well, I’m pretty sure. Semi-positive. Actually,... More  →
Can Robots Lead to Love?

Faye's Quest for a Prom Date: Plan C

By ContributorApril 8, 2011
As you read this, Faye is trying on prom dresses. The catch? YOU get to vote on which one she wears to prom! —Sparkitors Go ahead. It’s all right, you can say it. No really, it’s okay. You know, it’s the proverbial, “I told you... More  →
Faye's Quest for a Prom Date: Plan C

Auntie SparkNotes: Short and Sweet

By kat_rosenfieldApril 8, 2011
It's the fluffiest of Fridays, Sparklers—and so today, I'm answering two of the most unserious questions I could find in my backlog. The drama, desperation, and bitter broken hearts will be back next week in full force; in the meantime, though, feast your eyes on... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Short and Sweet

How to Get Your Friend Back After Making an Unwanted Advance

By Ashley SpencerApril 8, 2011
It was like a terrible episode of Dawson’s Creek. You looked into your best friend’s eyes and realized you were digging her. And so one day, when she came over for her usual afternoon hang sesh, you tried touching her knee as you watched TV.... More  →
How to Get Your Friend Back After Making an Unwanted Advance

Win Money! Apply Now!

By Jennifer GrudzieckiApril 8, 2011
Do you want $5oo??? Yes. You do. You just need the chance to get it. Right? This is it, Sparklers. Your Chance. The deadline for applicants of the Third Annual SparkNotes Yearbook Awards (AKA The Most... More  →
Win Money! Apply Now!

Come Claim Your Free T-Shirt!

By Jennifer GrudzieckiApril 8, 2011
Dum dum dum dum dum! (That was dramatic, by the way.) We HAS WINNERZ!!! That's right, Sparklers, we've added up your votes for the best confidence pants stories, and here they are: For the category of Happiest Endings, our winner is Hittin' on Gingers. For the category of... More  →
Come Claim Your Free T-Shirt!

Ask Jono: Tall Girls And Short Boys

By Jon_SkindzierApril 8, 2011
Dear Jono, You.Are.Hilarious! I love your posts! About my question...I've been wondering about this for a while and I'm still confused... My problem is I'm really weird around guys. Look I'm really tall (5'11) and 90% of the guys are shorter than me, so when a guy shorter... More  →
Ask Jono: Tall Girls And Short Boys

SHA-ZAM! It's Your New Astrological Sign!

By Chelsea DaggerApril 8, 2011
Do you guys remember back in January, when astronomers from the Minnesota Planetarium Society claimed that the moon's gravitational pull had changed, consequently shifting the stars' alignment and forever altering your zodiac sign? Did you stop reading that sentence after th More  →
SHA-ZAM! It's Your New Astrological Sign!