Scared you'll poke your eye out with that liner pencil? Kathryn is here to show you how to line your eyes without killing yourself! —Sparkitors
Loading the player ...
... More →
Like the witches in Macbeth, we three Sparkitors put our lumpy, greasy heads together... and came up with this list of our all-time favorite Dan Bergstein posts! If you haven't read them all, we predict something very bad will happen to you.
In no particular order... More →
Why was Justin Bieber: Never Say Never selected for this month’s SparkNotes Movie Club? Because Netflix was all out of The Godfather and Gone with the Wind. Some may laugh at the idea of examining a documentary/concert film about the pop sensation known... More →
I went back to Staten Island this week, and a handful of thrift stores and hours of shopping later, I realized I may have found my favorite vintage store in the most underappreciated borough of New York City.
I picked up a few... More →
Dear Auntie, Please ignore the Bad Person Sirens ringing in my ears. Well, I was struggling in one class this pass school year. I found out my teacher had a son had from a different school and saw him in her office at the end... More →
Let me paint you a little picture: it’s a late summer’s night, and I’m a hot mess. In fact, I’m teetering somewhere between "okay, it's cool, I can finish this essay on time" and "SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, THIS ESSAY IS GNAWING AWAY AT MY... More →
lia.lovegood has put together a priceless collection of some of the most hilarious words ever written on SparkLife. You better put on your laughing pants.—Sparkitors
I'm just an average teenager who is (GASP!) completely obsessed with the Harry Potter phenomenon and reading in general.... More →
alexsarcastic221, we second all of these emotions. —Sparkitors
Dan, oh Dan, how shall I describe thee?
With your luscious brown beard come sit here beside me.
Tell me of werewolves and jetpacks and swords
Of wizards named Harry and dark, evil lords
While Edward and Jacob and Bella... More →
AngelaV, date an indie snob next! We need another guide. –Sparkitors
Last semester I had one of the more unexpected experiences of my life. Surprising all of my friends, I started dating one of my best guy friends, who is an insane metalhead. Having... More →