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A Discourse on Peanut Butter

By ContributorJune 10, 2011

When it comes to peanut butter, fabalafae ain't messin' around.—Sparkitors

My dear fellow Sparklers, I have a confession to make: I used to dislike peanut butter. Yes, yes, I know. No, please don’t e-mail the editors and tell them to suspend... More  →
A Discourse on Peanut Butter

You Know You're an Arab When....

By ContributorJune 10, 2011
DarkLite808 dedicates this post to muslimah8160. We love this post, but don't get #1. Is that really a thing? —Sparkitors You know you're an Arab when... 1. You never say "turn on the light." Instead, you say "OPEN the light." 2. A whole city can be... More  →
You Know You're an Arab When....

Things We Wish You Could Smuggle Into Graduation

By Rachel KorowitzJune 10, 2011
It’s graduation day! Woooooo! Celllll-uh-brate good times, shuhMOHN!!!! Thing is, before you get to the pics and the parties and the SUMMER, you have to schmance up and stuffily sit there in your new-yet-crappy robe. Wouldn’t it be amazing if you could put that gown to... More  →
Things We Wish You Could Smuggle Into Graduation

In Defense of Bromance

By ContributorJune 10, 2011
TanTanTheLadieMan explains the manly alternative to BFFs.—Sparkitors Dudes, I've got news: though you may not realize it, you almost definitely are involved in a bromance (for a reference point, check out... More  →
In Defense of Bromance

Is Your Life BORINNGG? Flyergirl13 Can Help.

By ContributorJune 10, 2011
flyergirl13 pioneers the idea that when life hands you lemons, you should just make up new words like a crazy person. —Sparkitors Now that school is out, you're probably laying face down on the floor... More  →
Is Your Life BORINNGG? Flyergirl13 Can Help.

Blogging Shakespeare Camp: Capture the Flag and Catholic Prom

By ContributorJune 10, 2011
strangeNilikeit kicks off what's sure to be an awesome, Shakespearean-insult-filled summer with this new series! –Sparkitors Hi. StrangeNilikeit/Gwen here. Welcome to one crazy girl’s account of spending seven weeks rehearsing/performing Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet. If you’re offended by teenagers doing classical theater,... More  →
Blogging Shakespeare Camp: Capture the Flag and Catholic Prom

You Know You're From Arizona When...

By ContributorJune 10, 2011
SomedayI'llBePartOfYourWorld has got culinary pride, the ability to withstand insane heat, and (this is just wishful thinking) a bolo tie for every day of the year. —Sparkitors In ecm8's recent article on life in Houston, she claimed that her city’s... More  →
You Know You're From Arizona When...

Open Thread for June 10

By SparkLifeJune 10, 2011
A Mystery Sparkler took a picture of this at her school, proving that high schoolers are wittier than most primetime TV.... More  →
Open Thread for June 10

Auntie SparkNotes: The Art of Discreet Dating

By kat_rosenfieldJune 9, 2011
Dear Auntie Sparknotes, Hi! I'm a gay high school student, and I'm having some troubles with a guy. I know for a fact that he's gay, but he's not out yet. I really like him, and I would like to ask him out to the Rocky... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Art of Discreet Dating

The Most Upsetting Hats on the Internet

By Kathryn_WilliamsJune 9, 2011
First of all, Stock Photo Face-Off needs to set one thing straight: The proper spelling is mannequin, as in the 1987 cult classic where Blane from Pretty in Pink, who dresses mannequins at a department store, falls in love with a mannequin that... More  →
The Most Upsetting Hats on the Internet