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7 Reasons to See Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

By ContributorJune 3, 2011
minuet_in_g dares to disagree with Dan the Great—but will she sway the Sparkler masses?—Sparkitors I was a little skeptical about seeing the latest film in the Pirates series,... More  →
7 Reasons to See Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Faye Goes to Prom!

By ContributorJune 3, 2011
Faye's been blogging her quest for a prom date since January. You picked out her (gorgeous) dress. Now find out how her big day went! —Sparkitors 15 weeks spent looking for a Prom date. 14 dresses tried on. 17 posts on SparkNotes. 1... More  →
Faye Goes to Prom!

The Beach House: A Scathing Review

By ContributorJune 3, 2011

Nicole-Lyn noticed a serious lack of pre-2000 book reviews and decided to bridge the gap with a gem from 1992. Were books even INVENTED by 1992?—Sparkitors

You remember R. L. Stine, don’t you? He’s the guy who wrote a

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The Beach House: A Scathing Review

The Top Ten Reasons the Internet Actually Sucks

By Jennifer GrudzieckiJune 3, 2011
Everyone in the entire universe thinks the internet is so All That. Everybody loves it. (Except, like, my 92-year-old great-grandmother, who thinks the internet is actually alive and trying to kill her, but let's ignore that, shall we?) Some people practically spend their entire lives... More  →
The Top Ten Reasons the Internet Actually Sucks

Open Thread for June 3

By Emily WinterJune 3, 2011
Dance.Girl.Sparkle's eyes are so pretty we could eat them. We mean that in the least sociopathic way possible. WINK!... More  →
Open Thread for June 3

Quick! Which Celeb Needs a Makeover The Most?

By Emily WinterJune 2, 2011
Ke$ha's not on this list because of feathers or face paint. She's on this list because she is dirty. Doesn't she remind you of Pig-Pen from Peanuts? Wake up in the morning with a bottle of Purell, woman! More  →
Quick! Which Celeb Needs a Makover the Most?

Identifying the (Pretentiously) Perfect Facebooker

By ContributorJune 2, 2011
amaryllismoon was inspired to write this post after reading Identifying the Typical Female Facebooker; keep in mind that her sarcasm hand is RAISED.—Sparkitors Let’s face it; everyone on Facebook has pretty much the IQ of a rhino.... More  →
Identifying the (Pretentiously) Perfect Facebooker

How To Recover From Asking A Stupid Question

By ContributorJune 2, 2011
TanTanTheLadiesMan is the new Mankler on the block—and he had us laughing from the get-go.—Sparkitors I’ll be the first to admit:  I ask stupid questions...a lot.  But that’s okay, because just like snot rocketing in public, the more it... More  →
How To Recover From Asking A Stupid Question

The Grievances of a Grocery Store Employee

By ContributorJune 2, 2011
emma1330, this post cracked us up—it sounds almost exactly like Chelsea Dagger's first job at TJ Maxx!—Sparkitors I work at a grocery store as a cashier. But not only am I a cashier, I'm also a sandwich-maker, lottery clerk, general labourer, etc. I'm... More  →
The Grievances of a Grocery Store Employee

What to Do When Your Parents Are Cooler Than You

By Jennifer GrudzieckiJune 2, 2011
I don't know how long this has been going on, but as I whacked my head on the ceiling this morning (as per my usual morning routine), the root of my parental troubles finally came to me in a wave of blessed, pain-filled enlightenment: my... More  →
What to Do When Your Parents Are Cooler Than You