Faye's been blogging her quest for a prom date since January. You picked out her (gorgeous) dress. Now find out how her big day went! —Sparkitors
15 weeks spent looking for a Prom date.
14 dresses tried on.
17 posts on SparkNotes.
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Everyone in the entire universe thinks the internet is so All That. Everybody loves it. (Except, like, my 92-year-old great-grandmother, who thinks the internet is actually alive and trying to kill her, but let's ignore that, shall we?) Some people practically spend their entire lives... More →
Ke$ha's not on this list because of feathers or face paint. She's on this list because she is dirty.
Doesn't she remind you of Pig-Pen from Peanuts? Wake up in the morning with a bottle of Purell, woman! More →
amaryllismoon was inspired to write this post after reading Identifying the Typical Female Facebooker; keep in mind that her sarcasm hand is RAISED.—Sparkitors
Let’s face it; everyone on Facebook has pretty much the IQ of a rhino.... More →
TanTanTheLadiesManis the new Mankler on the block—and he had us laughing from the get-go.—Sparkitors
I’ll be the first to admit: I ask stupid questions...a lot. But that’s okay, because just like snot rocketing in public, the more it... More →
emma1330, this post cracked us up—it sounds almost exactly like Chelsea Dagger's first job at TJ Maxx!—Sparkitors
I work at a grocery store as a cashier. But not only am I a cashier, I'm also a sandwich-maker, lottery clerk, general labourer, etc. I'm... More →
I don't know how long this has been going on, but as I whacked my head on the ceiling this morning (as per my usual morning routine), the root of my parental troubles finally came to me in a wave of blessed, pain-filled enlightenment: my... More →