This ed just saw a current pic of the guy she went on her first-ever date with. He is bald. He wears wife beaters. He has 603 tattoos, and a toddler, and facial hair growing all the way down to his fingertips. We... More →
What do you do when your friend teases you about a country *you're not even from*? Auntie has the answers. —SparkNotes editorsDear Auntie Sparknotes,I have a friend that blames my every quirk on the fact that I am "British". I mention that I don't like... More →
Pay attention, gentlemen: Sparkler pikori may have just saved you from a world of hurt.—SparkNotes editors
Girls love asking questions. And they love getting answers—as long as those answers follow strict, unbreakable guidelines. So guys, take note: as much as girls... More →
What's the best possible name for a 10-foot, 300-pound snake who terrifies (and occasionally eats) small children in Ohio?
Thanks, home9310 for sending this amazing pic of our newest honorary Sparkler, FluffyHeartsPrettyMice.... More →
Sparklercici_eZ must have seen us weeping on the playground yesterday after our totally humiliating loss at the Come-back Contest (those 4th graders have some really snappy insults). After reading her advice, we'll never again lose a battle of wits to a 9-year-old.—the... More →
It sounds like Sparkler FadingRoseisn't exactly surrounded by Prince Charmings. On the upside, her post made us laugh so hard that we accidentally knocked our brand-new computer off our desk. It broke in half. Thanks a lot, FadingRose. —the SparkNotes... More →
a.jonesy, warn us if you're ever in NYC. We'll stay out of your way. —SparkNotes editors
Ah, the hallway! Home to the most bizarre, hilarious, and tragic events.
When it's rush hour on the road, you get a fender bender. But when it's rush... More →
Due to SparklerShamWOW77'sawesomeness, all of her friends are seniors, and all of them are about to graduate. The problem? She's a junior. —SparkNotes editors
Because my friends are taking off for college, I have to find a new group or... More →