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V.S. Naipaul Is a Moron

By Miss MarmJune 3, 2011
Famed grumpypants V.S. Naipaul, whose novel A Bend in the River makes us violently sleepy, thinks Jane Austen—and all women!—are sentimental ninnies. As The Guardian reports, Naipaul gave an interview bashing the ladiez. Top four most enraging quotes: "[I] couldn't possibly share [Jane Austen's] sentimental... More  →
V.S. Naipaul Is a Moron

If Sparklers Ruled the World

By ContributorJune 3, 2011
This awesome post was a collaboration between Bexxrose and Cheez_It_Addiction—we definitely want to be on their team after the zombie apocalypse.—Sparkitors We all know that a world ruled by Sparklers would be a wonderful and highly intelligent... More  →
If Sparklers Ruled the World

NBK: The Countdown Begins

By ContributorJune 3, 2011
In this new series, FacetiousFace has a little something to get out of the way before she can start high school... –Sparkitors Hi, my name is Michaela. I like to make waffles, friends, and clothing from duct tape. I read comics, play Zelda, and... More  →
NBK: The Countdown Begins

Blogging Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: Part 3

By Dan_BergsteinJune 3, 2011
Chapter Seven: Mudbloods and Murmurs Better Title: Ron Barfs Up Slugs It's tough reading the word "murmur" without thinking of a certain series of awful novels about the hardships of being perfect. The word itself isn't horrible. It's a very good word. It's not the word's fault... More  →
Blogging Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: Part 3

7 Reasons to See Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

By ContributorJune 3, 2011
minuet_in_g dares to disagree with Dan the Great—but will she sway the Sparkler masses?—Sparkitors I was a little skeptical about seeing the latest film in the Pirates series,... More  →
7 Reasons to See Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Faye Goes to Prom!

By ContributorJune 3, 2011
Faye's been blogging her quest for a prom date since January. You picked out her (gorgeous) dress. Now find out how her big day went! —Sparkitors 15 weeks spent looking for a Prom date. 14 dresses tried on. 17 posts on SparkNotes. 1... More  →
Faye Goes to Prom!

The Beach House: A Scathing Review

By ContributorJune 3, 2011

Nicole-Lyn noticed a serious lack of pre-2000 book reviews and decided to bridge the gap with a gem from 1992. Were books even INVENTED by 1992?—Sparkitors

You remember R. L. Stine, don’t you? He’s the guy who wrote a

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The Beach House: A Scathing Review

The Top Ten Reasons the Internet Actually Sucks

By Jennifer GrudzieckiJune 3, 2011
Everyone in the entire universe thinks the internet is so All That. Everybody loves it. (Except, like, my 92-year-old great-grandmother, who thinks the internet is actually alive and trying to kill her, but let's ignore that, shall we?) Some people practically spend their entire lives... More  →
The Top Ten Reasons the Internet Actually Sucks

Open Thread for June 3

By Emily WinterJune 3, 2011
Dance.Girl.Sparkle's eyes are so pretty we could eat them. We mean that in the least sociopathic way possible. WINK!... More  →
Open Thread for June 3

Quick! Which Celeb Needs a Makeover The Most?

By Emily WinterJune 2, 2011
Ke$ha's not on this list because of feathers or face paint. She's on this list because she is dirty. Doesn't she remind you of Pig-Pen from Peanuts? Wake up in the morning with a bottle of Purell, woman! More  →
Quick! Which Celeb Needs a Makover the Most?