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DAYYYY-UM, When Did Draco Get So Handsome?

By Chelsea DaggerMay 11, 2011
As you all know, Chelsea Dagger is worse at simple mathematics than most 3rd graders. She can hardly spell the words "long division" (she always adds an extra 'h' ), let alone execute the concept in REAL LIFE. So even though the correct answer to... More  →
DAYYYY-UM, When Did Draco Get So Handsome?

Why Everyone Is Wrong About Everything, and You Should Just Buy Some Reese's Pieces

By ContributorMay 11, 2011
Just when you thought the debate was done, Dallas Lindsey blows the tiny-candy question wide open. –Sparkitors I see that people on SparkLife are feuding about the wrong things. Skittles vs. M&M’s, really? No one even mentioned Reese’s pieces! They... More  →
Why Everyone Is Wrong About Everything, and You Should Just Buy Some Reese's Pieces

You Know You Go to Virginia Tech When…………

By ContributorMay 11, 2011
ktloren spills the secrets—here's what it's really like to be a Hokie!—Sparkitors Virginia Tech is the largest university in Virginia. It puts the small town of Blacksburg on the map. We have some of the nation’s top programs in... More  →
You Know You Go to Virginia Tech When…………

Blogging A Very Potter Musical: Part 2

By ContributorMay 11, 2011

PrestigiousTimeLady's second installment is even more hilarious—and ridiculous—than her first!—Sparkitors

Alright, so before we get down to business (how many of you started singing “I’ll Make a Man Out of You”? Was it you, Chelsea Dagger? No? Just me, then? Fine.),

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Blogging A Very Potter Musical: Part 2

You Know You're From Minnesota When...

By ContributorMay 11, 2011
With all this talk about Minnesota being the MOST HIPSTER STATE, we thought we shouldn't wait to publish LOLiver456's post! —Sparkitors Insert some cliche about "OMG-why-haven't-there-been-any-Minnesota-posts-Our-state-will-no-longer-be-unrepresented-now" here. You know you’re from Minnesota when… You know that we don’t actually say “don’tcha know.” However, you... More  →
You Know You're From Minnesota When...

Open Thread for May 11

By Emily WinterMay 11, 2011
ez30yankee says... Hi Sparkitors. Here's a random picture I took of a tulip. I would make a joke here, but my tulip jokes are kind of limited. Did you know there's no such thing as a blue tulip? We did know that. Now let's see what we can... More  →
Open Thread for May 11

I Go To....Stanford University

By ContributorMay 10, 2011
Caroline loves her school, and we can see why! —Sparkitors School: Stanford University Location: Palo Alto, California Size: About 6000 undergraduate and 8000 graduate Type: Private Number of majors offered: Seemingly everything, plus students can design their own major if they don’t find one that suits them. Here’s my... More  →
I Go To....Stanford University

Guide to Prom Etiquette

By ContributorMay 10, 2011
It can be hard to get direct answers about prom etiquette. Don't believe us? Look it up in the dictionary. Useless, right? Happily, we're here to answer all your prom etiquette questions, provided you go back in time and ask them while we were writing this slideshow. More  →
Can You Make Tonguing Jokes in College Orchestra?

How To Choose Between Colleges

By Jon_SkindzierMay 10, 2011
Unless you have a part-time after-school job as one of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, choosing a college is likely the biggest decision of your life so far. Before you make your final choice, look past the obvious stuff each college has to offer, and... More  →
How To Choose Between Colleges

Auntie SparkNotes: How To Meet Girls

By kat_rosenfieldMay 10, 2011
Dear Auntie, I have a huge problem! You see, I'm home-schooled by my mom, and have been my whole life. Now don't get me wrong, I wouldn't trade it for the world! It's just that, I don't get out much. And my problem is, how do... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: How To Meet Girls