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Confident vs. Cocky: Are You Wearing the Right Pants?

By Melissa AlbertApril 1, 2011
After a week of awesome and inspiring confidence pants stories, it's time to explore the dark side of empowering legwear. There are many articles of clothing that can easily be mistaken for Confidence Pants. There are Unwanted Honesty Trousers, which cause you to tell your... More  →
Confident vs. Cocky: Are You Wearing the Right Pants?

Confidence Pants Stories: If The Pants Fit

By Chelsea DaggerApril 1, 2011
grace_return7 gives a sweet shout-out to an amazing friend!—Sparkitors My friend James was always sort of a big guy, and one day he just got tired of it. He eliminated all fatty foods and drinks from of his diet, and he started going... More  →
Confidence Pants Stories: If The Pants Fit

How Not to Misuse Your Confidence (Pants)

By Jon_SkindzierApril 1, 2011
Confidence is an admirable quality, assuming you know what you're doing with it. If you don't, you'll be just as bumbling and hopeless as when you lacked confidence, only louder. Know your boundaries, or else your confidence pants may as well be something classless and awkwa More  →
How Not to Misuse Your Confidence (Pants)

Never Been Kissed Michigan: IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?

By ContributorApril 1, 2011
thenameselodie is about to deliver the cliff-hanger of the CENTURY. You better buckle up.—Sparkitors This week I come to you from my grandmother’s house, where the Internet is sporadic and good food is scarce. In a fit of insanity,... More  →
Never Been Kissed Michigan: IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?

Confidence Pants Stories: Giving Blood

By ContributorApril 1, 2011
This Anonymous Sparkler put on her confidence pants and got to help other people! —Sparklers Last year I was just a sophomore in high school, and that's all I thought I would be. That all changed one April day. It was just a normal... More  →
Confidence Pants Stories: Giving Blood

Confidence Pants Stories: The Liking of a Guy

By ContributorApril 1, 2011
mysticjadeshoe is still working on rockin' her confidence pants, but she's come a long way!—Sparkitors Was I terrified? Yes. Was I hopeless? Obviously. Did I do something amazing? Not quite. But I am naturally shy, and I... More  →
Confidence Pants Stories: The Liking of a Guy

Do You Want To Meet HARRY POTTER?

By Chelsea DaggerApril 1, 2011
Well, you can't. You are a mere mortal, and Harry is a wizard god. You will never meet him, ever, unless you "accidentally" hit him with your car—and as Chelsea Dagger can attest, this is a terrible idea. But before you resign yourself to a... More  →
Do You Want To Meet HARRY POTTER?

Blogging Taylor Swift: "Thug Story"

By ContributorApril 1, 2011
When good girls go gangsta: xxblueeyesxx595 has the scoop! –Sparkitors One of the reasons T-Swift is my second favorite singer (after every member of the Wiggles) is because she isn’t afraid to make fun of herself once in a while. So you... More  →
Blogging Taylor Swift: "Thug Story"

All Good Things...

By Dan_BergsteinApril 1, 2011
It’s with a heavy heart that I write my last SparkNotes article. For those who haven’t heard, I am leaving SparkNotes to pursue other career options. This decision was not easy, but necessary and perhaps long overdue. Towards the end of Blogging Breaking Dawn, there were... More  →
All Good Things...

(Fill-in-the-Blank) Confidence Pants Mantras

By Lex LuthorApril 1, 2011
Confidence pants go on one leg at a time, just like all the other pants, but squeezing into them is much easier when you have a highly specific confidence mantra. Just copy, paste, fill in the blanks below and give a few... More  →
(Fill-in-the-Blank) Confidence Pants Mantras