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Voldemort's Abs Rock My World: Blogging AVPM Part 7

By ContributorJune 23, 2011
PrestigiousTimeLady is finally getting to the good stuff. Nothing beats some quality time with the Dark Lord's stomach muscles.—Sparkitors Whoa. Last time around I asked for an answer to the question "Who couldn’t love Darren Criss?" thinking... More  →
Voldemort's Abs Rock My World: Blogging AVPM Part 7

...Try, Try Again

By ContributorJune 23, 2011
Could we borrow your neon green confidence suspenders sometime, anonymous Sparkler? —Sparkitors The power of a crush is extreme. It can reduce my brain to a flaming pile of mush. It can turn short, nerdy guys into veritable gods by Facebook stalking standards. And,... More  →
...Try, Try Again

My Crush Is... the Guy Behind The Oatmeal

By ContributorJune 23, 2011
TheSillyGiraffe wants you to know that she's not talking about the dude with the white wig. —Sparkitors It’s Crush Week on SparkNotes, and boy are there plenty of them. From hot gingers to the Sparkler/Mankler in the mirror, they have all been pretty impressive... More  →
My Crush Is... the Guy Behind The Oatmeal

Your Crush Alert Scale

By Rachel KorowitzJune 23, 2011
Much like terror threats, mineral hardness, and the worlds spiciest peppers, crushes deserve their own scale. Here's our fool-proof ranking system, listed from least to greatest levels of crushy, crushed-out passion. Crush Level Mervin/Eunice: This is the ultimate friend crush.... More  →
Your Crush Alert Scale

How Chelsea Dagger Got Me a Date

By ContributorJune 23, 2011
SarahBellum37 finally connected with her crush—thanks to the legendary perspiration of the sweatiest Sparkitor ever.—Sparkitors It all started in band practice. Our AC wasn't working, so the director asked "Is anyone else sweating?" I replied "Yeah, I'm sweating harder than... More  →
How Chelsea Dagger Got Me a Date

Keeping Your Options Open

By ContributorJune 23, 2011
Keep your friends close, but keep your crushes closer, 1chance14. —Sparkitors The secret crush. We've all had one. You know, the kind in which "secret" refers to the fact that everyone knows about said crush except the crush himself? Yeah, that is the kind... More  →
Keeping Your Options Open

Auntie SparkNotes: Stepping On The Crazy

By kat_rosenfieldJune 23, 2011
Dear Auntie, I have a friend, though she is really more an acquaintance. Last May she asked this guy out and he politely said no. My friend was heartbroken and was convinced that he was a horrible person, would never find love, and would die without... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Stepping On The Crazy

Disney Princess Remix

By Emily WinterJune 23, 2011
We saw this excellent remix on one of our favorite girly blogs, thehairpin, and immediately knew it had SPARKLEBUTT written all over it in brown glitter.... More  →
Disney Princess Remix

The Perks of Being Fun-Sized

By ContributorJune 23, 2011

acs14 isn't the tallest kid on the block, but she might be the smartest!—Sparkitors As someone who belongs to the "5’3’ and under" population, I’ve heard a myriad of “politically correct” terms for us short people, ranging... More  →
The Perks of Being Fun-Sized

Interview with Spellbound Author Cara Lynn Shultz

By Dan_BergsteinJune 23, 2011
When packing up books to bring to the beach this summer (or the isthmus, if you're vacationing at the isthmuses) bring along Spellbound, the new novel by Cara Lynn Shultz. This romance novel with hints of magic has elements I thought were illegal... More  →
Interview with Spellbound Author Cara Lynn Shultz