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Why Life is Better with a Car

By ContributorOctober 5, 2010

miki-the-rainbow, you've got a dangerous mind. And we dig that about you. —Sparkitors

Ah, cars: those giant, gas-guzzling machines that are slowly killing our planet. I can't WAIT until I'm old enough to drive one!... More  →

Why Life is Better with a Car

Choose Your SparkNotes Flag: Round 2D!

By Emily WinterOctober 5, 2010
AnEpicofEpicness is having a meltdown: Um...um...OMG I AM GOING TO IMPLODE FROM STRESS OF CHOOSING FLAGS. Cool your jets, man-beast! Because if LAST round got to you, you are going to have seven heart attacks when you hear what we're up to in this HIGHLY... More  →
Choose Your SparkNotes Flag: Round 2D!

My Crush is a "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" Character

By ContributorOctober 5, 2010
We've never seen an episode of Buffy, TeenAuthorsForTheWin, but now we're totally sold! Netflix, here we come. —Sparkitors I used to be one of those poor saps who had only heard of Buffy the Vampire Slayer; I just assumed it was the... More  →
My Crush is a "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" Character

My Quest to Become the Ultimate Photographer

By ContributorOctober 5, 2010
Kolizzle, you're an artistic genius in the making! —Sparkitors If there's one thing you should know about me, it's that I'm incredibly passionate about photography. I love looking at the pictures on every Open Thread, I use my free time to scroll through... More  →
My Quest to Become the Ultimate Photographer

Video War Round 1: Ok GO Vs. Maroon 5

By Chelsea DaggerOctober 5, 2010
Man, we were SO ready to start this post off with a vehement, "BACK AWAY FROM THE HATERADE," but you guys deprived us of the opportunity by showing this new series so much LOVE. There was nary a nay-saying comment last week when... More  →
Video War Round 1: Ok GO Vs. Maroon 5

Fear, Loathing, and Cell Reception: How to Make a Tough Phone Call

By Melissa AlbertOctober 5, 2010
Your phone can do just about anything: it can text, it can record embarrassing videos of your friends eating chili fries, and it can even hold down your papers in a strong wind. But one thing it can't do? Help you make scary calls. If... More  →
Fear, Loathing, and Cell Reception: How to Make a Tough Phone Call

Auntie SparkNotes: Lies of Omission

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 5, 2010
Dear fabulous, beautiful, talented, pulchritudinous Auntie Sparknotes, [Pulchritudinous? Oh, DO go on. —Auntie.] Is lying by omission *really* lying? Because if it is, I'm a terrible person. Let me start from the beginning. Short version: I met a guy, thought I'd never see him again, talked to him,... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Lies of Omission

Ashley's High School Life

By Ashley SpencerOctober 5, 2010
We asked the Sploggers to tell us what they were like in high school. Their answers are funny, upsetting, and sometimes cramp-inducing. Today's featured Splogger: Ashley "Bathrobe" Spencer. —Sparkitors Were you funny? I definitely thought I was funny, and considered myself the class clown. I went... More  →
Ashley's High School Life

What Your Favorite Punctuation Mark Says About You

By ContributorOctober 5, 2010
flyergirl13 pretty much nailed it with this guide to punctuation. Don't even try saying you don't have a favorite, because that probably just means you're a hipster who wears pajamas to school. —Sparkitors When people vet potential boyfriend/girlfriends, they check to make sure s/he... More  →
What Your Favorite Punctuation Mark Says About You

How to Pick Up Any Guy with the Perfect Book

By Lauren PassellOctober 5, 2010
Need a new way to pick up guys? Here are some awesome, nerd-tastic ways to score dudes without having to embarrass yourself by using a cheesy pick-up line. All you have to do is carry around the right book, say the right thing, and start to... More  →
How to Pick Up Any Guy with the Perfect Book