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What can we say? You asked for it, Sparklers! (And by "it," we mean something non-slimy and non-fuzzy that will make you think about...well, whatever...

Congratulations! You've made it through another week. That makes you one week smarter, one week more self-aware, and one week further away from that time...

Happy Wrong Way Corrigan Day, Sparklers. Wait, you mean to tell me you’ve never heard of Douglas “Wrong Way” Corrigan? He’s the American...

Does this sound painfully familiar?

“So, do you wanna do something this Saturday night?”
“Yeah, I’d love to! What were you thinking?”
“Well, you know, maybe we could...

Last week we recapped some of the family stories you all shared in response to our original culture post. We

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The mainstream media must not have gotten the memo that we settled the Harry Potter/Twilight controversy last week, because they continue to More»