NarniaSparks, if these songs convince you to wake up early, they must be good. And since Scouting for Girls is a British band, I almost believe it. Still, I'm not sure I love cute British boy bands enough to crawl out... More →
Auntie's now taking a question a week from the college crowd. Baby Sparklers be warned, HND will also be referred to as *gasp-faint-whimper-warm-milk-please* "SEX" today. —SparkitorsDear Auntie,
I am a 20-year-old girl, a college junior, and I have an issue that I've recently become somewhat concerned... More →
We know you really want that classic Rachel Bolan look, but before you increase your jewelry intake, you need to get your piercing knowledge on, son/daughter. Follow our advice, and you won't end up getting an eyebrow spike from the guy at that... More →
monicarima, will you dedicate one of your Android apps to us? Please? —Sparkitors
I have just returned from a three-week-long residential camp, and I felt like everyone at SparkLife would appreciate knowing why I had such a good time. I’d like to... More →
Q: Do teachers ever crush on students?A: Yes. And it’s always disgusting.
Even if there's not a Grand Canyon-type age difference between the teacher and the student, a teacher crush is very creepy.
I don’t have personal experience with this. I’ve never found myself infatuated with a... More →
Flyergirl13 gives you a use for all those bottlecaps you've collected over the years. For more of her insanely awesome writing, check out her blog right here!—Sparkitors
Some of you may look at the title of this post and think "Cool! I've... More →
This post definitely convinced us of one thing: Animated_Apathy has read every Jono post EVER. —Sparkitors
I am convinced that Jono Skindzier is an incredible miracle of life. Thus, I compiled a list of 19 quotes and pictures (written... More →
Your profile picture is the first thing that any random stranger stalker on the internet sees when he types in “Penelope Custard,” so it had better be good. And GOOD IT CAN BE. In order to determine where your current profile picture stands on the... More →
If you "missed" the VMAs last night, here's everything you'll need to know for the final exam, which does not actually exist, because that would be awful.
1. Beyonce is preggo. What should she name her baby bump? (Optimus Bergstein.)
2. Gaga went as her... More →
In the last chapter of willwriteforhearts' fiction masterpiece, Alice and her friends stumble upon her mother's mysterious new boyfriend in a dark alley, and Nick debates whether or not to tell his crush Sam the truth about his paralysis.—Sparkitors
Annie looks like a... More →