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The Pros and Cons of Looking Younger than Your Age

By ContributorApril 30, 2010
Pimento111, this is a good problem to have. Trust us. VERY good problem. * rushes to Duane Reade to buy expensive anti-aging cream* —Sparknotes editors Do you know what it's like to be 15 and trapped in the vessel... More  →
The Pros and Cons of Looking Younger than Your Age

What It's Like to Live In...Washington, D.C.

By ContributorApril 30, 2010
This Friday's installment of "What It's Like to Live In..." is by Super Sparkler rebel_of_nowhere. We love you, rebel! —SparkNotes eds The place I call home would be Washington, DC. It may not be as exotic as Estonia or as far away as Ireland,... More  →
What It's Like to Live In...Washington, D.C.

The Friday Awards

By Chelsea DaggerApril 30, 2010
The regular editor of The Friday Awards is on vacation in the most exotic location ever: Wisconsin. So, due to our intense jealousy (insert eye twitch here), Wisconsin's proximity to the ocean (it's basically a giant coastline resort), and our inexplicable obsession with ships, we've... More  →
The Friday Awards

Blogging My All-Nighter

By ContributorApril 30, 2010
Feathery_Snidget is only in high school, but already procrastinates at a college level. We're impressed! —SparkNotes editors Maybe you were abducted by aliens for several hours. Perhaps the new episode of Psych was airing and your DVR is broken, so... More  →
Blogging My All-Nighter

Auntie SparkNotes: Hot for Teacher

By kat_rosenfieldApril 30, 2010
We had a big crush on our APUSH teacher. What can we say? He had floppy hair and coached lacrosse. Sometimes that's all it takes. —Sparkitors Hey Auntie, I was wondering if you could help me out, because this is one of those things that I can't... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Hot for Teacher

Awesome Thing of the Week

By Chelsea DaggerApril 30, 2010
Because you only rated last week's video a 3.79 on The Scale of Awesomeness, the SparkNotes editors have decided to step up our game. Unfortunately, whenever we try to impress you, we tend to fail spectacularly (so much so that we went to... More  →
Awesome Thing of the Week

Blogging Eclipse: Part 23

By Dan_BergsteinApril 30, 2010
Chapter Twenty-Three: Monster Better Title: Whaaaaaaaat? Hey, Jacob. How's it going? Remember a while back when we had that chat about force kissing, and I said you should never force kiss someone? Disregard what I said. Apparently Bella loves force kissing. I'm as confused as you are. Sincerely, Dan P.S. Where... More  →
Blogging Eclipse: Part 23

The Complete List of Senior Superlatives

By kat_rosenfieldApril 30, 2010
As the school year winds down, seniors everywhere are waiting with bated breath for an answer to the most vital, life-changing, groundbreaking question of their academic careers: WHO, among THEIR ENTIRE CLASS, will WIN THIS YEAR'S SENIOR SUPERLATIVES?! Yes, Sparklers, the time of superlatives is upon us.... More  →
The Complete List of Senior Superlatives

Open Thread for April 30

By Chelsea DaggerApril 30, 2010
Sparkler flotsod (bonus points if you can guess what her name stands for) sent us this picture, and we can't pass up the chance to post a giant smiling crab. Here's what she had to say about it: My friend and I found... More  →
Open Thread for April 30

How to Recognize a Sparkler on the Street

By ContributorApril 29, 2010
This post by Sparkler Missmolly02481 basically lists all the reasons we love you guys so much. Awwwww. Read on to bask in your own fabulousness.—SparkNotes Editors There really is no typical Sparkler, but after a... More  →
How to Recognize a Sparkler on the Street