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Auntie SparkNotes: An Enormous Problem of Teeny Proportions

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 2, 2010
Auntie, your comebacks are CHOICE.—Sparkitors Dear Auntie SparkNotes, I've always been pretty short for my age as a result of taking medicine that has stunted my growth. I am now entering my junior year in high school as a 4 foot 8 inch tall 16... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: An Enormous Problem of Teeny Proportions

QUIZINATOR: Umbridge is a Playa-Hater (aka HP Part 6)

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 2, 2010
There's no denying that Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix introduces one of the most malicious, insufferable characters in all of fiction: Professor Dolores Umbridge. Rarely has an imaginary person filled us with such fury and loathing—Lucius Malfoy looks like a charitable aid... More  →
QUIZINATOR: Umbridge is a Playa-Hater (aka HP Part 6)

How to Deal With Unexpected First Date Questions

By Lucy HutchinsonAugust 2, 2010
First dates are nerve-wracking. You most likely bring a mental list of questions and topics to bring up in case the conversation lulls. (Maybe you've even got an actual list, which is great, but we don't recommend you take it out and refer to it... More  →
How to Deal With Unexpected First Date Questions

The National Honor Society Is Trying to Take Over the World!

By ContributorAugust 2, 2010
LOL LOL LOL times a million, 11ksande! —Sparkitors NHS, or the National Honor Society, is an elite club in most American high schools. It inducts only the most involved, scholarly, amiable people, and together they strive to better themselves and the school through community... More  →
The National Honor Society Is Trying to Take Over the World!

Cute Thing of the Week

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 2, 2010
The first thing that came to mind when we saw this photograph (submitted by laxchicscore96) was spit-covered marshmallows. Why? CHUBBY BUNNY!! Right?! Hello? Guys? Please tell us you know what we're talking about. The game? Where you stuff as many marshmallows as possible... More  →
Cute Thing of the Week

My Crush Is an Evil Murderer

By ContributorAugust 2, 2010
mega_mega9, this ed's crush is NOT an evil murderer. Does that make her weird? —Sparkitor What can I say? I like my bad boys as much as the next girl does. And you’re not much of a bad boy unless you’ve murdered a... More  →
My Crush Is an Evil Murderer

Open Thread for August 2

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 2, 2010
Today's GORGEOUS photograph was taken by *da-da-da-daaaahhhhhh*—how did she know that pink flowers are our absolute favorite? ... More  →
Open Thread for August 2

Open Thread for August 1

By EmmaAugust 1, 2010
Rabbit, rabbit! (That's the first thing we say on the first day of the month [if we remember to]. It brings you good luck, duh.) You know who else has good luck? faith_in_absence, who almost died snapping today's pic:

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Open Thread for August 1

Open Thread for July 31

By EmmaJuly 31, 2010
nerdy_chick01 snapped this pic in the park. nerdy_chick, did you consider stealing the pup and running away as fast as you could? Just wondering!... More  →
Open Thread for July 31

Best Summer Day Ever: 24 Things to Do

By Ashley SpencerJuly 30, 2010
It's hard to believe, but it's almost August. Soon, fall will sweep in with its backpacks, homework, and crunchy leaves. All you’ll have left of summer is faded tans, still-sandy beach bags, and memories of epic cannonballs. It's not time to panic yet: you... More  →
Best Summer Day Ever: 24 Things to Do