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The Friday Awards

By Emily WinterAugust 27, 2010
ATTENTION, EVERYONE! Attention Sparklers, and manklers, and frogs! Attention Boo Radley, Aunt Lena, and hogs! And yayers and nayers, and creepy soothsayers, and flies on the wall, and slugs in the hall, and pandas and grandmas, and kittens the size of spotted brown dogs!!! More  →
The Friday Awards

Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 10

By Dan_BergsteinAugust 27, 2010
Chapter Ten: Why Didn't I Just Walk Away? Oh Right, Because I'm an Idiot. Bella's Title: Delicate Delicateness Dear Bella Swan-Cullen, You don't know me, but I wanted to wish you the best of luck with your pregnancy. You are brilliant and wise, and the way you defy... More  →
Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 10

Blogging Pride and Prejudice (as if it Were a Teen Novel): Part 1

By Emily WinterAugust 27, 2010
Jane Austen's masterpiece, Pride and Prejudice, looks terrible, and I am going to cross my arms and scowl until—what's that you say? If I don't read it, I'll get fired?!? Well then, Jane Austen's masterpiece, Pride and Prejudice, looks terrific, like a beautiful literary blanket... More  →
Blogging Pride and Prejudice (as if it Were a Teen Novel): Part 1

The Next Big Thing (or: What To Obsess Over When You're Tired of Twilight)

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 27, 2010
Because the people of the world are fickle wafflers who can't make up their minds, the general public is constantly on the lookout for the next big thing. Like, right now, everyone loves shapeshifting werewolves with six-pack abs and emotionally abusive vampires who glitter like... More  →
The Next Big Thing (or: What To Obsess Over When You're Tired of Twilight)

A Day in the Life at AwesomeMath Camp

By ContributorAugust 27, 2010
20 girls and 100 boys?! Are you sure this isn't Reverse SparkLife Camp, sk8bird? —Sparkitors I'm in the middle of a three week camp called AwesomeMath, so I thought I'd try writing a post (despite the fact that I'm a math nerd XD).... More  →
A Day in the Life at AwesomeMath Camp

Auntie SparkNotes: Step Away From the Ladymag

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 27, 2010
Auntie's right, Sparklers: it's time to put the magazines away and just shake what yo momma gave ya!—Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, How do I learn to love myself? I have tried to become more confident with myself, specifically my body, but nothing I do seems to... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Step Away From the Ladymag

Blogging Wuthering Heights: Part 11

By ContributorAugust 27, 2010
We're so happy about the violence! Erm, we mean, because CoffinMaker really wanted some. —Sparkitors Chapter XI There's MAN VIOLENCE in this chapter! And Man Threats! And Man Guns and Man Shovels and Man Houses and other Manly things for men of manliness! Nelly is getting... More  →
Blogging Wuthering Heights: Part 11

Open Thread for August 27

By Emily WinterAugust 27, 2010
Dont_panic__42 tricked us groggyhead editors on this autumn-y Friday morning! *stomps feet and swigs coffee* She said... LOOK!!! I took a picture of my shadow!!!  Just kidding! but I did really climb to the top of this to get this picture. and it was... More  →
Open Thread for August 27

Underwear You Do NOT Want to Get Caught Wearing at School

By Kathryn_WilliamsAugust 26, 2010
Underwear (or "underclothes," for you readers coming to us from mid-19th-century England) were named thusly for one reason: they are supposed to be worn under your clothes. (We're talking to you, Gaga.) But on occasion, like that time in gym class when Christy Marino pointed... More  →
Underwear You Do NOT Want to Get Caught Wearing at School

10 Things Summer Boredom Taught Me

By ContributorAugust 26, 2010
We like that headintheclouds007 isn't afraid to admit that she's bored. Or that The Siuation gives good advice. —Sparkitors For me and many others, summer is also synonymous with ENDLESS BOREDOM. I mean, not every day is all ponies and sunshine, right? Well, actually... More  →
10 Things Summer Boredom Taught Me